Album Review – Mason Ramsey’s “Famous EP”
If you want to appeal to both sides of the cultural divide that runs like a grizzly quadruple bypass scar straight down the middle of the chest of country music, you sometimes can hit a grand slam like we saw with Chris Stapleton, or you can take a big whiff like we’ve seen from many others. This Mason Ramsey Famous EP falls more towards the latter category. It combines the two most divisive elements under the country music umbrella into one ill-advised half effort. You have the old school fuddy-duddy yodels and moans of a younger version of Hank Williams that make pop country fans writhe in pain or laugh out loud, coupled with cast off and deprecated Bro Country leavings that define the antithesis of what true fans of country music believe the genre is supposed to be.
The Mason Ramsey EP is three classic Hank Williams songs done in tasty renditions that are respectful to the original compositions and Ramsey’s original appeal, with three non sequitur Bro Country orphans rescued from a Music Row dumpster by a night janitor and included under the misguided notion of creating commercial appeal. Ultimately this EP does build a consensus across the culture war, but it’s from both sides asking, “What the hell?”
Of course we don’t need new versions of old Hank Williams songs, but that’s never the point with a prodigy musician. What we most certainly don’t need are songs like “Famous,” which makes so little sense from a 11-year-old perspective or anyone elses, even the mush mouthed Florida Georgia Line who wrote the song didn’t feel it was worthy to record. “Yo Da Lady Who” is basically a sex song, which makes for really strange listening coming from an adolescent.
“Put the slick in my step, put the sway in my body. Put the boom, boom, boom… in my body,” says “Yo Da Lady Who,” which was only picked for Mason Ramsey because someone saw the title and thought it would work good for the ‘Yodel Boy.’ Oh but I guess the song’s sins are absolved because they chase it with a version of the old Gospel tune “I Saw the Light.” Listening to this EP is like viewing pornography with your grandparents.
The methodology for crafting this EP is so transparent, and ultimately ineffective. “Oh, if we have him do Hank Williams covers in between the Bro Country stuff, it will keep the wolves at bay!” Yeah, not so much. Even the pop country fans who may have enjoyed “Famous” don’t need to be subjected to a version of “Jambalaya” that will sound like the ultimate exercise in audio cheese to them.
If you want to include some more contemporary songs in Mason Ramsey’s repertoire, that’s fine. But pick some good ones, or have some songwriters write something specifically for Ramsey instead of grabbing for what’s readily at hand on the Bro Country slush pile just because you’re looking to capitalize off the kid’s viral arc before it fizzles. The dubious decision making and poor song selection is dousing Ramsey’s viral flames more than anything.
Everyone wants to think of Mason Ramsey as a meme or a viral star, when he should be approached is as a musical prodigy. Prodigy musicians are governed by their own sets of rules and guidelines, both in how they should be managed and presented, and how the public should regard them. Mason Ramsey was never going to become some arena superstar with radio hits, so why impinge on his natural development by trying to make him into one? He won’t even sound the same as he does today when he’s 17, which is good because even after the six songs of this EP, listening to his voice becomes quite tedious regardless of what he’s singing. But don’t blame Mason Ramsey for anything going on here. He’s 11-years-old. His currency is still Oreos and iPad time.
So what should they do with Mason Ramsey? That’s a good question. What intrigues us about prodigy musicians is they’re like molds of clay, and the mystery and potential of what they could develop into is what makes them enjoyable to follow. Most prodigies don’t develop into anything. They are talented for their age, but ultimately not talented or original enough to make a career of it in the adult world. Like family bands, many prodigies have a finite shelf life, and that’s okay. So it’s best to enjoy them for what they are, and in their time and place.
What is sacrilege with young musicians is to noodle with their sounds and influence so much that you risk irreparable damage to what they could develop into as artists, or people. Better to let nature run its course. Let the kid get his heart broken. Let him get pushed around by life where he can sing his own “Lovesick Blues.” Then and only then will we know if Mason Ramsey is worthy of our attention beyond a viral moment.
4/10
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Hank
July 24, 2018 @ 8:30 am
Trigger,
What do you think of Sam Hunt’s flop with his latest single? Could be a positive sign for radio.
Trigger
July 24, 2018 @ 9:32 am
Something deeper is going on here. Not sure “flop” is the right word. Will probably have more on this soon.
OlaR
July 24, 2018 @ 10:41 am
No it’s not a flop. The song bombed big time.
“Downtown’s Dead” is not selling, only #23 after 8 weeks in Canada (the canadian Billboards charts are slightly faster moving), Country Aircheck down to #24 (#16 last week) & on the “MusicRow CountryBreakout Chart” Sam Hunt drops to #23 (last week #7). Looks like MCA Nashville must find a new cash cow.
Carrie Underwood is doing not much better (with her Capitol Nashville debut single!) & a couple of other well-known names too.
albert
July 24, 2018 @ 6:11 pm
Re Downtown’s Dead …
Its a God-awful piece of music ….nowhere near country and nowhere as good as even the worst pop stuff ……its a sub-par voice looking for an idea but never finds one . There is so much emphasis on the John Bonham drum track and the ambient ‘noise ‘ they forgot to find a song . ( Note to Nashville ” It all starts with a SONG”…..remember ..??? ) If there was a CMA category for ” Best Waste Of Everyone’s Time ” this thing might get it …….although it would be a tough field… ..
albert
July 24, 2018 @ 2:14 pm
Trigger ..IMO the article above is amongst your finest for straight -up, insightful ,tell-it-like-it-is rant-less observations . Well done son .
Trigger
July 24, 2018 @ 2:37 pm
Thanks Albert.
GrantH
July 24, 2018 @ 5:22 pm
He took too much time off and his “Music isn’t my main priority right now” comments from a year ago probably soured his relationship with the corporate suits, is what I’m guessing.
albert
July 24, 2018 @ 6:49 pm
He didn’t take ENOUGH time off ………
MH
July 24, 2018 @ 8:50 am
“Yo Da Lady Who?” Seriously?
What the hell happened to Craig Wiseman?
Oh nevermind, he saw $$$$$$.
For those who don’t know, Mason Ramsey is signed with Craig Wiseman’s all-encompassing enterprise, “Big Loud Dump.”
ScottG
July 24, 2018 @ 8:51 am
Damn…someone needs to tell them there are many awesome smaller bodied guitar models in the world. On second thought that was probably a marketing decision.
The only thing I can take seriously at all about this (including the original viral video) is just how sad it is that they gave him songs like Yo Da Lady Who to sing. Though it’s play on words is barely clever, it’s just so wrong but unfortunately unsurprising that some twisted fuck would think it’s a good idea for this kid to sing wanna-be urban frat party lyrics for stupid people.
MH
July 24, 2018 @ 8:58 am
LOL I pulled this Ramsey quote from the Tennessean:
“I’ve been dying to get a Fender Stratocaster,” he said. “I need the old Stratocaster to make it look like I’m into different sorts of music. You see, people think that I just sing flat-out country. But I don’t just do flat-out country, I do a little bit of everything.”
Right from the Music Row Playbook.
Music Row: “You need a Stratocaster to make it look like you’re into different kinds of music.”
Ramsey: “I need the old Stratocaster to make it look like I’m into different sorts of music.”
Ahhhh, innocence.
FeedThemHogs
July 24, 2018 @ 9:07 am
“Let the kid get his heart broken. Let him get pushed around by life where he can sing his own “Lovesick Blues.””
That’s what I can’t get past over this kid. Sure it’s nice that he likes Hank Williams songs, but folks pushing him to sing songs like Famous or these others… shoot, this kid can’t relate with that material. Let’s see if Mason can write something decent (traditional country or otherwise) after he’s had a few set-backs.
Cameron
July 24, 2018 @ 9:15 am
This kid went from a nice story and it Internet sensation to super fucking cringy. Watching this unfold is a great example of what is wrong with country music today. Everything is contrived and forced nothing is natural.
Corncaster
July 24, 2018 @ 10:17 am
I agree. Why do you think that is.
Cameron
July 24, 2018 @ 11:27 am
I guess it’s the social media age we live in where nothing is as it seems and no one feels comfortable just being themselves.
Corncaster
July 25, 2018 @ 9:32 am
That’s why non-commercial country music is important. Three chords and the truth.
OlaR
July 24, 2018 @ 10:06 am
He will be a footnote in the history of country music soon…or Nashville will make him “country”-rap about sticking his pink umbrella in a drink & sing a duet with the 9th place winner of the european song contest with the name Boobie Hixxah from Asertakistan showing his 101 tattoos in the music video.
Rob
July 24, 2018 @ 10:08 am
“Listening to this EP is like viewing pornography with your grandparents.” lol I love it
Corncaster
July 24, 2018 @ 10:20 am
If there’s any better example of commercial corruption, I’ve yet to hear it. The only silver lining is that someday, Mason may grow up and react violently against this.
Pierre Brunelle
July 24, 2018 @ 11:32 am
Indeed!
This is a meal half cooked.
Dobe Daddy
July 24, 2018 @ 11:37 am
“Yo Da Lady Who?”
Damn, I like bad puns as much as anyone, but that’s excrutiating.
Guitars, Cadillacs...
July 24, 2018 @ 11:38 am
Genre, taste, and style aside–this is truly disturbing. I don’t like hearing a 30 year old Axe wearing, Monster drink chugging, truck nut having bro sing something like this, much less an eleven year old child.
63Guild
July 24, 2018 @ 11:40 am
Hes a lot of things but musical prodigy isn’t one of them. Yeah he had a nice niche, but ultimately got famous because it happened in a Walmart. Do you really think he would of gained the same appeal if the yodeling happened in a talent show oreven rodeo?
I miss Stevie Gaines
July 24, 2018 @ 1:33 pm
“with three non sequitur Bro Country orphans rescued from a Music Row dumpster by a night janitor” Oh shit that’s Great!!!
Dirt Road Derek
July 24, 2018 @ 1:42 pm
The poor decision making surrounding this kid is astonishing. They should’ve just stuck to recording covers until he was old enough to either begin writing on his own or at least be able to confidently choose for himself from the original songs presented to him.
Greed poisons everything.
Tyrone
July 26, 2018 @ 8:26 am
I agree 100%. And I hate it so much for the kid because he’s amazingly talented and deserves so much better.
albert
July 24, 2018 @ 2:11 pm
I wonder if this kid could yodel ABBA ?
People love ABBA .
TxMusic
July 24, 2018 @ 4:46 pm
I feel bad for this kid. I hope he has one sensible parent who’s putting the little money he’s making into a college fund but I doubt it. I just can’t find any humor in this.
King Honky Of Crackershire
July 24, 2018 @ 5:48 pm
Bless his heart. Just bless his pea picking heart.
Bob Loblaw
July 24, 2018 @ 9:09 pm
There is so much about him and this situation that reminds me of Leann Rimes. I hope he had better guidance and support than she did.
Peter
July 24, 2018 @ 11:18 pm
Ask Ol’ Wheeler Walker Jr for his take on this kid… His insta feed is hilarious!
Amanda
July 25, 2018 @ 10:42 am
Mason’s remakes of Lovesick Blues and I Saw the Light are quite solid. But Yo Da Lady Who? Are you fucking kidding me? Yo Da Lady Who? (facepalms)
Tyrone
July 26, 2018 @ 8:27 am
“Yo Da Lady Who” is what happens when you let out of touch corporate stooges take advantage of promising talent.