Michael Jackson Montgomery Releases Single For Miley Cyrus
Its the day after MTV put on its annual Video Music Awards, and the internet is buzzing with Miley Cyrus talk after the former child star put on a raunchy, sexually-explicit performance as part of the VMA show. While parent advocacy groups are up in arms, pop country hopeful Michael Jackson Montgomery is hoping to capitalize off of all the renewed Miley Cyrus attention.
Michael Jackson Montgomery was originally part of a mega entertainment franchise manufactured by a major label on Music Row that was supposed to involve albums, movies, TV Specials, and tours, with Michael Jackson Montgomery and his young teenage daughter Natalie (just one name, like Sting) cast as country and pop stars respectively. It was originally pattered around the real life of Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter Miley. But then in February of 2011 when Miley Cyrus first began showing signs of becoming a wild child and the relationship between her and her dad Billy Ray Cyrus started to implode, the major Music Row label pulled the plug on Michael Jackson Montgomery’s mega franchise idea and Montgomery was left out in the cold.
Since then a despondent Michael Jackson Montgomery has been releasing demos of some of his songs, and after a protracted legal battle, won the release of an album called The Bleeding Cowboy on April 9th—a compilation of sorts from two different planned Michael Jackson Montgomery albums that were never completed. Some of the songs are complete, some are simply demo tracks.
Chief among them is the single “My Baby’s Gonna Dance.” It is the very first song Michael Jackson Montgomery ever recorded. He released a demo for the song as early as February of 2011, but this is the first time he is releasing the complete studio version as a single. The song lovingly portrays Michael Jackson Montgomery doting over his daughter as she becomes a big pop star.
“This song is really something special to me, Trig,” Michael Jackson Montgomery explains. “I think all the Miley Cyrus fans that are going crazy over her performance will appreciate its message.”
Lyrics:
My baby’s gonna dance. Nashville’s giving her a chance. I’m so happy in my pants. ‘Cause my baby’s gonna dance. My little girls gonna be a superstar. Selling pimple cream, lipstick, and Korean cars. And it doesn’t matter that there’s not a song that she wrote, they’ll put it on the radio and shove it down your throat. Well she couldn’t hold her tune inside a bucket, but we’ll pre-record everything and the masses will love it. With rhinestones, a cone bra and a bleached mustache, she’ll be daddy’s prized heifer bring home the cash. (Chours) Get her some store bought tits and designer boots, and polish her horse teeth down nice and smooth She can dance around in her underwear, as long as I’m getting my check well I don’t care. Well the press photgraphed her naked in a Taxi cab, and she sold a million records on her way to rehab. She’s burning her nose out and popping pills, while I wipe my ass with $100 dollar bills. (Chours) And her momma that’s way up there in heaven, ’cause she got killed by Al-Queda at a 7-11 She’s gonna rain down the tears that’ll water her soul, so she can sing her heart out so I get a new bass boat. (Chorus) ÂMore Michael Jackson Montgomery Songs
Keith L.
August 26, 2013 @ 9:17 am
Good lord. Somebody kill me. Please!
Keith L.
August 26, 2013 @ 9:22 am
Seriously, are we supposed to consider this guy to be an artist, or is this someone you know just sitting in their bedroom at their house, doing spoofs? Is this your “alter ego”, Trigger Man?
FunnyManTX
August 26, 2013 @ 10:23 am
Very funny stuff!!!! These alter-egos are really sprouting up in country music and it’s great to see.
blue demon
August 26, 2013 @ 11:12 am
more shocking/gross than miley was hearing jimmy fallon refer to Justin timberlake as a “LEGEND” I like “FutureSex/LoveSounds” a lot but one good album does not a legend make.
tammyswift
August 26, 2013 @ 1:41 pm
That is horrible
FunKyChick
September 3, 2013 @ 8:06 am
Jimmy & Justin have a serious bromance going. I hate that term, but I really can’t think of any other to describe it.
JonEmery
August 26, 2013 @ 11:22 am
I can’t wait for the release of The Bleeding Cowboy!! It been on my radar for quite some time “Western Racing” I thought was supposed to be the breakout hit though?
Gena R.
August 26, 2013 @ 12:04 pm
Funny stuff, but the chorus melody kinda reminded me of the Rodney Crowell tune “Open Season on My Heart,” of all things. Weird. 😀
gtrman86
August 26, 2013 @ 12:48 pm
And another douchebag cashing in on the terrible state of todays so-called Country music! Florida Georgia Line should add this moron to their line-up, hell add 1 more and we can start a fucking boy-band genre!! Makes a guy sick!
Danny K.
August 26, 2013 @ 1:51 pm
I have a feeling I might regret pressing play if I were to go ahead and do that.
jbmn
August 26, 2013 @ 3:03 pm
hmmmm….after teasing my college-aged and beyond kids about my shock of seeing a “different Miley” that we loved on Hanna Montana…I had an unexpected conversation with a colleague today about letting his 2, 4, and 7 year old watch the Disney Channel…What do 13 year old’s (and their parents) do when the perfect child gets more familiar with a “foam #1” than we ever imagined we would have to “chat about?” Should we ban our kids from Disney on the chance it will “twist” our teens?
not sure if this is the right place to post…but having fun with my kids about what Taylor really said…and having fun with my friends about “Saving Country Music” and felt bad when Buffalo, NY Radio WYRK radio pointed out that Miley was turning her back on country music…
Trigger
August 26, 2013 @ 11:15 pm
I wrote this 2 1/2 years ago.
https://savingcountrymusic.com/just-say-no-to-miley-cyrus-disney-a-rant
Steve
August 27, 2013 @ 9:04 am
Great song, great artist.
Wil
August 29, 2013 @ 11:40 am
This… is just… brilliant.
Rambler
August 29, 2013 @ 12:51 pm
I just died a little on the inside….
mark
August 30, 2013 @ 8:26 am
very funny stuff.
Need some pretty girls in little tight shorts in the video, and you’re on your way.
Michael Jackson Montgomery. hahahaha…. fantastic name.
I can easily see you going over to the dark side and doing really well.
along the lines of music mockery have you heard of this guy St. Sanders?
http://stsanders.com/www/pages/videos/guitar-shreds/steve-vai-shreds.php
Lance
September 2, 2013 @ 6:36 pm
Is this guy Actually real or WTF is this exactly???
Not funny & very unnecessary.
FunKyChick
September 3, 2013 @ 8:10 am
I think some people don’t realize this is a joke.
BassManMatt
September 4, 2013 @ 8:07 pm
Should’ve saw this before I commented.. you are completely correct!
BassManMatt
September 4, 2013 @ 8:06 pm
SCM fans clearly don’t know what “satire” is.
FunKyChick
September 5, 2013 @ 5:19 am
My favorite comment so far on this site is on the post about the Kentucky Struts playing at that tennis tournament in Cincy and having to stop playing because one of the players complained. A reader commented that the officials wouldn’t have had “the guts to stop Florida Georgia Line”. Why does a fan of that group come to this website? We’re trying to save country music from the likes of them!
BassManMatt
September 5, 2013 @ 5:46 am
I think it keeps things just that much more entertaining!
pete marshall
March 7, 2015 @ 6:47 pm
First I though eww. then I though it was a funny joke Thanks Trigger.
FunctionallyIlliterate
April 15, 2018 @ 7:48 pm
Instead of Alan Jackson they should have used this guy:
https://youtu.be/Vj_I8kHwEvw
Better 911 song by far than “Where Were You” by far.