NO CHRIS BROWN IN COUNTRY !!!
I’ve been up in pop douche Chris Brown’s kitchen even BEFORE he took a closed fist to his girlfriend Rihanna. Back in December (2008) this knucklehead recorded a song with country’s superlative sellout Tim McGraw called “Human”, and afterwards said “It’s incredible, I wanted to do something more along the country line. That’s a bigger and different audience for me.” Translation: I want my crack at that big pile of pop country money, and am willing to sell out as hard as I can to do so.
Now it has been reported that Chris Brown is considering putting another country song on his new album called “Trapped in a Dream,” possibly a duet with American Idol banshee Carrie Underwood. One of Chris Brown’s handlers said about the song: “It’s that kind of song, just feeling like you don’t want that dream to go away. Everybody has a dream and you’re in it, but you wake up and you’re like, ‘Oh, my God.’ You feel like you’re still in that dream.”
Are you kidding me? That’s the plot for a 5-year-old’s nursery rhyme, not a country song. What a bunch of Hollywood wanker douchbaggery garbage that is. And how is Chris Brown even a free man? Look at what he did to his girlfriend:
In fact I’m going to post it again just for emphasis. THIS is what you should think about every time you hear the name “Chris Brown.”
Chris Brown shouldn’t be recording anything, he should be in the pokey, digging his nails into a bar of soap, praying it doesn’t slip and skid across the tile and end up at the feet of a 300-pound bubba whose shaving his legs with a pink razor. That would be one dream (or nightmare) Chrissey would pray he could wake up from.
But what really chaps me about this story is all these media outlets and bloggers yucking it up about how Chris Brown will fit right into country BECAUSE he beat his girlfriend. Excuse me, but here’s a nice hearty FUCK YOU for perpetuating a negative stereotype about REAL country music artists and fans. I’m not implying that country music has a squeaky clean record when it comes to domestic abuse, but it is just as fair to say that all black people beat their women, just because Chris Brown did.
For once I actually have a little faith that Chris Brown’s foray into “country” (as their marketing it) will fall of deaf ears. Pop country fans may be dumb, but they’re not stupid. Nashville took it too far when they tried to shove Jessica Simpson down our throats as a “country” star, and my guess is Chris Brown will do just about as well.
This is one issue I think all country fans, including pop country fans, can agree on. This piece of garbage has no place in anything called “country.” We should all unite and say . . .
June 16, 2009 @ 2:09 am
To quote Bill Cosby,
RAT OWN, RAt OWN, RAT OWN!!!
October 17, 2012 @ 2:20 am
ewww you eivle twat chris id laugh if some one beats you up u woman beater you aint no man your a coward
June 24, 2009 @ 7:36 am
Ha! I couldn’t agree more!
March 29, 2011 @ 6:32 am
your a stupid man chris brown and you can”t sing
July 3, 2012 @ 9:59 pm
THATS A LIE!!!
July 15, 2009 @ 11:37 am
HA HA RIANNAH OR WAT EVER UR NAME IS CHRIS BROWN BEAT HER UP LIKE SHIT…LOL…SO EVEN DO CHRIS BROWN BEAT HER UP I STILL LOVE HIM FUK RIANNAH
December 26, 2010 @ 3:25 pm
Pffff, fuck man, he is a fucking man to beat his girl friend ! For your kind information 3 women a day died because of fucking guy like him who beat there girl friend or wife !! so in prison Chris Brown !
July 15, 2009 @ 11:38 am
HA HA
July 22, 2009 @ 5:43 pm
whatever loser wrote this article defending country needs help. im sure its more of a racist thing that an abuse thing. are you sure you’re not saying “no black people in country” stupid inbred hick.
July 3, 2012 @ 10:02 pm
I COULDNT AGREE MORE!!! FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO WAIST YOUR TIME INFORMING US ABOUT!! I MEAN REALLY SHE SLEPT WITH HALF THE INDUSTRYINCLUDING ME! THEN SWITCH LEAGUES(LITERALLY) IT WAS COMING TO HER ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, THAT TRASHY WHORE SHOULD KEEP LEGS CLOSE!!!! IM DONE
July 22, 2009 @ 8:23 pm
Hey biggie, you’re a child. Let’s fight racism with more racism, stereotyping, and base name calling like “stupid inbred hick.”
Like I said in the article:
“I”™m not implying that country music has a squeaky clean record when it comes to domestic abuse, but it is just as fair to say that all black people beat their women, just because Chris Brown did. ”
I’d appreciate reading the whole article, and maybe trying to get the feel of what I’m trying to do here on this site before you start throwing verbal daggers.
July 24, 2009 @ 2:23 pm
You see that prick with his oops necklace on tmz…what a peice of shit
July 25, 2009 @ 8:20 am
FUCK YOU CHRIS FUCKING BROWN!!!! YOU ARE NOYHING BUT A WOOS!!
February 23, 2011 @ 9:15 pm
come on kno yu is doin to dame much cuz yu dont kno wat realy happend so imma need yu to stop comin @ hem lik dat……………………nd if yu was not there imma need yu to shut the FUCK….up wit yo dume ass
August 18, 2009 @ 12:06 pm
yall all need 2 chill and mind yall own damn business. this ain’t got nothin 2 do with yall so stay out of it and i sort of agree with biggie its probably aganist our race and didnt no body say nothin when ike hit tina so chill and cause some of yall probably hit yall own girl friends so shut the hell up. and if rihanna got her ass whipped she probably needed it
August 18, 2009 @ 10:45 pm
The Triggerman’s right. The article is so obviously not racist. It’s about country music not fuckn white supremacy.
August 30, 2009 @ 5:00 pm
damn dis shit is fukn rediculess yall fukn all on they goddamn head n shit but i bet if yall c either 1 of them yall losers gon b on yall tip tyrna talk to them huh dont say nu10 that yhu wont say to they face…. duhhh
October 15, 2009 @ 12:55 pm
i hate chrisbrown
February 19, 2011 @ 12:24 am
just let me guess he hates u mur
November 9, 2009 @ 11:13 am
se got her a!! beat by my man that mean that he do not wount her dume a!!
November 9, 2009 @ 11:14 am
a fath girl my man do not like y bitch ass dog
November 17, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
man he had the right to bet yo ass i dont like u rihanna but i love u chris brown
November 22, 2009 @ 5:03 pm
to da dummy from da corner bitch u must love a duded to whoop ur ass. oh no she said she love chris brown oh wow come to me so i can beat ur ghetto ass from a classy beatch to a hood rat bitch..fucking dummy. u love him so much that if he asked to suck his cock after he went up in rihanna raw you would and u kno it scrb bitty u are lol lol ha ah chris brown will get his karma is a mofo
November 22, 2009 @ 6:31 pm
i agree wit blah, you go girl!
November 24, 2009 @ 11:00 pm
ur right he should be out
December 8, 2009 @ 1:57 pm
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December 15, 2009 @ 8:33 pm
RIANA U R A BITCH I DONT LIKE U SLUT I LAUJGHED WHEN I SAW THEES PICS HA HA HA…………………………………………………………………………………………… DOM BITCH
October 9, 2010 @ 6:01 am
fuck you , you dumb fuked up slut
who the hell do u thnk u are .. i hope u fkn gett basheedddd
andd see how u lyyk itt …. she was da victom u dick nose fukkkk !
gooo fuk urselfff biatcchhhhhh
February 9, 2010 @ 2:44 pm
wat the hell ever wat happen between them is there business…yea he was dead wrong but he deserves a chance and so doe Rihanna!~to say he doesnt belong in the country is obsurd!
April 4, 2011 @ 5:50 pm
ur the only person i really like here……..ur not cusing,taking sides, or saying what they deserve……THANK YOU!!!!!
February 24, 2010 @ 10:41 am
i think rhianna deserved bcuz i hat that stupid slut! i laughed so hard wen i got to see those pics! hoe1
February 19, 2011 @ 12:31 am
no worries sweety your turn is gonna come wish u r gonna be as strong as the slut u r talkin about was
April 4, 2011 @ 5:48 pm
nobody deserves that…….thats like saying every prostitute on the street should die n go to hell!!! when their trying to feed their selves n most likely their kids!!! ur not god to say she deserves it!!!
March 19, 2010 @ 5:37 pm
WHYDID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS CHRIS WHY NOW EVERY ONE IS CALLIN U A WOMAN BEATER MMMMMMMMMMMMM STUPIDO WHY DID YOU but rhianna could have touch u cause its called self defence!
March 19, 2010 @ 5:40 pm
but rhianna u did kinda deserved it cause we all no u hit him we ant stupid!lol
March 25, 2010 @ 12:12 pm
chris brown your a loser u piece of shit bitch rihanna should do the same thing to u mother fucker suck my dick
February 19, 2011 @ 12:34 am
hey honey calm down and the mothers have nth to do with that so keep them out what d ya think your self u r an angel nop i won t be that sure every body makes mistakes chris did a big one but every one can have a sec chance this stuff is between chris and rihanna and no one shoul put his nose in 🙂
March 25, 2010 @ 12:13 pm
i hate u rihanna im so sorry for u if i had a chance to get him back i would
March 27, 2010 @ 11:50 am
u suck cb
April 13, 2010 @ 3:11 am
Swt u dnt deserve diz bullshit frm diz dick n harry his noting but a woman beater,i dnt think any woman would lyk 2 marry a wild animal.gal u’r 2 much.
May 23, 2010 @ 4:39 pm
rihanna why you be bitch on chris brown. rihanna your slapped i like chris brown to do that on you i hate you rihanna i love chris brown
July 13, 2010 @ 1:11 pm
I feel bad for you rihanna.
July 22, 2010 @ 2:34 am
i tHink ppL shouLd be quiett!!!D:<
if u dnt like herr! deaL with it…
same with tHose that dnt like him..
just mind ur business….
gosH if ur happy tHat this happened to her..lets just pray tHat it never happens to u..
bekuz karma is a bitcH ppL.so is life &&u never kno wHats its gona tHrow at yHu…….
September 8, 2010 @ 10:04 am
i love you chris baby…..its not right but they both wrong dont just blame him…..
January 27, 2011 @ 6:10 pm
Jeez Triggerman, you sound like a hate filled pus sack! Not only do you hate on Chris Brown… you hate EVERYONE who he works with. Tim McGraw is a ‘superlative sellout’ and Carrie Underwood is a ‘banshee’? Actually, they are all successful artists who are attempting to earn their way in a ‘business’. For someone claiming ‘journalist’ status (and by writing this column, that’s what you are atttempting to be) your objectivity sucks and your audience will be limitied to the haters that agree with you. Good luck with that.
February 12, 2011 @ 9:28 pm
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THIS BULL SHIT !!!! Leave Chris Alone. He made a fucking mistake and im tired of everybody bringing up stupid crap about what he did. That Was Over 2 Years Ago.. She Forgave Him So Why Cant You!! Obviously the man who wrote this has issues. This wasnt about abuse this is just becuase a Black Young Man wants to be vesitle in his music and you refuse to let him do that. Country Singers sing Hip Hop/ Rap Music But you dont give a fuck so why cant he do the same?!?! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!
February 13, 2011 @ 10:01 am
Just to point out, this article was written over a year and a half ago.
February 13, 2011 @ 11:00 am
Seriously? THESE are the comments for this article? I try and avoid this side of stupidity where the commenters are just talking out of their ass for the sheer joy of it.
And, as usual, I agree with you. Chris Brown deserves nothing more than to be shown the door. He has received no backlash for his actions in the past year. It’s sad that this is not only accepted, but praised and the blame is put on the victim.
February 19, 2011 @ 12:12 am
guyz really stop that some love rihanna and some chris for me they are both my fav pp no one know what happen maybe rihanna did smthin wrong that drove chris do what he did yes i admit he went hard it shouldn t end like that between them so at the place to help them and support BOTH OF THEM u r breakin them down plz no one have to get in their privacy SPECIALY their PERSONAL LIFE give them some space and stop this messy setuation that u r all puttin your self in …
March 25, 2011 @ 11:54 am
bitch shut the fuck up its hoes like you that all ways give us the bad name so sit yo dumd as down and suc a dick because thjats all u good for you dirty scanky hoe thatswhy ya family cant afford food and ya gotta sell ya body so bitch quit hatin yo as should be the one that got beaten HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHooooooooooooooe stank as bitch iswat u iz
February 19, 2011 @ 7:02 am
Ugggggggggh Publicity at the expense of her flesh and blood. That’s the problem in Hollyweird. Taking the problems of two individuals and catapulting it into a war of “she deserved it” NO ONE DESERVES TO BE ABUSED.
Women are abused everyday. There are even men who are abused, physically and emotionally. Because these are “famous” people makes people more willing to speak up about it. Faceless comments behind a computer screen does nothing to help an abused victim.
February 19, 2011 @ 8:11 am
Wahoo, so impressed that not only can people talk and act gangsta ghetto, they can type that way too! Um, pull yer pantzup un spek English. If not for the serious subject here, I would be laughing.
March 23, 2011 @ 10:07 pm
“Chrissy” should be in jail for that!Look how hard he beat her!!!!
March 25, 2011 @ 11:56 am
hoe shut up yo as should be in jail dumb as bitch
March 29, 2011 @ 6:35 am
your a dingbat cb
April 8, 2011 @ 3:01 pm
this is fake cris brown would never do this to a girl:] she probably put makeup onher face
June 11, 2011 @ 3:05 pm
If He Did She Got Fucked Upp, !!
July 4, 2012 @ 4:14 am
I think I just completely lost my faith in humanity.
October 1, 2012 @ 6:37 pm
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March 17, 2024 @ 6:53 pm
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