Luke Bryan’s Thanksgiving Halftime Performance Wasn’t Just Bad . . .
“If you don’t like it, don’t listen to it.”
This is the mantra repeated over and over to folks who complain about the poor efforts expended by many of mainstream country music’s biggest stars. The problem is, sometimes you don’t have a choice. Sometimes, the music finds you.
There you are, taking in Thanksgiving festivities with friends and family, proudly wearing an “I ♥ Country Music” T-shirt (figuratively, at least), and celebrating one of America’s high holidays with a nice football game, and who comes on the television acting as country music’s ambassador to the rest of the world but Luke Bryan, up there ordering all the country girls to “shake it for the crickets and the critters and the squirrels.” And now you’re forced to explain to your second cousin and 78-year-old Nana that no, you don’t love that kind of country music.
It’s no Super Bowl, but the launching of the Salvation Army’s Red Kettle drive every year during the halftime of the Dallas Cowboys game is a tradition nonetheless . . . and so is every time country music gets a chance on a national stage, it results in a general embarrassment, and a bad representation of the talents and spirit and style of what country music is all about.
Luke Bryan’s performance wasn’t especially pitchy, or exceptionally awful for any particularly reason. It was your average Luke Bryan show where it was much more about his hip shaking than anything else. But the songs he selected were some the most vociferously objectifying to the female condition in his arsenal, and in no way appropriate to the mood of Thanksgiving festivities. He does have some songs that would be age appropriate for family time, but definitely not “Country Girl (Shake It For Me),” “Kick The Dust Up,” or “Don’t Want This Night To End.”
Luke Bryan can embarrass himself all he wants, but there he is representing “country” music to people who otherwise pay scant attention to such things.
But I don’t blame Luke Bryan for his performance on Thanksgiving. The Dallas Cowboys hired Luke Bryan, and Luke Bryan is exactly who they got.
Earlier in the week during the incredibly-spare American Music Awards, country’s terrible EDM representative Sam Hunt won New Artist of the Year. “I’m proud to represent country music tonight,” Sam said during his acceptance speech, but as we all know, Sam Hunt does no such thing. Nothing about Sam Hunt’s music in any way resembles country. But how is your average American Music Awards viewer going to know that? Sam Hunt says it as he’s accepting some award for being the best in a given category, and the audience buys in.
The sports realm gets especially pounded by the worst modern country music has to offer. Intros to football games, the bumper music in between commercial breaks, it’s all the most terrible super hits of the Bro-Country era. That’s why we’ve seen so much vitriol for modern country music from sports media in recent years. The Ticket radio station in Dallas, and specifically their Hardline show regularly lampoons modern country. Just this week, Deadspin‘s The Concourse wrote an extended piece called, “God Bless Alan Jackson, Country Music’s Invaluable Extra-Vanilla Everyman.” Country media can’t publish these type of involved pieces—they’d be ignored. It falls to sports media to question what is happening in country, to look back for better examples of the genre, and to pontificate on what the future might hold.
The simple fact is that many people in America really don’t like country music. Luke Bryan may be hyper-popular with a narrow demographic of folks, so much so that he can sell out stadiums in certain locales no problem. But if you surveyed America (which anecdotally is sort of what happened on Thanksgiving), you find tremendous blowback for his music.
Last week Pandora released its 2015 “Top Thumb Hundred“—or the 100 most thumbed up songs on the format for the entire year. You would think that as country music’s most popular star at the moment, and the reigning CMA Entertainer of the Year, Luke Bryan would have one or two selections on the list. You also might expect to find Sam Hunt on there, since he crosses over so well just like Luke. But how many country songs of any sort made it into Pandora’s Top Thumb Hundred for 2015? Zero. Zilch. Nada. Not a single one. The only song that could even close is curiously Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Sweet Home Alabama” that came in at #75.
Of course the Pandora list isn’t scientific. Neither are the “thumbs up/thumbs down” ratings on YouTube, or any of the other crowdsourced measurements on positive/negative sentiment about music. But consistently, country music, whenever presented to the general population, tends to reveal itself as extremely polarizing, if not problematic.
With a few exceptions. When America tuned into the 2015 CMA Awards on November 4th to see Justin Timberlake perform, they pretty resoundingly approved of what they saw from Chris Stapleton too, and voted with their dollars in a way we haven’t seen before in the modern country music era, to the point where Stapleton is now trumping Luke Bryan in the charts. There are country artists that can build consensus. They’re just still on getting the big opportunities. And only when they start to can we begin to broach the subject of country music being saved.
Mike in Winston
November 27, 2015 @ 10:42 am
Call me a cracker hillbilly, but I got the feeling, Trig kinda of feels bad or sad, with this latest opinion, happy gobble all!
Pete Marshall
November 27, 2015 @ 10:53 am
I heard and saw Luke Bryan perform and it wasn’t good plus football game sucks. Cowboys just stunk yesterday which is my favorite team which is nothing to brag about this year. Luke Bryan didn’t help the matter thank goodness I was preparing Thanksgiving dinner for my family. I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving; Trigger!
Chris
November 27, 2015 @ 11:17 am
Liking the Cowboys is the same as liking bro country…you represent everything that is wrong with America
Pete Marshall
November 27, 2015 @ 11:45 am
That doesn’t make any sense. What is liking Cowboys have to do with liking bro country? I just didn’t care for the runaway game. Dallas Cowboys are not having a very good season this year.
Pete Marshall
November 27, 2015 @ 12:21 pm
I don’t represent things wrong with America so knock if off!!! You did not read my comments so no need for your mean feedbacks; that was uncalled for. Carry on please!
Trigger
November 27, 2015 @ 10:15 pm
Pete,
You’re definitely not what’s wrong with America. Your comments and insight is always valued here. I had a great Thanksgiving with family as well.
Chris,
Let’s please understand that generally speaking, we’re all friends here in the comments section, and there’s no need to jump someone’s butt just because they’re a Cowboys fan. Lord knows Cowboys fans have enough to contend with these days 🙂
PETE MARSHALL
November 27, 2015 @ 11:36 pm
Thank you very much Trigger.
TX Music Jim
November 27, 2015 @ 10:53 am
It was a poop fest of a game and a halftime I could not tolerate. A nice cold beer in the garage was much more pleasant! Thanks for nothing boss hog AKA Jerry Jones!!!
Hannah777
November 28, 2015 @ 11:32 am
I love luke and the Cowboys so back off. I’m don’t complain over Beyonce’s hip shaking moves so don’t complain over luke bryan .
cilla
November 28, 2015 @ 12:20 pm
Beyonce has talent and a decade of music to back it up. Luke Bryan….NOT so much. The Cowboys are having a AwFul season.
Acca Dacca
November 27, 2015 @ 11:07 am
I’d appreciate it if you’d refrain from employing copious amounts of recherché language. I don’t like having to resort to a dictionary to enjoy your frequently pulchritudinous writing, Trigger.
Bear
November 27, 2015 @ 11:20 am
At least he didn’t use the word malefic which would have been an apt descriptor for the whole affair Thanksgiving.
Jake W
November 27, 2015 @ 8:14 pm
Whilst he is objectifying them or they are falling at his feet so I say let him have em. Too stupid to take five seconds to look at his goofy ass. Chris Stapelton is pulling wool over someone’s eyes, he looks like David Allan coe(mysterious rhinestone cowboy) forcibly raped Toby Keith and out came this no singing freak.
Acca Dacca
November 27, 2015 @ 8:54 pm
Well, I hear the Mysterious Rhinestone Cowboy is having tax issues. So unless Toby Keith has been to prison, your story isn’t adding up.
Jon Pappalardo
November 27, 2015 @ 11:10 am
Jake Owen singing (or lip sync as I’m sure is required by everyone for sound issues) “Real Life” at the Macy’s Parade was just as horrifying. We will never dig ourselves out of this mess when people like him, especially with a song like that, are given such a visible platform. There has to be someone else who could’ve filled that slot.
It wasn’t as rediculous as the time FGL sang “Cruise” but it was close.
Trigger
November 27, 2015 @ 11:38 am
You know, I probably could have spent the entire day yesterday buzzing by televised performances and then writing articles razzing on them. All those parade performances are half-baked.
ElectricOutcast
November 27, 2015 @ 6:47 pm
You wanna know something funny? I actually saw him on CBS and he didn’t sing in their broadcast, so I guess you were watching the NBC one where he did sing.
Boy this Thanksgiving has been my luckiest one so far, I guess.
Smokey J.
November 27, 2015 @ 11:14 am
Luke is the most embarrassing because he has vocal talent, but the shallow material and psuedo rapping makes him look like a hack. There is nothing about that performance that looked remotely “cool”. It looked like a 40 year old dude in too tight jeans trying way too hard.
ElectricOutcast
November 27, 2015 @ 11:40 am
Only Thanksgiving thing I willfully watched yesterday was the Macy’s Parade, rest of the day I just spent playing a new video game on discount because a friend of mine contributed music and content to it…from the looks of things seems I made the right choice in missing the football games.
Tezca
November 27, 2015 @ 12:26 pm
Out of curiousity what video game was it?
And to stay on topic, I haven’t seen the performance nor watched the game in general. I just spend most of the day on the Internet.
ElectricOutcast
November 27, 2015 @ 6:36 pm
Shantae and The Pirate’s Curse on Wii U, this friend of mine plays the titular character and I know her from a smaller project that she and I did when I was in High School.
Tezca
December 4, 2015 @ 9:46 am
(Sorry for replying late, didn’t see the email cause it went to the junk drawer)
Oh cool! Haven’t heard of those games and I used to have a Wii but the controllers stopped working so don’t have it hooked up to the tv anymore.
Fuzzy TwoShirts
December 4, 2015 @ 11:15 am
I just bought new nunchucks because mine were wearing out (heavy gamer)
The game I’ve been enjoying with my friends is the adaptation of the Television show “Wipeout”
chase rice
November 27, 2015 @ 12:13 pm
Luke Bryan made me look Like Hank Williams, whoever the hell he is.
Pete Marshall
November 27, 2015 @ 12:19 pm
Chase you are a very good singer and I agree with you in some parts. I have 2 of your cd’s. Hank Williams (1923-1953) have a good songs like “Your Cheating Heart”, “Cold, Cold heart” and other big hits.
PETE MARSHALL
November 27, 2015 @ 3:36 pm
Anyway you are no Hank Williams don’t even compare yourself to him. That’s an insult. I am surprised that Trigger haven’t rant your cd and your 2 hit singles yet.
Charles Murphy
November 28, 2015 @ 8:10 am
Your name sounds like something label guys came up with over lunch at Gotens
Blake Sheltom
November 27, 2015 @ 12:16 pm
After watching this I REALLY want Miranda back. And I need a drink. I can’t even spell my own name. B!tch.
Kale
November 27, 2015 @ 2:44 pm
Blake, is it true that you knocked up Gwen Stefani? You and Miranda had been married for years and never had kids, but you get Gwen pregnant after barely dating her? Celebrities are so weird, it’s just scandal after scandal.
PETE MARSHALL
November 27, 2015 @ 2:49 pm
That’s a good one Kale!
Brandon
November 27, 2015 @ 12:54 pm
His face pisses me off , same with that long hair guy in FGL. It isa face where they know they are basically breaking the law publically but nobody arrests them..
Pete Marshall
November 27, 2015 @ 12:56 pm
I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner throughout the morning and afternoon (clean-up) instead of watching the football games and watching Luke Bryan’s performance. I was on the internet last night as well.
Melissa
November 27, 2015 @ 1:11 pm
My Packers might have lost, but at least they had Bret Favre and Bart Starr on at halftime.
Donny
November 30, 2015 @ 6:04 am
Your packers huh, you probably started cheering for them last year settle down bud
FuzzynTwoShirts
November 27, 2015 @ 1:19 pm
I just fixed an HO scale SD40 locomotive, and when compared to Luke Bryan that locomotive looks like Stephen Hawking.
Fuzzy TwoShirts
November 27, 2015 @ 1:23 pm
oops thats embarassing. I got a smart tv yesterday (of course it means my Dreamcast and Atari 5200 needed a new home) and I’m still learning to type with it haha
PETE MARSHALL
November 27, 2015 @ 2:47 pm
off topic
Hey Trigger:
Are you going to review Hunter Hayes “the 21 project” anytime soon?
Trigger
November 27, 2015 @ 3:34 pm
If I felt it was relevant or topical in the mainstream space I would consider it. Up to this point, I have my serious doubts. We’ll see if we have time to cram something in before the end of the year, but I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Gumslasher
November 27, 2015 @ 3:20 pm
Hope you all had a great thanksgiving. Weird holiday. Dry poultry and american football.
Cowlads, beagles and rodgerstown all suck, but not as much as that assclown Luke Bryan.
P.S, thanks a lot. Your fucking useless black friday has made it over to Norway and stupid norvegians just got more stupid. Please stop:)
Wes
November 27, 2015 @ 4:53 pm
Spot on. Also, Big Sean’s halftime performance during the Lions game was painful to watch. I didn’t know who he was beforehand, and I don’t care to ever hear him again.
cilla
November 27, 2015 @ 5:03 pm
The game was a waste for the Cowboys and Luke Bryan should have just stayed in Tennessee with his family for Thanksgiving. I kinda get the feeling
he likes just being on stage more than down time with family. It’s not like he really needs the exposure or Money, something a little off here? Strong marriage?…not if you keep deciding to be on the road when you really
don’t have to. A LA Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert. Take heed Luke,take heed. How did that duet with Karen Fairchild go the other night on the American Music Awards go? I didn’t watch.
JohnWayneTwitty
November 27, 2015 @ 5:15 pm
I was embarassed to be a country music fan, even though Luke Bryan isn’t country. This is the type of performance that kills careers. Ashley Simpson on SNL years ago was better than this.
Lone Wolf
November 28, 2015 @ 7:03 am
JohnWayneTwitty….and fellow Cadets of SCM, if you haven’t watched it or did and forgot it, do yourself a favor and check out Ashlee Simpson committing hari kari at the 2005 Orange Bowl. Oi vey….https://youtu.be/e5YPiBx9MJs
Mike W.
November 28, 2015 @ 7:45 am
Sadly, I doubt it will have much effect on Bryan’s career going forward. It may cost him some future half-time shows, but really he and Jason Aldean (and FGL) are the industry darlings right now. If Jason Aldean gets basically zero negative feedback in our overly PC culture for wearing blackface, Luke Bryan will be just fine with this crappy performance.
The only thing that is going to slow down Luke Bryan at this point is age and the expiration date on his “hitmaker” career. By then the industry will move on and Bryan will be left standing with the other washed up pop stars of his time.
thats Lil Dales kinda nite
November 27, 2015 @ 7:44 pm
still jellus of ole Luke the Drifter huh ? thats all rite cuz hes a classic. so may be that wasnt his best perfarmanse but do all yall do yur best work workin in a holly day away from yur famlees? nope ya dont..
this was like won of the games when the tide aint playin there best game but still pull it out in the end like the tennassee game this yeer. an I wood like to point out I sed Bama was goin all the way this yeer be for evry won else n looky here were about to kick auburns ass than florida than what ever scrub teems we end up playin in the play offs. aww well hell I dont no. Role Tide !
Mike
November 30, 2015 @ 5:11 am
Don’t poison any trees if Alabama ends up losing in the Playoff. Then again, that probably won’t happen because the Sugar Bowl isn’t having any of the games, and that game is Alabama’s curse, so they will probably be good.
Jason
November 27, 2015 @ 9:40 pm
Watched the show and we laughed all the way through it. Seriously, he couldn’t hit a note to save his life, he chose the worst songs possible, and why does he keep wearing such small jeans? He’s going to lose a leg…
albert
November 28, 2015 @ 10:50 am
The sad and unavoidable truth about about music marketers /promoters/exploiters is that they don’t CARE what KIND of music it is or what you wanna call it . Does it get peoples’ attention / dollars ??
Years of making a living in clubs is testament to that for any journeyman player or band . Sure it may say ” Honky – Tonk ” on the sign , but if an act goes in there and does an AC DC tribute and fills the place to the rafters all week , the club doesn’t care that it isn’t ” honky -tonk music ” as long as the registers are ringing , the tips are coming and the beer is flowing . That’s all . The club is drawing people in and that’s what they are there for . NOT to be gatekeepers, educators , curators , or otherwise….the venue has to MAKE MONEY and draw the attention of as many people as possible .
The fact that a half-time extravaganza at , arguably , the most watched sports event on the planet , is called country or pop or whatever matters not to the folks whose job it is to MAKE MONEY for the network . They need a SAFE investment to ensure that . Paul McCartney , Katy Perry , LB ….all SAFE mainstream investments no matter the genre . North America WANTS to see LB shake his ass and that’s why he’s there….not to further the cause of country music in any way shape or form . He’s a safe popular bet ….like Mickey Mouse…. or the Muppets ….or Darth Vader .
Sad , indeed , that the uneducated THINK LB IS country music . GREAT for the promoters and the networks that the fans don’t realize or could care even LESS than the promoters that LB is NOT country music but a chippendale dancer with a twang . Everybody who doesn’t care is pacified …..right ?
cilla
November 28, 2015 @ 12:43 pm
OT: Bonnie Ratt is coming out with some new music….imagine if she wanted to venture into COUNTRY Music? That would deserve discussion.
D
November 29, 2015 @ 9:26 am
It was so awful. It did give me an opportunity to plug the SCM website with some Austinites. We sure could not focus on the performance as the tryptophan doesn’t set in if you are throwing up your turkey. “She works there at the Dallas Cowboys, she aint got no in between”¦.like all them other boys in dresses they aint every cowboy’s dream”
Kristi
November 29, 2015 @ 11:29 am
There is so much hate in the world. Whether you like him or not, you went out of your way to watch the performance. Then took additional time to post a lengthy right up on how much it sucked. How are you helping bring true country back by all of this trash talk? Can you explain?
And yes, don’t watch/listen to what you don’t like is a valid solid suggestion. Stop acting like you have no control when the TV or radio comes on.
HaydenLane
November 29, 2015 @ 1:03 pm
Have you considered the idea that some people like to watch football? No one is going to go out of their way to watch this garbage. Unless, of course, it is their job to do so and to write about it.
Mike
November 29, 2015 @ 4:44 pm
Luke, we know that’s you! Cut it out. Your performance was horrible on Thursday too!
Trigger
November 29, 2015 @ 9:36 pm
Why did I even write the first three paragraphs of this article?
Kristi
December 2, 2015 @ 3:04 am
I guess I’m struggling to see the point of this blog. The title is misconceiving. If you truly want to save a sacred and scarce genre, maybe post artists daily you feel fit the mold, or promote “country” artists you feel should get airtime or work more diligently with country radio and so on. . We already know the issue. We get it. Posting repetitive posts on how much Luke and others lack country sound is not productive or making a change to help save country music. I don’t understand what you gain by posting these. Step up and make changes as your title implies. Problem solving time.
Trigger
December 2, 2015 @ 10:51 am
I do that every single day. This article received 50,000 hits on the SCM Facebook page. The article featuring the “Songs of the Year” as picked by me received 5,000. Yet somehow I’m the one who is to blame for not focusing on the positive. You’re still here commenting on this page. Everyone else moved on to more important, and more positive things days ago.
Kristi
December 2, 2015 @ 1:34 pm
Good to hear- I wonder why post anything negative at all? I am seeking this answer out of curiosity.
Trigger
December 2, 2015 @ 2:13 pm
I don’t post negative coverage just to be contrarian or out of jealousy or spite. I feel like criticism is a healthy part of the creative process. Criticism keeps us all on our toes. That’s why I invite criticism of what I do on this site, like yours, and take the time to respond personally. Even when I might disagree with someone, that opinion still has value, and can be learned from. I want to country music to get better, that is why I am negative. But you always have to make sure you’re being more positive than negative.
Bill Goodman
November 29, 2015 @ 12:32 pm
Luke Bryan is country music just like Fox News is a news outlet.
Jen
November 30, 2015 @ 3:15 pm
Trigger kinda reminds me of a guy I talked to on the phone. I had never spoken to the guy before, I just wanted to find some help with songwriting. Well, this guy started ranting about some of my favorite artists and how bad they are, and I just hung up on him. I don’t care how you feel about the music. I get it, you don’t like it, but that doesn’t mean everyone else wants or needs to hear it! I didn’t call to get a rundown of how much country music sucks, I called to get some help writing/publishing songs. If you want to rant about country music ,then perhaps you should develop your own labEl and radio station and play what you like. I’m not nuts about a lot of the modern music, but I still don’t want to hear a washed up old geezer who apparently once was a hit songwriter, bash music. You don’t know me, and you don’t know what i like and what I don’t like. Don’t bash music to people that you’ve never met! It was extremely unprofessional and made him look like a washed up, bitter has-been!
Jack Williams
November 30, 2015 @ 3:54 pm
So you called him, then hung up on him. Nice.
Fuzzy 'Fuzzington" TwoShirts
December 1, 2015 @ 6:38 pm
See therein lies the problem. If Luke Bryan wasn’t forced down my throat all the time I really wouldn’t care. It’s like going to McDonald’s and then complaining about all the gross kids in the playplace. But Luke Bryan isn’t in the playplace, he’s everywhere, he;s on TV, he’s playing at the mall. My problem with it is not that I don’t like it, but that I can’t get away from it. Those gross kids from the playplace are in the lobster tank at Red Lobster, their at the model train show, and their spilling out of Bed Bath and Beyond.
I don’t like it, and if it wasn’t being played everywhere I wouldn’t listen to it.
Jake W
December 1, 2015 @ 10:19 pm
No. if you are a craftsman and spent years perfecting your craft and some one who hasn’t got the same skill or talent or experience comes into your craft is promoted over you and constantly congratulated for doing a terrible job then it is your Obligation to bring the truth to light whenever possible. Fuck Luke Bryan’s music in the neck!