Album Review – Christopher Seymore’s “King of Nothing”
#510.1 (Classic country) and #510.2 (Honky Tonk) on the Country DDS.
Some feel the future of country music is in offering a more sophisticated approach. Others challenge that the music must adopt more modern sounds and themes to survive. But despite these proclamations, an increasing amount of creators are muffling these claims and moving in the opposite direction, and the fans are following.
These artists revel in the challenge of leaning into country music’s inherent clichés and touching on the same themes country songs have for decades, but doing so in different and inventive ways. As opposed to seeing the sonic parameters set around country music as a limitation, they get excited by enterprise of being creative within these rigid confines, taking it as a creative challenge in itself.
This is what you can unravel when listening to the new album King of Nothing by South Carolina-native Christopher Seymore now based out of Houston, TX. What you can also take from it is ten kick ass, easy-to-love country songs that sound just like country music always has, and always should. This is a great traditional/classic country listening record with a honky tonk heart. But if you want to delve a little bit deeper, you’ll also discover its quiet genius.
Take cheating songs for example. In country music, they’re both a dime a dozen, and some of the genre’s most cherished and important works. What Christopher Seymore does with the song “Cheated On” is he uncovers a universal truth of all of these cheating songs that has rarely if ever been exposed. Following this up with Peggy Forman’s “When Lovin’ Me Was Wrong” and later “Hell Yes I Cheated” explores this timeless topic of country from all perspectives.
Not every song is about cheating, but many of them involve the complexities of relationships like “When Your Down” about only being wanted when there’s no other option—another timeless country theme. “Just Right for a Jones” sounds like so many country songs, but none you’ve heard in the last 50 years. What these songs emphasize is how the human struggles broached in country songs are universal, and never come with an expiration date.
Along with some really quality classic country songwriting and savvy cover selections, Christopher Seymore’s secret ingredient is his producer and steel guitar player Kevin Skrla, infamous for touring with Summer Dean and others. Skrla not only slathers this album with killer licks throughout, he brings the perfect taste and the mastery of era to compliment each song on King of Nothing. Whether it’s ’50s traditional, or ’70s Outlaw, the mood is perfectly set by the instrumental approach and tones.
This album isn’t a masterpiece and isn’t intended to be. Though some of the writing in spots feels a little preliminary, and Seymore’s voice isn’t exactly perfect for this style of music, the effort here was to do something intentional—to take the making of country music seriously, and regard it as a legitimate art form, despite its relative simplicity. And in Christoper Seymore’s words, he also wanted to make something “disgustingly traditional country.”
In this enterprise, he valiantly succeeded.
8.1/10
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May 5, 2025 @ 8:00 am
3 songs in and I’m sold. Thanks for the review trig
May 5, 2025 @ 10:04 am
“Cheated On” was co-written by C. Seymore and South Texas Tweek
May 5, 2025 @ 10:09 am
Ehh. I’d give this one a 7.0. This is a pretty basic album and a good throwback but, for me, lacking real originality and variety. All the songs sound too alike for me. Even with a *new twist* on cheating songs, there are still some four cheating songs on a short album. 8.1 is usually reserved for standout albums and this ain’t one. For what it’s worth, I think the Mason Via album is better than this one and still should be more like a 7.5. TT’s Price Of Admission … there’s a solid 9.1 (or higher) and more than 10% better than either of these. I’d even say ten times better. Just trying to keep the scales relative and proportional, even though I know Trig HATES when we question the loathed numbers scale. 😎
May 8, 2025 @ 6:53 pm
Neither of those artists is really comparable to this super straight honky tonk.
Tradition honky Tonk is not subtle song writing (with a few traditional exceptions like a couple Lefty songs and a bunch of Ernest Tubb’s old stuff. Generally it’s dance music and the suffering, cheating, and no goodin’ are cartoonist by design.
I mean I won’t complain if someone writes some great Honky Tonk dance numbers where the lyrics consist of very heavy, subtle, intense songwriting, but it’s just not part of the genre generally
May 12, 2025 @ 5:44 pm
*cartoonish not cartoonist. It’s supposed to be over-the-top and kinda cliche-ridden music.
May 9, 2025 @ 2:59 pm
I think 8.1 is a criminal underrating, but I know I’m geared towards Honky Tonk.
May 5, 2025 @ 10:10 am
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#The real King of Country Music: George Strait deserves much more from all living souls for his inspirational songs, story telling, philanthropic works!
May 5, 2025 @ 10:18 am
Positively shocked you got taken by a George Strait scam.
May 5, 2025 @ 10:45 am
If I would not have this website I sure would have missed a lot of great music. Thanks Trigger!
May 5, 2025 @ 12:54 pm
Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah!!!!
May 6, 2025 @ 4:56 am
Within the first 5 seconds of the first track I knew I would like this album: chicken pickin’ then the pull tab sound. Yeah!
May 6, 2025 @ 6:10 am
I like this. Kinda reminds me of Midlands first album, but with better musicianship and lesser vocals. At times it’s difficult to understand the lyrics due to Seymore kinda slurring the words. The Steel Guitar is the star of this album. Thanks.
May 7, 2025 @ 10:14 am
I like the music, but it seems like he needs strongest vocals or the producer needs to tweak something.
Having said that, I’d be willing to see him in concert if he came my way.
May 8, 2025 @ 6:43 pm
There are a bunch of great videos of his band The Western Cosplay over on YouTube. It looks like a fucking amazing time.