The Curious Case of Wheeler Walker Jr. (and his new single)
WARNING : Heavy Language
From the “I have no idea what the hell is going on here” file comes the curious case of Wheeler Walker Jr., an incredibly foul-mouthed country artist who apparently is gearing up to release a Dave Cobb-produced record through Thirty Tigers, and has just released his first single, unabashedly entitled “Fuck You Bitch.” Yes, it’s a pretty weird situation, and I’m just not sure what to make of it.
Saving Country Music had heard some chatter recently about this foul-mouthed country artist whose been working with Dave Cobb and has apparently been lurking around Nashville for going on fifteen years, but every time the name “Wheeler Walker Jr.” was brought up, folks would get dodgy. Furthermore, there’s really no record of this guy gigging around town or otherwise participating in the country music business.
Well now the cat is about to be let out of the bag. Wheeler Walker’s “Fuck You Bitch” is getting spins on SiriusXM’s Outlaw channel, and he was spotted this week in Nashville, possibly making a video for the single. Curious about the project, I pulled some strings to see if I could talk with Walker Jr., who was willing to speak to me on the phone . . . well, sort of.
“You have my word, you won’t hear a better fucking country record this year. I guaran-fucking-tee you that,” says Wheeler, who is originally from Lexington, Kentucky.
My brief, and expletive-laden conversation with Wheeler didn’t net a tremendous amount hard information about exactly who he is, or where he’s been. “What newspaper is this again?” the sort of fidgety-sounding and uneven-keeled Walker kept asking.
“Actually, it’s a website. A blog,” I respond.
Goddamn, what the fuck is going on? My manager said this was going into ‘Rolling Stone.’ I’m talking to this fucking blog?”
I was able to glean that Wheeler Walker Jr. was known as a good songwriter in Nashville, and apparently had two major label deals and recorded two full records, but neither of them were released because he refused to cut the curse words. On these early records, the cursing was only one “damn” here and one “shit” there according to Wheeler, but it still was too much for a major label to handle, and Wheeler Walker Jr. refused to compromise. Wheeler was perfectly willing to torpedo his entire career before censoring his songs. So somewhere floating out there is two full records of his “cleaner” material, but the world has yet to hear them.
And through this major label period in his career, Wheeler was married and had a kid, and then he claims his wife cheated on him with a “major country music star.” Wheeler says he’s not allowed to name who it was for legal purposes. At wits end after his divorce and running out of money, Wheeler was introduced to producer-extraordinaire Dave Cobb, and they decided to record the album Wheeler has wanted to make for fifteen years with the last of his money.
“I said, ‘Hey Cobb, as long as you don’t censor anything I say, we’ll do it, and I don’t give a fuck if anybody hears it,'” says Walker Jr. “If it hits, we’ll go. If not, I’m calling it a day and I’m done with this fucking shithole town. ‘Cause Nashville’s beaten me in the fucking ass, you know?”
The word is Wheeler Walker Jr. will be releasing an EP in October, with the full album coming out in February 2016. And if it’s anything like this first single, if it does nothing else, it will surely turn some heads. And despite the ‘X’-rated aspect of the material, this is not some scuzzy underground recording. It sounds like Walker Jr. and Dave Cobb were able to call upon top-notch pickers in Nashville to put this record together.
This isn’t an endorsement, because really, I have no idea what is going on. But have a listen for yourself, and if it suits your fancy, you can purchase “Fuck You Bitch” on iTunes.
Also feel free to check out Wheeler Walker Jr. on Twitter and Facebook. It’s pretty um, riveting stuff….
Jackalope
September 18, 2015 @ 9:10 am
“On these early records, the cursing was only one “damn” here and one “shit” there according to Wheeler, but it still was too much for a major label to handle,”
I smell bullshit. Bullshit designed to sell a record.
MH
September 18, 2015 @ 9:24 am
I smell it too. Sounds like a carefully calculated story for promotional purposes.
Craig
September 18, 2015 @ 9:17 am
The song is awful-regardless of how “hip” he is with cursing. Pointless crap.
John Duer
September 18, 2015 @ 9:19 am
Here’s something about him. Not much, but something. https://trademarks.justia.com/864/51/wheeler-walker-86451556.html Maybe he’s this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvQlelzlBEk
Dave D.
September 18, 2015 @ 9:27 am
A quick Google shows he is comedian Ben Hoffman. A sample of his earlier work from The Ben Show on Comedy Central:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqNlXuOlzew
Smokey J.
September 18, 2015 @ 9:31 am
Aw man. Let down.
Pool
September 18, 2015 @ 10:14 am
there, trigger, you have your answers. he’s trying to be a second rate unknown hinson.
Jim
September 18, 2015 @ 10:24 am
If you’re going to do the whole “fake country singer” thing, then Otis Lee Crenshaw really did it much better than this guy.
Chaws
September 18, 2015 @ 1:40 pm
Let’s hope “Eatin’ Pussy, Suckin’ Dick and Kickin’ Ass” from The Ben Show makes the album cut. Glad to see Ben back to work. “Black Women Hugging” is a master class in lyricism.
Karl
September 18, 2015 @ 9:27 am
From the Trademark application for Wheeler Walker Jr.:
“WHEELER WALKER, JR.” is a pseudonym of Benjamin Hoffman, a living individual whose consent is of record.
https://trademarks.justia.com/864/51/wheeler-walker-86451556.html
Ben Hoffman has retweeted pretty much ever WWJr. tweet.
https://twitter.com/thebenshow
Mystery solved?
Smokey J.
September 18, 2015 @ 9:29 am
Curious indeed. The song’s alright, musically. I doubt it will be as good as Ween’s take on foulmouthed country.
Maybe he is actually the alter ego of a well known mainstream artist. That would be kinda cool. lol.
Edit: Never mind.
Fuzzy TwoShirts
September 18, 2015 @ 9:36 am
Extremely poor taste… I don’t approve of being crass. BUT he’s clearly playing by his own rules, doing it his way and refusing to compromise. I can admire that… Did an internet search, apparently he IS in fact Ben Hoffman… Country Music has such a rich history of alter egos, Simon Crum, Thumper Jones, Corky Jones, Luke the Drifter, Chris Gaines, Roy Clark playing dual roles as “Cousin Roy” and “Big Mama Halsey” on “Beverly Hillbillies… MORE excited for Knuckleball Prime, I would say…
BEH
September 18, 2015 @ 9:41 am
As seen in Yahoo news today. Bout gave me a heart attack.
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/cleveland-metro/glen-campbell-suspect-named-in-eva-hodisans-stabbing-death
https://www.indianagazette.com/news/police-courts/glen-campbell-man-convicted-of-murder,19926168/
F Minor to C
September 18, 2015 @ 9:41 am
Ben Hoffman is a comedian:
Who”™s opening for you at the El Rey show?
There”™s this comedy act, Ben Hoffman, he did a show on Comedy Central called The Ben Show for a season. He”™s a really talented singer and musician. He has a country act called Wheeler Walker Jr. It”™s some dirty shit … it is really funny.
http://www.laweekly.com/music/folk-duo-honeyhoneys-career-started-with-an-oversized-cardboard-check-5723639
Looks like country music is the butt of another New York or LA comedian’s joke.
yessir
September 18, 2015 @ 9:46 am
From what I see he is from Lexington, Kentucky……Don’t take yourselves to seriously people.
jimmy row
September 20, 2015 @ 1:22 pm
Exactly, lighten the fuck up and don’t take everything so serious.
Maranda
September 18, 2015 @ 10:06 am
He came on stage with Sam Outlaw during Sam’s show in L.A. and sang this single. Sam also mentioned that Wheeler would be making an album with Dave Cobb. I hated it and let the people around me know I was fucking uncomfortable with the misogynistic bullshit song. I don’t know if he’s a comedy act or not but most of the audience wasn’t laughing.
RD
September 18, 2015 @ 10:44 am
You’re a hero.
Courtney
September 18, 2015 @ 11:03 am
I wouldn’t call this misogynistic. Plenty of females have songs with a similar attitude.
I just think it’s cheap. It’s cheaply written, cheaply put together (sorry Cobb), and delivered cheaply too. Cussings fine and all but it don’t take brains to add “fuck” and “shit” to your sentences. Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. I just think it’s a dumb schtick to go with personally. I don’t think he’s meaning to be taken very seriously and for all I know hell it’s been his lifelong dream to be a country singer and he finally got a decent shot at it. Whatever his intention is, this song is tacky and it’s already been done and by people who did it better.
Josh
January 29, 2016 @ 8:51 am
Never date a woman who uses the word “misogynistic”.
Charlie
September 18, 2015 @ 10:15 am
I watch CC a lot, and I don’t remember the Ben Show. But Drunk History is some funny shit–not sure what he’s done on there.
Not a big fan of country music comedy, other than Tim WIlson’s Married a Woman that Talks Like Jerry Reed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMPZz_H4t3M
Waymore38
September 18, 2015 @ 10:16 am
I heard it the other day on Outlaw, and I thought I had it on the wrong channel. Outlaw channel doesn’t need to play trash like that on there.
Ernest P
September 18, 2015 @ 10:26 am
Mockery, plain and simple.
velouria
October 30, 2015 @ 11:39 am
Whiny man-bitch, plain and simple.
RD
September 18, 2015 @ 10:39 am
He sounds like that other fake asshole Johnny Corndawg. The line about Hwacking it to a picture of himself is pretty funny, though.
j
September 18, 2015 @ 7:12 pm
What the hell are you talking about Jonny Fritz being fake. He is without a doubt weird though. Hes got some great stuff and is a damn good songwriter. He does have a few joke songs but so do many artists. Jerry Reed, David Allan Coe, Hank Jr, Willie Nelson, Loretta Lynn, John Prine, Tom T Hall, Johnny Cash ring any bells? Hell even Patsy had I love you honey back in the day. I don’t know about him being an asshole or not but he’s certainly not fake. Because there is a written clause that says a musician has to be serious 100% of the time? He’s also got a new project coming out with Robert Ellis and Cory Chisel called Traveller. Hell even Jackson Browne is a fan.
Able
September 18, 2015 @ 11:03 am
I’m actually okay with this, music wise. It’s certainly not clever by any means. I think hellbound Glory did this kind of material a lot better, like on Get Your Shit and Go, and Fuck You(If You Don’t Love Me), but I dont think its bad.
Banner
September 19, 2015 @ 6:25 am
i wholeheartedly agree with the thought that Hellbound Glory was better, but I wouldn’t say that this is a similar vein of music to hbg, I would compare this guy more to Rodney Carrington. And yes, Rodney did it much, much better.
Joshua R.
September 20, 2015 @ 7:21 pm
I know no one cares, but I love Rodney Carrington. The guy is hilarious.
Brandon
September 18, 2015 @ 11:19 am
He’s garbage , looks like a wannabe Hank Jr.
I really can’t see this being real, has to be a joke.
Pete Marshall
September 18, 2015 @ 11:23 am
I am not going to buy this cd because there is no need for bad language in country music even the F word. He should make a move to rap that’s where he belongs. Hank Williams 3 I can tolerate it because he speaks his mind.
Pete Marshall
September 18, 2015 @ 6:49 pm
Forget what I say. I have cd’s with curse words in it. I like “the Rodeo song” with fowl language in it. I use bad language sometimes.
86TELE
September 18, 2015 @ 12:03 pm
That makes no sense. If you disapprove of swearing in music, there is nothing wrong with that. But to say Hank III is an exception because he speaks his own mind is hypocritical and idiotic.
Lance
September 18, 2015 @ 12:11 pm
This crap is as ridiculous & juvenile as Bro country & not something else we need to dumb country music down even further. Hope I never hear another thing from this guy.
Jim Bob
September 18, 2015 @ 12:15 pm
I don’t care if he’s a comedian or not, that’s a pretty good song and way more country than the shit on my radio.
Hell, Rodney Carrington’s a comedian too, but that doesn’t mean he can’t still right good, funny songs that are way more country than anything coming out of Nashville these days.
Gumslasher
September 18, 2015 @ 12:52 pm
Pathetic “lyrics”, not funny “comedian”, halfassed “song”. A useless cunt. Better than …… a lot of shit released. Pretty sad really.
Rusty Nail
September 18, 2015 @ 1:24 pm
This is Jason Aldeans Alter Ego. I’m fucking calling it. Sounds just like him without auto tune.
Pete Marshall
September 18, 2015 @ 1:30 pm
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DownSouth
September 18, 2015 @ 3:24 pm
I’m betting Wheeler is going on a big tour this fall with Gary Floater…
Pete Marshall
September 18, 2015 @ 4:22 pm
Country Music! What happen?
Sunny B
September 18, 2015 @ 4:45 pm
LOL sounds like something off David Allen Coe underground.
PB
September 18, 2015 @ 5:09 pm
I’ve heard worse……. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD89roXIR7I
blockman
September 18, 2015 @ 6:28 pm
Well as cheap, lazy or whatever this is it sure hit home! Much moreso than anything else released lately. This is more DAC then that angsty Hank III nonsense. I can dig it.
karl
September 19, 2015 @ 1:42 am
Trash!!! I almost though it was funny, but then realised it was just trash.
Buck Smits
September 19, 2015 @ 6:56 am
Lighten up, I can’t stop singing the chorus.
Ben Milam
September 19, 2015 @ 8:12 am
Always remember friends, there’s no room in vulgarity for Bluegrass.
Jack Williams
September 19, 2015 @ 9:05 am
… and you gotta keep your hat on if you want to be in the band.
Robb
September 19, 2015 @ 9:35 am
Satire, comedy, or actual music? Whatever this is, it fails on all fronts. Horrible.
Jay Neilson
September 19, 2015 @ 9:40 am
Lol
I remember this guy!
He wasn’t even funny when he did this years ago.
I would VERY much rather hear Unknown Hinson on th radio!
Damn the man, Save Country Music!
JF
September 23, 2015 @ 7:37 am
That’s actually hilarious. He could be the Steel Panther of country (Google it — they are bigger now than most of the bands they parody).
Tamsings
October 26, 2015 @ 9:47 am
Wheeler is actually Benjamin Hoffman from the band Honey Honey
Scott
October 26, 2015 @ 12:12 pm
His real name is Ben Hoffman. He is a comedian who used to have a show on Comedy Central, “The Ben Show.” He is hilarious.
Ben
October 26, 2015 @ 6:54 pm
Actually it is Ben Sinclair. Not Ben Hoffman.
Ben
October 26, 2015 @ 6:52 pm
His real name is actually Ben Sinclair. I don’t know why everyone thinks that he is Ben Hoffman, it is not. http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/country/6738527/wheeler-walker-jr-f-you-bitch-video-premiere-jared-followill-exclusive
Jimbo
October 27, 2015 @ 9:28 am
I actually liked the song. Better than anything I have heard on the radio in a long time…. at least there is a pedal steel