Spacey Kacey Musgraves Spotting UFOs is Pure Gold
Oh hell yeah. This is the kind of controversy and intrigue that country music needs more of as opposed to bloviating about Gavin Adcock vomiting into his own hat again, or whatever.
Is Kacey Musgraves really being followed across the country by extraterrestrial orbs making triangular patterns in the sky? Hell I don’t know. My guess is there’s probably a more rational explanation, but there has been a lot of weird stuff going on in the UFO world lately, so who knows?
Either way, this is the kind of weird Spacey Kacey stuff we’ve been waiting and hungering for. When she was off trying to be a pop star, signing modeling deals, and hanging out at the Met Gala, it was a total bore. I want my Kacey Musgraves cutting kitschy country songs, micro-dosing mushrooms at 35,000 feet, and sowing conspiracy theories online.
“So I just got off a plane,” Kacey Musgraves starts off about her April 9th close encounter. “It was me and one of my managers Bobby. And we just had the craziest f–king orb UFO experience.”
Oh I’m totally in now. Give us more Ms. Musgraves.
“This is not the first time I have seen … I have seen many crazy things. I mean literally, keep looking up. I’ve seen fire burning in the sky, things that I can’t explain. So yeah, this is not the first time. But we just watched these orbs … there was three of them.”
Then Kacey Musgraves issues the best line of the entire account, and perhaps of her entire career, save for the final verse of “Merry Go ‘Round.”
“I noticed them. I’m a noticer. I’m always noticing things.”
Oh, this is just peak Kacey Musgraves gold.
Anyway, she went on to post a video of the supposed orbs, and of course like most all of this UFO stuff, it’s just ambiguous enough to not really really be conclusive about anything. Sure, there’s three lights off in the distance, but who knows what they could be.
🚨 Country music artist Kacey Musgraves filmed three orb UFOs that followed her plane from Arkansas to Tennessee
— Red Panda Koala (@RedPandaKoala) April 10, 2026
“They were 50k feet up, we watched them for 45 minutes. These orbs were vehemently coming and going, forming triangle patterns. They were following the plane.
We… pic.twitter.com/80H4jGmbc7
And when you’re Kacey Musgraves and you take to the internet with a UFO story, people take notice. One pointy-nosed self-proclaimed UFO expert/skeptic named Mick West concluded,
“The Kacey Musgraves UFO sighting video has been identified as being 100% consistent with Starlink horizon flares. Her plane was in the flare zone for the entire flight, and the flares appeared in the right position, moving and fading at the same speed as seen on the video.”
Oh don’t be a party pooper Mick. If Spacey Kacey says she’s seeing UFOs, let her follow her arrow wherever it points. It all turned out well in the end though. Kacey got the best of ‘ol Mick.
Now that’s even a better comeback than Zach Bryan hopping a barbed wire fence to kick Gavin Adcock’s ass. Then on Tuesday morning, she posted an AI slop meme of Dolly Parton as Jesus healing her.
Stay weird Kacey, and keep noticing things. You noticer.
Her new album Middle of Nowhere is out May 1st.
April 14, 2026 @ 7:44 am
got ‘im.
April 14, 2026 @ 8:16 am
The UFO sighting claims always seem the most dubious to me. Cryptid and ghost stories are always fun though. Now if you told me that Zac Brown met with some satanist occult people to “make a deal with a demon” to bolster his career…I’m listening.
April 15, 2026 @ 11:42 am
Every fool around the world carries a hi-def camera on their cell, able to zoom in and take a crystal clear photo of a girl flashing her boobs from a passing car in the matter of seconds.
Yet, when it comes to cryptids, space aliens and UFO’s – who often hangs around for awhile – every damned photo is grained and unclear like a Polaroid from 1950.
April 14, 2026 @ 8:17 am
Dolly Parton as Jesus.
Misidentifying Starlink flares as UFOs.
Somebody followed her arrow into kookyville.
April 14, 2026 @ 12:06 pm
Disgusting Jesus analogies are apparently trending in the USA right now.
April 15, 2026 @ 12:36 pm
Can you imagine voting for someone that crazy?
April 15, 2026 @ 2:50 pm
Beats voting for a call girl.
April 15, 2026 @ 6:31 pm
Melania is not eligible to run for president.
April 17, 2026 @ 5:41 am
Melania is not even here legally. …but then neither are Kacey’s alien friends!
April 14, 2026 @ 8:26 am
It’s very clever on the part of ghosts and aliens that they only show themselves to nuts people.
April 14, 2026 @ 8:31 am
You can have your space, cowgirlllll.
April 14, 2026 @ 8:35 am
This is hilarious. I used to see all kinds of things back when I partook in mind altering substances. This Mick guy seems to be a lot smart than Musgraves, but then I imagine the average turnip is smarter. Smoke ’em if you got ’em!
April 14, 2026 @ 8:42 am
“Pointy nosed”
Is that because the fella is of jewish descent?
Low blow from you, Kyle.
April 14, 2026 @ 8:49 am
God I hope you’re being sarcastic. “Pointy nosed,” “pointy headed” “Pencil neck,”
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/pointy-headed
“intellectual, especially in a self-important or impractical way.”
No clue if Mick West is Jewish, or what that has to do with anything.
April 14, 2026 @ 9:52 am
He is a not a Jew.
He is just a rat-faced Brit.
April 14, 2026 @ 1:48 pm
Jewish here. Have never heard “pointy nosed” in the sense that “pointy headed” is used, but to be fair, I’ve never heard it as an anti-semitic slur either. “Hook nosed” is a much more common pejorative description. But far be it from you to use “hook” in a negative sense!
Anyway, not offended. Keep on keeping on.
April 15, 2026 @ 3:55 am
It sounds like he might be half Bigfoot based on the videos Kasey posted
April 14, 2026 @ 10:44 am
Wait until you hear about “the hook”…
Life’s too short man, Miranda Bury “girl in a bar” last week is sweet, spin that.
April 15, 2026 @ 11:37 am
You’re obviously the one who use that term to describe jews…
April 14, 2026 @ 8:55 am
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens.
April 14, 2026 @ 9:46 am
I expected a quippier comeback from a supposedly clever wordsmith than a fifth-grade mom joke.
But slay queen.
April 14, 2026 @ 11:48 am
And why the need for a “comeback” in the first place? He was just explaining what she saw…is she so sensitive about it because it’s something she could have figured out in 2 mins on the internet?
April 14, 2026 @ 12:03 pm
Holy shit it was a joke. Lighten up.
April 14, 2026 @ 12:07 pm
Guess I forgot to laugh.
April 14, 2026 @ 12:23 pm
Yeah, I took that as a joke by Kacey, not being overly sensitive.
April 15, 2026 @ 2:51 pm
No one is triggered.
It just wasn’t a funny joke. Mom jokes are passe and unoriginal.
April 15, 2026 @ 2:56 pm
“Mom jokes are passe and unoriginal.”
That was the irony.
April 14, 2026 @ 12:12 pm
Mr. Musgraves’ social media weirdnesses are definitely not the most lunatic thing sent via social media out of the US this week…
April 14, 2026 @ 11:37 am
I want to see the good humor in this kind of thing, but I just find myself being annoyed.
April 14, 2026 @ 12:14 pm
*Mrs.* of course
April 14, 2026 @ 1:39 pm
Noticer, but not a thinker. Thinking is hard!
April 14, 2026 @ 4:13 pm
Here’s to cheap silver and solid country gold!
April 14, 2026 @ 4:20 pm
“I noticed them. I’m a noticer. I’m always noticing things.”
Been trying all day not to comment, but this had me laughing.
: D Thanks for the laughter, Kacey.
Not making fun – and Trig is right. This comment was solid gold.
April 14, 2026 @ 6:42 pm
I’m just hoping for the sake of “The Noticer” that Mick West does not have a proclivity for violent retribution like blues funk artist Mem Shannon in his song “Don’t Talk About My Mama”! (lol)
April 15, 2026 @ 5:47 am
I’m a paranormal investigator going on 18+ years now, and I’ve seen and heard quite a lot of amazing things. I have seen UFOs once in my backyard with my Mom and the next-door neighbor, and it was one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. So why put down Ms Musgraves down if she saw them? Some people they are drawn to. And they will see them a lot more than your average person. So stop the hating. I’m still waiting for the White House to offer all the information on extraterrestrial life. It’s interesting, and yeah, we have to worry about things like this. If they try and visit, I’m sure the first thing Trump will do is NUKE’em. SAD!!!!!
April 15, 2026 @ 7:21 am
Just for the record, I’m not putting down UFOs, or the fact that Kacey Musgraves is seeing them. I truly think it’s awesome.
April 15, 2026 @ 11:32 am
Shotgun slugs are great for taking down ufo’s, at least the close encounters.
April 15, 2026 @ 11:36 am
Well, that’s actually a sane reaction to ufo’s (from outer space).
If a civilization is smart enough to invent that kind of spaceships, you can bet your grandmom’s ash that they are not coming in person to say “cheers and love!”.
April 17, 2026 @ 1:45 pm
IDK about anyone else but I’m desperate for Kasey’s kitch and if mistaking a Starlink horizon flare for a UFO is part of it, so be it. The news is full of utter drivel and depression. We need something to dream about.