The Undeniable Objectophilia of Luke Bryan’s New Song “Light It Up”
Wow.
Forget that this is the most non-country song Luke Bryan has ever released, in a career elongated and clearly defined by its sheer non-countryness. Forget the obvious electronic drum loops, the urbanized cadence and annunciations of the moronic lyrics, which are enough to cause any true country fan to run for the hills clasping their ears. Though all these concerns with Luke Bryan’s new song “Light It Up” are troubling for sure, and are enough to anger the blood and run up marks against the substance of this offering in a country setting, they pale so demonstrably and feel trivial to what the true, underlying issue with this song is.
In Luke Bryan’s new single—his first in nearly nine months, and the first off his newest album—he goes in a direction that has certainly never been traversed in country music, and likely not even in pop, hip-hop, or EDM. This troubling turn, which takes the concerning trend of the rabid consumerism embedded into the lyrics of today’s popular songs, and brings it to a point that can only be described as Objectophilia, which by definition, is a form of sexuality focused on inanimate objects as opposed to human beings.
There’s no sarcasm here. I’m not trying to be funny, or edgy. Literally what Luke Bryan and co-writer Brad Tursi from the group Old Dominion have done here is write a song that conflates human sexual desire with interactions with your fucking cellphone.
Music Row in Nashville has run the truck/beer/tailgate lyrical train so far and irreversibly into the ground, any potency found in the pride super consumers feel for their full sized trucks, or loyalty they adhere to with their corporate beer has been so dramatically exploited over the last 7 to 8 years, there isn’t an ounce of life or vitality that can be mined from that barren, naked slag pit of a lyrical thread.
So now they’ve decided to move on to the one thing that has an iron grip on the psyche of today’s passive music fans and corporate culture zombies, especially young women and girls: their phones.
For years the references to cellphones in popular radio songs have not only been present, they’ve been virtually required, so this is not a new development in itself. What makes “Light It Up” so exceptional is how it sexualizes the features and actions individuals have with their phones. It draws a parallel with the “buzz” of vibrate mode with the reverberation the human heart feels when responding to affection. The “swipe” to unlock a phone is tantamount to a touch of one’s face. What Luke Bryan and “Light It Up” do is make it feel like the response of the phone itself is just important, if not more, than the human on the other side of it.
One interesting wrinkle to “Light It Up” is that it’s actually a heartbreak song. Usually Luke Bryan and mainstream country steer clear of anything that may be taken as somber. That’s not what Luke Bryan fans tune in for. They want a good time. But the lyrics trivialize the heartbreak of a breakup by making the technological notifications of texts seem more important than the resolution of the conflict itself, and in language that can only be characterized as obsessive.
Here are some sample lyrics:
I open my eyes, reach for the phone
It don’t leave my sight since we had that fight
I get so neurotic about it baby
‘Cause I know you’re reading your phone
I wake up, I check it
I shower and I check it
I feel the buzz in my truck and I almost wreck it
I always got it on me
Every time I unlock my screen
I hope I see one of them red lipstick “I miss you” pictures
I go to sleep, I check it
In the middle of the night, I check it
I feel the buzz in my bed
And I don’t get no rest
I always got it on me
This isn’t a song about a breakup that uses a cellphone to tell it’s story. This is a song about a cellphone that uses a breakup to tell its story.
As artists as far ranging as Kellie Pickler to Jason Isbell compel their audiences to not interact with the world through the 5-inch screen of their phones, especially when it comes to musical experiences, Luke Bryan is spurning people to lose themselves even more in the automated, dopamine drip of social interactions through technology, and a blind adherence to consumable goods as a path to happiness and social acceptance.
And can we once again point out that Luke Bryan is now 41-years-old, and happily married with multiple kids? Why does he continue to sing songs from the perspective of a younger 20-something? It’s almost as creepy as writing a song that’s basically about being in love with your cellphone.
“Light It Up” is not the worst country song ever. But it does play dramatically into the theory that popular country songs are becoming nothing more than aggrandized commercials for products to keep the lucrative demographic of mainstream country fans shoveling dollars to the companies that sponsor the big events, festivals, and tours. T-Mobile, AT&T, and Verizon salivate over these songs the same way General Motors does each time a Chevy is name dropped in a Bro-Country song. It’s just another surreptitious vehicle to keep corporate country fans rabidly consuming proffered as entertainment.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:14 am
I’d like to add that “I feel the buzz in my truck and I almost wreck it” is also a sly almost reference to drunk driving.
August 23, 2017 @ 1:26 pm
I wouldn’t go there at all. The whole song is about his cellphone so I’d say it is 100% about texting and driving. He feels the buzz (the phone vibrating) and is so worried about looking to see if it’s her that he almost wrecks.
August 23, 2017 @ 8:39 pm
Fkn worst singer ever could ever find how he made it in country music is beyond me country music is dead same shitty songs same shitty singers!!!!!!cody fuckin jinks
August 27, 2017 @ 4:42 pm
@Chris Holcomb the funny thing is, he’s actually a good singer. He just wastes it on terrible songs.
August 31, 2017 @ 8:32 pm
You’re just not looking at the song right in order to find pleasure when listening. Try this and see if it makes you smile. Bitches think they’re the only one he’s texting. It’s just a booty group text to see who falls for it. His song makes him sound like he’s just looking at them. They deserve it, he’s married with a family, in a relationship and they are still jumping around while he’s on stage, lifting their shirts for him. Let me take your number, he says. Or his bros go and get it for him. I’ll text you all my love – don’t tell my wife, she’s the one who doesn’t really know me. Bitches deserve it for being slags. He’s just doing his job and they won’t leave him alone, so take this song. Now that’s a song respectable, clever song to be enjoyed. Too bad the reference to the cell phone and texting doesn’t make it timeless. Get rid of the music and the texting reference, add a washboard and harmonica and you got indy or real country with current and classic themes.
August 24, 2017 @ 11:27 am
Good lord y’all! His song is fresh and current! Will it be a “classic”… I doubt it. I can relate totally to feel the need to constantly check the phone for a message or a missed call. I don’t look for hidden messages like we had to do when I was a teen. JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING SONG, MELODY AND THE LYRICS (IF YOU FEEL THE NEED)…. BTW, I’m not a teenybopper, I’m 66 years old!
August 25, 2017 @ 3:28 am
You’re giving them too much credit as songwriters, they’re not that clever.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:17 am
Two guns… to the heat. *pow pow*
August 23, 2017 @ 11:18 am
*head…
August 23, 2017 @ 11:26 am
What a horrible fucking song. I made it to 1:03. Do I win a prize?
August 23, 2017 @ 1:21 pm
You should. :38 for me. Terrible song.
August 23, 2017 @ 2:08 pm
You two are stronger men than me. I can’t even start listening to it.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:32 am
Song has shit, I mean hit, written all over it. Perhaps I was right the first time…
August 23, 2017 @ 3:36 pm
Hopefully this is the straw that breaks the cameltoed son of a bitch’s back and ruins his career
August 23, 2017 @ 11:36 pm
Agree. Though the song got less disagreeable as it went on, which is quite the paradox. It’s almost like the cadence and bullshit at the start was there to hook a certain demographic and then it eases on out of it.
December 23, 2020 @ 1:14 pm
Sadly, it probably won’t, due to the current radio industry and its need to push pop stars like this guy, ad infinitum and ad nauseum.
This is why, as I’ve (probably) said before, we need to take back control of our media here in North America, and why I want current music radio (and only current music radio) to die.It’s high time to save the art, and starve the beast (the radio industry.)
August 23, 2017 @ 11:32 am
She stopped texting me today
Her Facebook status is ‘alone’
She left-swiped my love away
She stopped texting me today
August 23, 2017 @ 1:57 pm
He said “I’ll text you from my truck”
She told him “Text me a dick pic”
As he unzipped, he cursed his luck
For it is small like a lipstick.
In school they called him Tiny Tim,
Gym class was always his worst time,
She got the pic, zoomed in and in
Then laughed so hard til she was cryin’.
August 23, 2017 @ 2:10 pm
Step right up …
Come on in …
If you’d like to buy a cell phone
August 23, 2017 @ 4:27 pm
The blasted thing
It never rings
I’m about to buy a new one
But my plan
Says I can’t
For two more years
wha………??
August 24, 2017 @ 6:01 pm
Whose gonna send me nudes
Whose gonna sext and call.
Whose gonna see my floppy
Or my fleshly shaven balls
Yes I wonder, whose gonna send me nudes.
August 23, 2017 @ 2:54 pm
Dobe Dad, you’re goin straight to hell for that one.
August 23, 2017 @ 3:14 pm
With my luck you’re probably right.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:40 am
All the dumb 20-something women will probably love this song as per usual. Just useless.
August 23, 2017 @ 12:17 pm
I’m 21 years old, female, and think this song and Luke Bryan are just totally moronic. Give me Jon Pardi’s”She Ain’t In It” over this any day.
August 23, 2017 @ 12:41 pm
If they like Body Like A Back Road, they will listen to anything…
August 23, 2017 @ 1:27 pm
Do a search for Luke Bryan on Twitter and it will confirm your suspicions. They all love it.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:41 am
Who the hell is picking this guy’s songs for him? They’re all effing terrible anymore. All of them.
God I hate to think he’s doing this to himself.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:30 pm
No kidding Kenny …without a doubt LB ‘s songs are the most poorly written excuses for lyrics in any genre right now . Indeed ….who the hell IS telling him to record this shit ? I just can’t let myself believe that listeners are as gullible as LB’s fans seem to be ….but its impossible to deny that they actually must be .
August 23, 2017 @ 11:46 am
This song is gonna blow up. You can feel it.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:50 am
I hate it, but you are probably right.
August 23, 2017 @ 2:17 pm
I always liked hearing the story behind the song, like how Bob McDill wrote “Amanda” for his wife, or how “King of the Road” was inspired by a road sign.
What the hell would they say about this? “One day, we was sittin’ round, googling cat pics on our cell phones and discussing the latest buzz words and cliches that had tested well in the most recent focus groups. We decided we could weave those two things together. Then we thought of some words that almost rhymed and we were done. It took about six minutes.”
August 24, 2017 @ 6:04 am
I’m the same way. Stories behind Jason Isbell songs like “Live Oak” or Wade Bowen’s “Turn On the Lights” can be beautiful and heart-wrenching.
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This? Well, you already said all that needs to be said.
August 24, 2017 @ 6:25 am
Or “Wild Old Dog” by Patty Griffin. It’s based on a scene she witnessed when driving back home from Nashville to Austin.
August 24, 2017 @ 8:41 am
“Blaine’s Ferris Wheel” by Jack Ingram
August 23, 2017 @ 11:55 am
” Why does he continue to sing songs from the perspective of a younger 20-something?”
$$$ is the answer. The marketing people want to hit the demographic, and they’re easily manipulable.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:57 am
Goes right along with the generic, paint by numbers, “phoned in” guitar solo that guy just yawned in there.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:57 am
Luke Bryan fans don’t even know what neurotic means.
August 23, 2017 @ 12:27 pm
Sounds like another #1 hit. Bro country still going strong and dominating the radio. Eat it up, suckers!
August 23, 2017 @ 1:07 pm
Is this really bro music though?
August 23, 2017 @ 1:17 pm
Not country, not Even Bro country.
It’s another hit for Luke Bryan.
His fans are clueless about music.
August 23, 2017 @ 1:49 pm
No, but bro country is the term that people now use to describe crappy pop – not country (it’s dumb)
August 23, 2017 @ 1:59 pm
Ah, gotcha. I was gonna say, bro country is more about bros broing out in the sticks on a tailgate. Getting in that good ole fashioned bro time. This is more of just a simple pop break up song.
August 23, 2017 @ 3:03 pm
I don’t consider this Bro-Country. I think this is Luke Bryan seeing the commercial performance of Sam Hunt and following suit.
August 23, 2017 @ 3:29 pm
That’s exactly what I see “Light it Up” as.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:16 pm
And I would wager that this is the one that ends Hunt’s reign at the top of the Country Songs chart.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:26 pm
At this point, what does it matter? The damage is done, and Hunt has a few extra weeks sandbagged on the back end to make the record that much harder to break.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:30 pm
It just further solidifies that this type of song is the new hot thing that every male ‘country’ singer will be copying for the next 18 months.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:34 pm
he didn’t even say the word “girl” once! That’s incredible for Luke Bryan. It shows that he’s really trying to be authentic with his music and ditch the bro trend. Good for you, Luke Bryan! You completely suck now! You’ve lost any bit of character you had by chasing this bull crap pop wave of seeing who can beat Sam Hunt at being Sam Hunt! Why don’t you just record a song comparing a woman to a freaking DIRT ROAD?? It’s genius! Oh wait, that’s already been done, but of course, you could always record a decent country song about life, cause ya know, that’s something that hasn’t been done in awhile. Just an idea… good luck!
August 23, 2017 @ 4:45 pm
Yeah, this is more like bro-
I see those Daisy Dukes, girl
Slide up in my truck, girl,
I’ll make your toes curl, girl
We could be plural, girl
You’re country rural, girl
Give me a whirl, girl
I know you wanna hurl, girl,
But you’re so fine, girl
etc
August 23, 2017 @ 6:24 pm
Sam’s is better. The best is much better & it’s much catchier. The production on Luke’s is a mess, even for r&b.
Should be interest on hot country. Sam’s sales are finally starting to fall a bit, but he still has airplay at pop and hotac + country. With Luke releasing on a Wednesday he’ll only have two days of counting sales on the charts, and he’s missing a day at radio too.
August 23, 2017 @ 12:32 pm
It’s official, Luke Bryan is a disco dad.
Actually, I wish him all the best on his quest to be Mr. Sexy to America’s teenage girldom. He wears it well, like Prada jeans at the rodeo.
Nashville Pop, end of story.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:40 pm
Ah…not so fast Corncaster . Tim McGraw and Keith Urban are the other two ” peter pans ” whose images never grow up . Urban’s work boots , ripped T-shirts and 40 year old Ronnie Wood doo must still go over big with teeny-boppers today ( yes I said ‘ teenyboppers’…. ) or his marketing handlers would have conducted an intervention by now . McGraw ….well …..what can I say . A guy that works as hard as he does to keep his physical image intact (because image is 90% of ‘ country ‘ music today…. just ask The Band Perry …..) deserves some kind of award for just THAT . LB has some stiff competition in the ” Fully grown men trying to look 21 years old ” contest .
August 23, 2017 @ 5:00 pm
At least Tim McGraw’s music is leagues more mature than most of music row today. Keith Urban…well, he’s had some decent songs in the last, but his recent output has been so shitty.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:42 pm
Yeah, this is more like bro-
I see those Daisy Dukes, girl
Slide up in my truck, girl,
I’ll make your toes curl, girl
We could be plural, girl
You’re country rural, girl
Give me a whirl, girl
I know you wanna hurl, girl,
But you’re so fine, girl
etc
August 23, 2017 @ 4:48 pm
Oops! Thread above
August 23, 2017 @ 4:57 pm
Oops -Thread above
August 23, 2017 @ 12:44 pm
You haven’t won yet, Sam Hunt. Luke Bryan’s coming for ya.
August 23, 2017 @ 12:55 pm
Luke is not even self-aware enough to know how ludicrous it is for a 41-year old man to sing these juvenile lyrics.
August 24, 2017 @ 8:16 am
Once a frat bro, always a frat bro.
August 23, 2017 @ 12:58 pm
Damn he’s biting Walker Wheeler now?
August 23, 2017 @ 1:10 pm
Luke will take the criticism in stride, and give it careful consideration as he strolls to the bank to cash the checks. As stated on Frazier, the cat can put kittens in the oven, but that don’t make them biscuits. I have no idea what that means, but it seems appropriate.
August 23, 2017 @ 1:15 pm
That’s exactly right. He knows the shit’s gonna sell and the ladies are still going to flock to his shows.
August 23, 2017 @ 1:11 pm
Maybe it’s just me, or am I the only one who thinks it is completely ludicrous that Luke Bryan is 41 years old and married with 2 kids, singing songs from the point of view of a teenager, and guys like William Michael Morgan and Jon Pardi, who are in their early 20’s (Morgan) and early 30’s (Pardi), are singing songs from the point of view of someone their age (Pardi’s case) or someone more mature (Morgan’s case)?
Case in point:
-William Michael Morgan: Lonesomeville, I Know Who He Is, Cheap Cologne, Back Seat Driver, Missing. You would think he was much older than he is from his music. You would never guess he is 23 years old. His songs show a sense of maturity.
-Jon Pardi: She Ain’t In It, What I Can’t Put Down, Head Over Boots, Love You From Here, California Sunrise. These songs are fun (with the exception of She Ain’t In It, which is a very mature, very country song) but not overly immature. He’s 31(?) years old and not singing from the point of view of a teenager.
And then you have Luke Bryan: Kick The Dust Up, Light It Up, Home Alone Tonight, Strip It Down, Country Girl, That’s My Kind of Night. Very immature, very pointless, and a major embarrassment to country music. Luke should be very ashamed of himself.
August 23, 2017 @ 1:29 pm
Luke Bryan can’t feel shame for the Music he is putting out because he has NO SELF AWARENESS.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:44 pm
You couldn’t be more correct Amanda . There’s no sincerity, authenticity or integrity about LB . His fans either don’t care or aren’t aware of that fact . And that’s fine . But they can’t deny that it IS a fact
I’d add Cody Johnson to your list of guys singing mature music in the commercial country genre ….and doing it as good or better than any of ’em . His first record gets a solid 10 from me . Great singer , great songwriting , trad arrangements and VERY authentic throughout .
August 23, 2017 @ 5:01 pm
I’d also think to add Aaron Watson and Mo Pitney to this list.
August 23, 2017 @ 7:58 pm
We all love to point the finger at mainstream country and make fun of it constantly (myself included), but we do forget sometimes that there is still some (if not that much) truly great music coming out of Nashville. I’d challenge everyone to go to YouTube or Spotify (whatever you prefer) and take a listen to at least one of these recent mainstream songs:
– Jon Pardi, She Ain’t In It
-William Michael Morgan, Lonesomeville
-Runaway June, Wild West
-Ashley Monroe, Two Weeks Late (I’d go far enough to call this my favorite song ever)
-Mo Pitney, It’s Just a Dog
-Miranda Lambert, To Learn Her
-Aaron Watson, Texas Lullaby
-Easton Corbin, Don’t Ask Me About a Woman
-Kacey Musgraves, The Trailer Song
-Joe Nichols, I’d Sing About You
-Midland, Drinkin’ Problem
And for what should be massive hits on radio and what radio should sound like, Maddie and Tae’s Smoke and Jon Pardi’s Cowboy Hat.
Anybody would be hard pressed to deny that any of these songs are country. And they’re great for cleaning your ears out with after listening to this Puke Bryan atrocity!!! 🙂
August 24, 2017 @ 6:02 am
Scotty McCreery (age 23) Five More Minutes
August 24, 2017 @ 7:24 am
Oh yes! I totally forgot about that one. It’s great as well! 🙂
August 24, 2017 @ 5:29 pm
I don’t care what anyone on here says Amanda I’ll be at both soldout Pardi/Midland shows here in Chicago. Their music is good enough Country for me in the 2 perfect venues. This Luke song? I only heard it once so far but after reading this thread??? LOL I’m sure I’ll end up hearing it more than I’ll ever want to.
August 24, 2017 @ 11:54 pm
I was totally bummed when I saw that they weren’t playing anywhere close to my area, as I love all three acts: Jon Pardi, Midland, and Runaway June… 🙁
However, regardless of the mixed opinions of Jon Pardi and Midland, we can all agree on one thing: they are much better representatives of country music than Luke Bryan is, was, and ever will be.
August 24, 2017 @ 7:52 am
Chris you need to get a life obviously you don’t know what country music bcuz he is one of best singers around
August 23, 2017 @ 1:13 pm
And to think I actually like (guilty pleasure) his taillights and tan lines album
August 23, 2017 @ 1:15 pm
on the bright side, this means Country Radio is playing a female artist!
August 23, 2017 @ 5:39 pm
Yeah I read somewhere years ago, that he did in fact have a vag.
August 24, 2017 @ 11:42 am
ok, I LOL’d
August 23, 2017 @ 1:18 pm
I live in a South Georgia town about 2 hours from Luke’s hometown – the same town that bred Rhett Akins. I wish I could speak for the natives here when I say we are embarrassed, but I think I’m in the minority of folks around here that have to actively look for good music on sites such as this one.
August 24, 2017 @ 9:07 am
Mr. Hero….this is because your state has an SEC school in it. Bro country is the official music of SEC fanboys and fan girls. It is like sacred Gregorian chant.
August 24, 2017 @ 9:17 am
Now see, there was no reason to be so uncivilized. While I probably wouldn’t piss on Mr. Bryan if he was rolling in burning hay, I will stand up for the Dawgs through thick and thin (and we’ve seen a lot of thin lately). I’ll also pull for any other team in the SEC when they play a team from any of those other inferior conferences. We SEC fans have manners, even if we don’t all have good taste in music. 🙂
August 24, 2017 @ 9:41 am
I would like to think Texas A&M students have better taste than this, even now.
August 24, 2017 @ 11:32 am
Nope. Granger Smith started doing bro country once Texas A&M went to the SEC.
December 23, 2020 @ 10:31 am
And it’s sad, because “We Bleed Maroon” is a pretty dang good song.
At least they still have Robert Earl Keen’s “Fightin’ Texas Aggie.”
August 25, 2017 @ 8:11 am
GO VOLS!!!
August 25, 2017 @ 9:13 am
I love Tennessee football and the SEC, but I despise bro country and bad music. We use the mute button a lot at my house in the fall.
August 23, 2017 @ 1:29 pm
I listened out of curiosity & did not last very long..There is no hope
August 23, 2017 @ 1:48 pm
Well hey this song is completely built to appeal to everyone, be totally safe.
Honestly this is terrible. The lyrics are stupid and juvenile, he tries to cram in way to many words, and the production is godawful & not even catchy. The best thing you can usually say about luke is he puts energy into it, but even that’s not true on this phone-in.
I predict it will be #1 in 10 wks & be certified platinum by the new year.
August 23, 2017 @ 1:53 pm
why does he have to do that psuedo rap thing?????
August 23, 2017 @ 1:58 pm
I got to 1:12 and thought: why worry?
August 23, 2017 @ 2:14 pm
(this was my Facebook rant when i heard this atrocious song today; i wrote it before i read yours, so, sorry for any redundancies).
Some of my friends are DEVOTED fans of this horse-shit, so i risk losing some of them with what is posted below and what i am about to say … and this little rant only is getting posted on account of luke bryan’s new “country song.” (i about had a brain aneurysm when i heard it a few minutes ago while hustling home to listen to the game cast of my beloved Liverpool Reds, so it was purely accidental.)
but i digress …
Country Music in the form that i love it is worth the risk of losing friends.
Back during all the times i moaned like a baby about how shitty “bro-‘country'” is, i never realized that two complete nitwits would manage in their wildest dreams to drag the genre to the nadir and COMPLETELY louse it up in the ways sam hunt and this clown have done in so rapid a period of time. so, like Gomer Pyle in “Full Metal Jacket” dragged his platoon down to the depths of lameness and ineffectiveness and flaccid desire with his lack of effort, i am almost wondering if i haveta start holding luke bryan’s fans accountable for his evils. i quote: “He has dishonored the platoon, and he has dishonored himself. so from now on, whenever HE fucks up; i will not blame him … i will blame all of YOU!!!”
honestly, if all you listen to is jason aldean, florida georgia line and brantley gilbert, it’s the equivalency of saying Nelly is real R&B or saying that Blink 182 is punk rock, without EVER taking the time to look into Otis Redding and the Dead Kennedys and claiming you like R&B or punk, respectively. (hint: Haggard, Merle … Travis, Randy … Cash, Johnny; look ’em up … their music will live on whenever these clowns are burnt to ashes on the refuse heap of country history, mark my words.)
If you say you like Country Music, You. Just. Don’t. … And you should know better.
With the advent of iTunes and iHeart radio and Spotify and any variety of music services, there is a GALAXY of music out there to listen to for $10 a month (spoiler alert: The Cost of ONE CD!) I usedta spend that when i was flat broke, much less when i had money.
So here is my desire and challenge: Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please stop encouraging hunt’s and bryan’s behavior. Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please call your local radio stations and DEMAND REAL COUNTRY MUSIC.
We are a team, and any unified team is unstoppable.
Also: “All it takes for evil to flourish is that good people do nothing.”
August 23, 2017 @ 2:20 pm
What’s a “red lipstick I miss you picture?” Seriously, do they just throw words in a blender and see what comes out. I’m also heartened that in this crazy world, we are all joined by our disdain of Luke Bryan 🙂
August 23, 2017 @ 2:21 pm
I wondered the same thing.
August 23, 2017 @ 3:57 pm
I would guess it’s a duck face with kissy lips and red lipstick
August 25, 2017 @ 8:28 am
He is probably trying to coin a new phrase. I guess he thinks it will be cool if all women were referred to as “red lipsticks”, as in “my little red lipstick sure looks hot tonight “. Or, being as he’s a “businessman” ( since he is clearly not serious about being a country singer ), maybe he already trademarked the term and just figures he will make a lot of money. It would be the country equivalent to a “Shorty”.
August 23, 2017 @ 2:21 pm
“This isn’t a song about a breakup that uses a cellphone to tell it’s story. This is a song about a cellphone that uses a breakup to tell its story.”
I disagree. There is no story. It’s just drivel.
August 23, 2017 @ 2:43 pm
This song is so deep. Its helped me through my most recent breakup. All I do is check my phone all day whether im at work or driving in my cummins truck. My cell phone just gets me, and it helps me through the day like nothing else will. Its been harder to pull out my phone and check it since the breakup and this song just really communicates that so well. Its nice to have a song to turn to when life gets hard. Merle Haggard might have sang about broken hearts, but that was before cell phones so his music is hard to relate to. This song is a fine example of country music evolving to include the technological advancements in our society today. Thanks for such an innovative song Luke! 100! This was not meant to be serious. It is a sad example of how most of my generation of 20 year olds will view this song.
August 23, 2017 @ 3:31 pm
I hate his life and his ancestors. What a fucking disaster
August 23, 2017 @ 3:54 pm
If I’m listening to any song that references a cell phone, I skip it right away. It’s too modern. Isn’t country music supposed to be timeless and relatable? As far as I know, or thought I knew, a reference to a cell phone is neither of those. I’ll never understand why song writers think it’s ok to center a whole song around this. Was hoping maybe Luke Bryan would finally record a good tune when I saw the title and the 5 star reviews on iTunes; left me hanging again.. Even the new Old Dominion and Brett Eldredge music have some substance. I don’t feel anything when I listen to this. The lyrics literally just bounce off of me..
August 23, 2017 @ 7:05 pm
As timeless as a song about trains or interstate trucking?
August 24, 2017 @ 11:47 am
you’ve never seen a train or a truck?
August 24, 2017 @ 7:57 pm
The original post stated that country music isn’t supposed to be about modern stuff, that it is supposed to be “timeless and relatable”.
I was pointing out that at one point trains and trucks were brand new and that country writers at the time weren’t hung up on nostalgia and refusing to acknowledge their changing world.
The train, truck and the notion of hitting the road are all poetic vehicles in country music to describe change, be it societal or interpersonal.
Steve Fromholz’s Texas Trilogy is a great example. Any of Red Simpson’s truck driving songs. You can trace the rise and fall of a number of technological innovations just through the lyrics to folk and country songs.
There’s nothing different about how cellphones and Facebook are affecting the songwriters and the audiences of country music than how they were affected by any of these other technologies throughout the 20th century.
August 26, 2017 @ 9:52 am
Ok I can agree with you there. I guess what I was saying applies more to how country seems to be losing some of its heart and feeling, thus becoming less relatable. The reason I have never listened to mainstream radio of any kind is that (some of) it lacks the feeling that good music is written with. I’m not saying a relatable song can’t be catchy, but is Body Like a Backroad all that relatable? Like I said, the lyrics just seem to bounce off me because it really lacks any feeling and heart, so why should it create any feelings in me?
August 23, 2017 @ 3:55 pm
I’m not sure I get objectophilia out of this, but it really is a terrible and pointless song, and I’m sorry that much of my generation thinks of cell phones like this. Just words from a twenty-five-year-old woman who’s most certainly not into this shit.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:05 pm
If I were a betting lady (and I’m not, but let’s go with this thought I have), I would put good money on Mrs. Bryan believing that her shoe collection being funded by songs like these is more of a curse than it is a blessing.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:17 pm
This song is complete crap. I like some.Luke Bryan songs. This is not one of them.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:22 pm
the lyric ( if you can call it that ) fights the groove from the outset . the groove sounds like the last throwaway smooth jazz track from a 1990’s Earl Klugh cd ( no offence to Earl …love him ) . there is no ‘ hook ‘ whatsoever ..( no craft )….the whole thing just seems to wander aimlessly in search of a dynamic high …or at least a memorable melody hoping in hopes something will connect with with either the singer ( which it never does ) or the listener ( which it likely will knowing LB fans ).
again …..all of the incredible music LB and other high profile ‘ artists ‘ have at their disposal and they throw something like this out there to represent their tastes and talents ? this is about as poor as a song gets on ALL fronts and is no challenge whatsoever to a vocalist .
paraphrasing Merle ..” If you’re trying to break my heart ( country music ) you don’t have very far to go “.
what a waste of time and money this thing is . thank God there was no talent wasted on it .
September 3, 2017 @ 12:35 pm
That’s what gets me. LB is at the top of the genre right now. I’m sure all of the songwriters in Nashville are pitching him their songs, and this is the best he can come up with? The dude is a good singer too. But, this song will go to number one just like the 15 or more singles he’s put out. More sold out stadiums in the future for Mr. Bryan.
August 23, 2017 @ 4:50 pm
Can you please review more stuff you like… I want to hear about good music, not just more complaining about the shit that’s out there.
August 23, 2017 @ 5:04 pm
Could readers actually read the reviews I post about the stuff I do like as opposed to acting like it’s my fault only the negative articles get attention? Whose fault is it that this article has 70+ comments and counting, and the one on four amazing Texas songwriters banding together only has six? Why does the article about silent country artists being called Nazis have 150 comments, and the review of Ray Wylie Hubbard only have 22? I put just as much love, if not more into my positive coverage of music than the negative stuff. Nonetheless, readers prefer the negative coverage by an overwhelming margin—an average of 10 to 1. Without it, there would be no Saving Country Music because nobody would read it. These comments, which are extremely common, continue to ring hollow until people’s actions speak louder. I am committed to posting positive coverage, and no negative article is ever posted in lieu of a positive one. It’s a shame the vast majority of readers aren’t. But somehow, that’s my fault. I write about whatever I am passionate about at any given moment.
I appreciate the feedback, but posting content people don’t want to read just because it makes everybody feel good as if we’re “supporting music” is not a way forward. You want to see more positive coverage? Interact with it. Someone wants me to write about their music? Inspire me. Do something worth writing about. I do the best job I can.
August 23, 2017 @ 6:03 pm
For what it’s worth, I actually prefer the negative ones. It’s the only time I agree with you.
August 23, 2017 @ 7:52 pm
Because thats the demographic you’ve built here with your negative rants. People sidestep the good stuff because in the negative articles they can denigarate women for liking a Luke Bryan song,. Yup women are stupid, dumb, worthless for liking a song they dont like. They can make thinly veiled racist comments towards Obama and what about those pesky blacks! Rolling Stone is bad because its for liberals and homosexuals who are also bad… These are your people.
August 24, 2017 @ 6:48 am
Charm,
Your comment is a hilarious caricature of the leftist mentality.
Thank goodness you’re not serious, because that would be freakin crazy.
August 24, 2017 @ 10:03 pm
Thanks for proving my point.
August 24, 2017 @ 2:52 pm
I love this website, and I’ve been coming here for years, but I can’t say I disagree with you, CountryCharm. Like you said, the racism on here is usually thinly veiled at least, but I’ve seen plenty of blatant homophobia, and sexism here. Not to mention a ton of vitriol towards those oh so spooky “libtards”. I will say this, though; I read every article on this site, but I don’t comment on most music reviews (positive or negative), because there just isn’t much for me too say. I could say, “Wow, this new Dori Freeman song is great.”, but ten people will have already said something to that effect, so I’d be adding nothing to the conversation.
August 24, 2017 @ 4:01 pm
I’m a fellow liberal but we don’t all think alike believe it or not. Sometimes I disagree with the conservatives on this site and sometimes I don’t. Honestly, I’m not sure what that has to do with anything because Trigger mostly writes about music anyway.
I prefer the positive articles but I’m not going to lie and say I don’t post on the negative ones because I do. I
August 24, 2017 @ 10:19 pm
Showing women and minorities respect shouldn’t factor at all in liberal vs conservative politics. It’s a matter of morals and basic human decency but apparently according to the comments here, showing respect is for liberal leaning snowflakes. No wonder we have Nazis walking the streets.
August 24, 2017 @ 11:14 pm
This is the one place I get to come and discuss music not politics. I just said that I’m a liberal and a woman so I’m not sure why you’re aiming your comments at me. You seem determined to pick a fight so I’m not going to give you one. Not liking a Luke Bryan song has nothing to do with anything but having decent taste in music.
August 25, 2017 @ 10:08 am
Gina you replied to my comment and I replied back. That’s in no way targeting you. There is a massive difference in not liking a Luke Bryan song and calling women dumb and worthless for liking Luke Bryan’s songs.
I don’t like any if his songs but I’m not tearing down people who do or Lyke himself. That’s the point you’re missing.
August 31, 2017 @ 8:43 pm
Why do minorities always get classified as women, how do they feel about that? Women and minorities, women and minorities. Aren’t minority men men? Are they more effeminate in people’s minds? What about minority women? Are they in with the women group or the minority group? Are they the same? Can minority women be included in discussions affecting women. Is it better to be in the woman group or the minority group? What about women who transitioned into being men? Are they a minority, or are they a man?
August 24, 2017 @ 4:29 pm
That’s ridiculous Country Charm. My people are you, Trainwreck92, Seak05, and dozens of other regular commenters who offer a differing perspective from the one you’re characterizing. And if you don’t think I’ve been slammed for being a “libtard” and a “snowflake” for obsession why women aren’t on the radio and taking up other social causes, you need to dig a bit deeper. The simple fact is people love to hate, and they tend to focus in on those things more than they’re willing to admit. That is why the negative stuff gets so much attention, and that’s why you gravitate towards the ugly comments as opposed to the ones you agree with.
For the record, I think these comments sections have an incredibly healthy mix of people that stimulate great discussion with diverse points of view. I don’t believe in banishing anybody from any specific segment of thought, though I moderate and edit comments more than you might think. If we try to shield ourselves from people that think differently from us, when are we ever challenged? If you disagree with someone, engage them, try to persuade them. Banishing them won’t make them go away. It will just make them go out of your view.
August 24, 2017 @ 7:06 pm
For what it’s worth, Trig, I have nothing but the utmost respect for you and your website and I would never accuse you of any sort of bigotry. And believe me, I know you’ve been accused of sexism, racism, etc. by certain left-leaning folks just as you’ve been accused of being an SJW snowflake by certain conservative commenters. That being said, your dedication to free speech here on SCM, as admirable as I find it, may be inadvertently fostering a somewhat toxic environment.
August 24, 2017 @ 10:09 pm
I’m not knocking your hustle. You admit that it’s the negative articles that pay your bills. That makes you the Perez Hilton of country music blogging but if you dont have a problem with it neither can I, it’s not my blog.
I can however vehemently dissagree with the opposing viewpoint nonsense. Hate speech be it towards women or other races will never just be a matter of differing opinions. They are flat out wrong but again if it doesn’t bother you to be associated with that demographic so be it.
August 25, 2017 @ 12:17 am
1) My bills don’t get paid either way. The only reason I bring up the traffic issue is because it’s hard to take people seriously when they say they don’t want to see negative articles when the stats say a completely different thing.
2) Scaring off racists and sexists doesn’t make them go away. It just makes them go away for you. They’ll just go be racists and sexists somewhere else, and then what have you accomplished? Frankly, it’s selfish. Why not engage with people you believe are misguided and try to persuade them to your perspective? Jesus broke bread with sinners. Johnny Cash performeed for murderers and rapists in prison. Not because he condoned their behavior, but because he believed in forgiveness and outreach, and trying to touch people’s lives instead of just leaving them to rot as branded men. I don’t welcome racism and sexism here, and if folks cross a certain line (which they do), I will moderate them (which I have, ask Honky). But I’m also not going to run a safe space here or attempt to affix only comments that fit with my personal ideology. I want everybody to come here, have the freedom to speak firmly about their convictions, criticize me if they choose, and hopefully create a marketplace of ideas, discussion, and understanding, which I think I have.
August 25, 2017 @ 10:19 am
Trigger you run this place and can do with it as you wish. I’m merely pointing out why the negative posts are more popular, all you have to look at is the demographic. You certainly don’t have to create a safespace but that in itself is problematic if you consider an area where racism and sexism isn’t tolerated as a ‘safespace’. Tolerance and respect for others shouldn’t be a concession but here it seems they are.
August 25, 2017 @ 11:39 am
No, the reason the negative reviews are more popular is because 1) People like them more than positive ones 3) They’re usually about mainstream artists, which more people want to read about in general. 3) Perhaps they better compliments my writing style.
August 25, 2017 @ 11:18 am
“They are flat out wrong but again if it doesn’t bother you to be associated with that demographic so be it.”
The passive aggression in this remark is noted, CountryCharm. No one “associates” Trigger with the views you find objectionable. This is an open blog, on an open internet, in a free country. Adults who have anything resembling “perspective” in life will not see any comment, from whatever political quarter, as an instance of the house view at SCM. If you’d like Trigger to enforce such a thing, you have totalitarian tendencies of your own. Perhaps you would prefer living in such a system, but I suspect most of us at SCM would not.
August 25, 2017 @ 9:19 am
Here’s a novel idea. If you don’t like the way Trigger runs Saving Country Music, go start your own blog and do it our way. Maybe you can put some of that “charm” to good use instead of whining.
August 25, 2017 @ 10:20 am
Maybe try reading some novels. They aid in improving comprehension skills.
August 25, 2017 @ 11:23 am
Which would you recommend, charm? 1984? Brave New World? Fahrenheit 451?
August 25, 2017 @ 11:49 am
Sure thing, Charm. Because nobody here understands you, right?
August 24, 2017 @ 6:30 am
I prefer the positive stuff – I’ve discovered half the music i currently listen to from this site. so, thanks!
The thing I’ve noticed is the negative ones invite more people to attempt be funny by making the saaaaame joke. (we get it, Luke Bryan is a dickless wonder) – thus driving the comment count up. Are the click-thru rates similar, positive vs negative?
August 24, 2017 @ 8:07 am
Sweet, love, honey, baby. let’s work that party laugh a lot, get drunk. sweet times. xo
August 24, 2017 @ 9:01 am
Trigger, just curious but how much do you look at page views versus comments? I enjoy the positive articles but at times I’m more likely to engage in discussion on an article like this. It feels a bit like your review philosophy at times. There are plenty of things you listen to and don’t necessarily publish a review on because you don’t have much to say about it one way or another. The positive articles and highlights of better artists are great, but often times I just don’t feel that I have anything to add to the discussion so I don’t comment.
August 24, 2017 @ 1:34 pm
Page views and comments don’t always coincide. Sometimes those numbers are inverted. But is a good public illustration that I can point to without citing numbers specifically (which I could fudge, if I wanted) to prove my point about interest. I’m not asking for more comments on articles people don’t want to comment on, I’m trying to illustrate the dilemma I face when I see so many comments questioning the direction and priorities of this website and people saying they want more positive coverage, when the numbers tell an entirely different story.
Traffic numbers aren’t the only thing that matters. If all I did was worry about traffic, this site would look entirely different. Sometimes it is WHO is reading as opposed to how many people. That said, if you consistently post things that you can statistically verify people don’t want to read, you’re not going to be long for the publishing world. Saving Country Music is already operating in the red, and with a business model that is guaranteed to be unsuccessful.
My biggest issue is the misconception out there that all Saving Country Music ever does is bitch about stuff, and doesn’t spend enough time promoting. Despite continuously posting more content, despite posting more and more album reviews each year (including this one, though it’s been light lately as my review time has shifted to festivals for the summer), I still see this concern raised. In fact the more reviews I post, the more people complain about how I don’t post enough reviews. At this point the only thing I could do is post no reviews at all—just like I had do with crowdfunding campaigns—so people will stop bitching. That worked with crowdfunding. I’d hate to do that with reviews. But when you’ve made so many personal sacrifices in your life to keep something going, spend hours and hours composing FREE content for folks, and then they go to Facebook and LIE about how all you ever do is promote Luke Bryan, it really makes you question, “What’s the point?”
August 24, 2017 @ 11:52 am
ya: positive, negative, yin, yang — do we have to choose? I like ’em both, and yet Anton Ego has an important word:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JPOoFkrh94
August 24, 2017 @ 4:07 pm
I read pretty much all your shit… but I do it because I like the music you like and I love finding new artists & albums to listen to. It gets me through the day at work!
I only said this because I get it – Sam Hunt sucks, Bro-country sucks, Luke Bryan sucks – whatever. It just feels like there’s been 3 fuck-Sam-Hunt articles for each good album review in the last few weeks. Maybe it’s just a slow period for music releases… i dunno
August 23, 2017 @ 5:08 pm
And his next single will be about a cheeseburger. Eat it up…Eat it up.
“Light It Up” (like so many other songs) was not written. It was manufactured. No heart, no soul & no artistic quality.
Good (new) Songs (just my un/popular opinion):
Matt Kennon – “Burn Bourbon Burn”
Alex Runions – “South Of The City”
Tyler Dixson – “Background Music”
Jesse Raub Jr. – “She’ll Put The Hurt On You”
Ethan Stedman – “Whiskey Rain”
Brad Butcher feat. Felicity Urquhart – Simple Things
Dusty Neuman – “Alone Again Tonight”
Aaron Koerner – “Gas In The Truck”
Adam Gregory – “Dirt Road Therapy”
August 23, 2017 @ 7:20 pm
Jimmy Buffet already has you covered lol.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:50 pm
Why have I never heard of any of these artists? Are you Nashville underground or do you have some other agenda? I’ve never heard of plenty of the artists Trigger covers but not at a 0/9 ratio.
August 24, 2017 @ 3:08 am
OlaR comes from the land down under
August 24, 2017 @ 4:13 am
Hehe…wrong!
Half Finn, half German….but i try to be down under every january for the Tamworth festival.
The festival is stunning. Hundreds of (country, alt-country, folk…) artists, 2000+ events, 50.000+ fans, the Golden Guitar Awards…all in a town with a population of 33.000.
About the artists:
Matt Kennon had a a Billboard Top 40 hit with “The Call” (2009). A guy with a very special voice.
Alex Runions is a canadian artist.
Tyler Dixson (Texas). “Background Music” is in the Texas Regional Top 100 Charts right now.
Jesse Raub Jr. is #2 with “She’ll Put The Hurt On You” in Texas this week.
Brad Butcher (Australia).
Adam Gegory (Canada) is back after a longer break. “Dirt Road Therapy” is an up-to-date “country” song. A guilty pleasure.
Ethan Stedman, Aaron Koerner & Dusty Neuman are new artists.
August 24, 2017 @ 4:26 am
That’s what I get for ass-uming!
August 24, 2017 @ 6:11 pm
It’s always been cool for people to like artists no one has ever heard of. Even in 1978 when at 18 I started working for Warner/Elektra/Atlantic the day I graduated high school. I remember vividly picking up the AC/DC album High Voltage and going hmmmmmm…… I dunno. They were playing the bar up the street that week. It didn’t sell out either. I was too young to get in. 🙁
August 25, 2017 @ 5:22 am
Where’s wierd Al when you need him???
August 23, 2017 @ 6:03 pm
It’s time for Luke to grow the hell up…and that’s coming from a 21 year old woman.
August 23, 2017 @ 6:30 pm
Leaving the music itself aside for a moment, I don’t think this is a valid criticism of the content.
Regardless of your opinion on how people should approach their relationship with technology, the fact of the matter is that millions of people do indeed seem to be in love with their cellphones.
Your criticism does not leave this subject matter open for interpretation. Perhaps the content of the song will cause listeners to reflect on their own relationship with contemporary technology. Perhaps not.
This song is nothing more than an honest observation of the world from the perspective of a contemporary songwriter.
As for the song itself, I think there is some very interesting poetic imagery, like “my world’s at the tips of your fingers”, a wonderful play on the phrase “the world at the tip of your fingers” within the context of the touchscreen of a smartphone.
I don’t particularly like the production, melodies or most of the other lyrics, but I can give credit where credit is due!
That said I’d still rather listen to this than some 24 year old singing about train robberies and gambling because they think the subject matter best matches their retro fingerpicking patterns and clothing.
August 23, 2017 @ 6:40 pm
“the fact of the matter is that millions of people do indeed seem to be in love with their cellphones.”
I see this as a major problem. And I see this as a God’s honest truth.
August 23, 2017 @ 7:29 pm
I also see this is a major problem, but that’s not the point.
The song itself isn’t going to change my opinion. When I hear it I can’t help but interpret the song the same way you do, as something that reminds me of the problems of filtering our entire social lives through a digital screen. That’s kind of the mark of good art. It gets people thinking and talking.
Even if people don’t interpret the song like we do it still plants the seed of “I’m obsessed with this hunk of plastic and glass in my pocket”. Only the rest of their life experiences are going to change how they feel about that!
August 24, 2017 @ 8:57 am
I swear to God, I tried reading this in the voice of Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) from American Psycho!!!!
August 24, 2017 @ 8:58 am
Puffalo Phil’s post, not the song, that is.
August 23, 2017 @ 6:40 pm
This song is about as bad as it gets. I would be embarrassed to be listed in the songwriting credits, until I realized how much money it will probably make. So I guess since he references a truck it must be country. We are at a low point.
August 23, 2017 @ 6:45 pm
I don’t like this song but I think you missed the mark. He is not sexually objectifying the cell phone. He is telling a story, one that I bet a lot of people can relate to.
August 23, 2017 @ 7:21 pm
I think this replaced Keith Urbans “fighter” as the most non country song ever
August 23, 2017 @ 7:29 pm
i listened a few hours ago and already completely forgot about it
man i regret liking fast so much now
August 23, 2017 @ 7:52 pm
What a fucking weirdo. I sure hope he’s at least required to stay 100 yards away from pre-schools…
You mention he’s married… What grade is his wife in?
August 23, 2017 @ 8:38 pm
another week, another worst country song ever…right on cue
August 23, 2017 @ 9:02 pm
There is a new video of the Bobby Bones show with Luke Bryan debuting his new song.
He goes into detail about the the writing of it. Some conversation about his home life.
I come to the conclusion that Mrs. Bryan only likes the Pay check of this Horrible music,
since the new puppy now enjoys sleeping in the same bed with the Bryans. (Luke said
His wife wants the new puppy in bed with them all the time) you got to listen to the
interview…..dog sleeps in between them. LMOL, not something that keeps marriages smooth.
It’s all about the money for the Mrs. After 10 yrs of marriage,guess it bound to happen. LOL.
August 23, 2017 @ 10:40 pm
Luke does have this creepy tendency right now to sing songs from the perspective of a 20-something year old when he’s in his 40’s, married with kids…..
August 25, 2017 @ 1:33 am
Hes a straight up creep. You can take one look at him and tell how big of a creep he is.
August 23, 2017 @ 11:49 pm
Luke Bryan Light It Up belongs in the sewer or in the garbage. this song is garbage!
August 24, 2017 @ 5:03 am
I stopped reading after “Luke Bryan”.
August 24, 2017 @ 5:06 am
You’ve wasted enough time …. throw on Honky Tonk Heroes and forget about this shit song.
August 24, 2017 @ 6:32 am
The first thing I noticed was his face on that single cover. Age is REALLY catching up to him. Normally I wouldn’t say something like that, but I feel like bro-country fans might start to look at him like a dad who’s trying desperately to seem cool. (More than usual, I mean–it hadn’t really shown in his face until now.)
August 24, 2017 @ 7:53 am
Gee….and I thought Dallas Davidson wrote his crappiest songs. Never mind….
August 24, 2017 @ 9:19 am
It also seems like, for some reason, that bro country singers are obsessed with singing about lipstick in their lyrics. Tim McGraw seems to have a fetish for the stuff being how he tries to sing a line about it in half of his songs.
August 24, 2017 @ 10:29 pm
Is there any “country music” aside from Dwight?
August 25, 2017 @ 1:32 am
Fuck luke bryan. The only great music hes ever released is his first album, and his best single by a mile is Huntin Fishin Lovin Everyday. Anything else is mediocre, and he is the real reason why practically everything released to country radio these days is pop country. Bryan is the reason why real country artists like Dierks Bentley and Chris Young sold out, you cant compete with real country music when this garbage Bryan spurs out is what is selling like no country music singles and albums have ever sold before. Two BIG middle fingers UP for Kermit the Frog…ahem…i mean Puke Bryan.
August 25, 2017 @ 3:22 am
“Light It Up” (like the majority of LB singles) should be the turning point of his career. But “country” radio will play this crap like there is no tomorrow.
August 25, 2017 @ 10:04 am
And another hate review by this Website.. sad isn’t it?
August 25, 2017 @ 11:20 am
No, not really.
August 25, 2017 @ 11:42 am
And another comment ignoring positive coverage to click and comment on an article about how this website focuses on the negative. Ironic, isn’t it.
Negative coverage is what has made Saving Country Music an influential voice in the music marketplace. Just in the last two weeks, The Wall St. Journal, No Depression, and other periodicals have posted stories about the importance of criticism in music. It is a dying art that I am dedicated to and this site was founded upon 10 years ago. I’m not stopping, or changing.
August 25, 2017 @ 12:14 pm
Another completely clueless comment that fails to see the point. …….A point that has been explained and made very clear by Trigger dozens of times.
August 29, 2017 @ 1:50 pm
The site is called “Saving Country Music.” The enemy must be exposed for the mission to be successful.
August 25, 2017 @ 12:47 pm
I just want to say, keep the free speech rolling, please. I’ve called out comments I thought were demeaning but Trigger is right. Calling someone racist or sexist does not make that person want to change, it makes matters worse. I’ve honestly had more civil discussions with people I would normally disagree with in the last few weeks than people I do agree with on many issues. This liberal democrat Gen X woman wants to hear from everyone, just my 2 cents.
August 25, 2017 @ 10:07 pm
Trig, I am all for creative freedom and keeping an open mind but I think it’s best to sit back and write about something if you are actually in tune with. I have no idea why this LB, a 41-year-old married man of two, has to settle to write these sorts of lyrics. I mean, from a sales standpoint this is unfortunately the corner he has painted himself into. Just like the lyrics to ‘Home Alone Tonight’. He is trying to write as if he is a person in their late teens or early 20s. I could understand if he had some sort of experience when he was their age but we aren’t talking about heart ache and moving on in life and growing up and things that everybody deals with them as they get older. We are talking about a guy who seems to glorify cell phones. I think at some point he has to strong-arm his label and just put out an EP or something that shows him putting on music written by a man of his age and his status. Granted, he may lose the bulk of his audience but I think it’s better to fail at being your self then to keep doing what your label and your fans want you to do and essentially have no self-respect. I know that a lot of people say that but a lot of people don’t actually follow their own advice.
August 26, 2017 @ 2:47 pm
Losing the “bulk of his audience” may cost him the “bulk of his income”. I know I wouldn’t do it at my job, would you? Who on here would take a paycut to maintain…oops I mean regain…. oops I mean try and GAIN some integrity (albeit to a small percentage people on a website) which most of you on here would argue he never had anyway. While I would agree this song and many on the radio are part of the problem not part of the solution. To ask this guy to put out a Stapleton type album of real grown up deep songs is ridiculous. He has hips to shake and money to make though it won’t be mine he’ll take. See what I did there……… 😉
August 27, 2017 @ 9:09 pm
Lol nicely done, JB-Chicago! I’d copyright your last paragraph so LB doesn’t try and plagiaris it! ????
August 29, 2017 @ 11:49 am
Maybe I get a job on the row. I was a good lyricist back in day in my band….lol
Now let’s see……..what rhymes with truck and girl?
August 25, 2017 @ 10:09 pm
Ugh…… type-o’s!
August 26, 2017 @ 8:11 pm
Thank you SCM for listening to this crap so I never have to!
August 27, 2017 @ 4:31 pm
What the fuck is this? worst song i’ve ever heard
August 28, 2017 @ 7:58 am
Does he get points for using the word neurotic? That would be the deepest part of the song…
August 29, 2017 @ 9:06 pm
“This song is brought to you by T-Mobile and inspired by The Chainsmokers, and somewhat by Sam Hunt.”
August 31, 2017 @ 2:46 pm
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
My old P-H-O-N-E will be goin’ away
You’re outdated now, so it will be E-A-S-Y for me
To say bye-bye, it is time for D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Current songwriting… so easy anyone can do it…
September 5, 2017 @ 2:27 pm
He could not suck worse now. He’s an embarrassment not only to country music, but music in general. For anyone that gives this song or artist any credit has zero understanding of what a real artist actually is. He used to be pretty solid, but he’s been a joke for years now.
October 18, 2017 @ 6:05 pm
I think he sounds like a stalker. This song is super creepy. She needs to change her number!!
November 8, 2017 @ 10:41 pm
I did a quick search on LB’s cellphone song to see if anyone else was as disgusted with it as I was and I found this site. Very happy to find the site and have bookmarked it as a source for finding new quality country. Thank you. Now for the Luke bashing…If you locked me in a room and played this drivel repeatedly I’m certain I would hand over the nuclear launch codes to make it stop. That is if I was unsuccessful in swallowing my own tongue and choking myself to death first. I guess LB is cashing the checks and I’m not sure if that reflects more poorly on him or the listeners. For now I cling to the hope that his fan base will someday collectively look up from their phones and exclaim in unison, “Hey, this music sucks!”
November 8, 2017 @ 11:10 pm
Glad you found the site.
December 11, 2017 @ 9:22 am
My wife loves this song. I, however, do NOT. This doesn’t even pass for a top 40 song, let alone a country song. Using programming in place of live instruments doesn’t make you a musician. It highlights the fact that you are NOT a musician & that you cannot write a proper song without the use of programming. This song is ear cancer at its very finest.
January 23, 2018 @ 12:52 pm
luke bryan sucks his voice makes me vomit, he is the worst singer ever i’d rather die than o listen to his crappy songs
June 1, 2018 @ 10:15 pm
It hit the charts and scored as his #19 number 1. You guys keep talkin shit about his music but point blank is you’re hearing through your speaking and making his checks go up. He’s everywhere and ya can’t stop it. O fuckin well.