Florida Georgia Line’s Hall of Fame Exhibit Items Revealed

Congratulations are in order for the Bro-Country duo Florida Georgia Line as it was announced this week they will be receiving their own dedicated Country Music Hall of Fame exhibit come next year. Opening on January 21st, Florida Georgia Line: Mix It Up Strong will commemorate the duo’s incredible commercial success, along with featuring numerous pieces of memorabilia from the duo’s history.
Though fans will have to wait until January to see the exhibit themselves, Saving Country Music has been granted an EXCLUSIVE sneak preview of many of the pieces of memorabilia that will be on display celebrating the duo’s decade in service to Bro-Country.
Antares AVP-1 Auto-Tuner
Yes, the authentic Antares Auto-Tune AVP-1 rack-mount live vocal effects processor that the duo has used out on the road for years to process their horrifically out-of-tune braying into a somewhat believable and tolerable vocal signal for millions of fans.

Brian Kelly’s Dummy Microphone
As many devout Florida Georgia Line fans know, Brian Kelley (the Bevis-looking one) never really sings at all, and is mostly there as a prop to qualify the duo for country music’s “Vocal Duo of the Year” awards and other slotting opportunities not afforded to solo artists. So for many of the early years of touring, the stage crew gave Kelley this non-functioning dummy mic. They told him it was real of course so he wouldn’t get upset.

Tyler Hubbard’s Penis Pump
Tyler Hubbard (The Butt-Head looking one) apparently was self-conscious about his endowment, because he never left on tour without his penis pump he nicknamed “pumpy,” not to be mistaken with his favorite bong he called “puffy,” which Brian Kelley once did. Imagine Tyler’s shock when he walked onto the bus one day with Brian taking monster rips from Tyler Hubbard’s dick enlarger.

Brian Kelley’s $700 Fashion Ripped Jeans
Nothing screams “authenticity” quite like taking an average pair of denim jeans, paying sweat shop labor in Bangladesh to manufacture artificial rips in them like they’ve actually seen work, and then selling them to your fans for what they make in a week. This was the scheme behind Brian Kelly’s “Tribe Kelley” denim line. So now right beside the priceless guitar of Hank Williams, the original mandolin of Bill Monroe, the customized Pontiac of Webb Pierce designed by the world-famous Nudie Cohen on display in the vaunted halls of the Country Music Hall of Fame, you can also see a pair of Brian Kelley’s fake real jeans.
Oh, and don’t mess with his tepee.

The Legendary Axe Body Spray Arsenal
Florida Georgia Line has been on record saying they believe people should listen to music with their eyes, so why not their noses too? Even when they were laying stinkers on the stage, at least they smelled terrific, thanks to the duo’s legendary arsenal of “the douche for men,” Axe body spray, which was hauled around with them from town to town in a dedicated trailer.

December 10, 2021 @ 10:32 am
I take it thus is satire, wow when I read the title of the article, I was like what the hell? But then I started reading and I got the joke. Really needed this to give me a good laugh. Thanks trigger you made my day.
December 10, 2021 @ 10:52 am
Florida Georgia Line really is getting a display at the Country Music Hall of Fame though. I read that, was ready to compose a screed, but all I could do was laugh.
December 10, 2021 @ 11:37 am
Hell at least they are out there tryin and given it there best could you may be put together play list of all the commentators in the comments and there bands so we can here how great yall all are? The Florida Georgia lines are good Christian boys just haven fun n all theres enough glory to go around yall dont have to try to make a name for yalls selfs taken a swing at them thank you
December 10, 2021 @ 12:23 pm
Their music is almost as bad as your grammar….
December 10, 2021 @ 12:59 pm
I think that’s a stan parody. If it is, it’s brilliant and spot-on.
December 12, 2021 @ 6:51 am
Pretty funny. Though personally I like a lot of their stuff.
December 10, 2021 @ 3:33 pm
At first, I thought that part was a joke too, but looked it up. I was expecting to see Mr. Frankenfurter would be on hand for the grand opening of the display. I guess most good comedy comes from pain!
December 10, 2021 @ 10:36 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fuck those guys!
December 10, 2021 @ 10:38 am
Gold
December 10, 2021 @ 10:48 am
Good stuff
December 10, 2021 @ 10:50 am
Can’t wait till January!!
December 10, 2021 @ 10:57 am
This is a joke, right?
December 10, 2021 @ 11:02 am
yes
December 10, 2021 @ 11:01 am
hahaha, I was expecting a Rick roll but this is better.
December 10, 2021 @ 11:03 am
Phew!! I only read the Header….then I opened the article lol……got me ????????
December 10, 2021 @ 11:08 am
Classic Trig, just classic!!!
December 10, 2021 @ 11:14 am
This is exhibit A that Faron Young was prescient.
December 10, 2021 @ 11:39 am
It has been a decade since Cruise.
Time flies.
December 10, 2021 @ 12:08 pm
They actually are getting a display. Just not the awesome one Trig described.
December 10, 2021 @ 12:10 pm
Where is the douche?
December 11, 2021 @ 4:41 pm
Isn’t there two of them?
December 10, 2021 @ 12:28 pm
really enjoy the fact that “Penis Pump” is now an official category tag on this blog. can’t imagine what the next post that uses it will be about, but i look forward to reading it.
December 10, 2021 @ 12:44 pm
There getting a display? I thought the country hall of fame was only for country acts
December 10, 2021 @ 1:19 pm
These guys were the pre-race band for the Daytona 500 a couple of years ago and their music hurt my ears.
December 10, 2021 @ 2:05 pm
Let us all hope and pray that this exhibit is the closest these two clowns get to being in the Hall…
That said, as shitty as their music is, I much prefer it to the garbage that is boyfriend country.
December 10, 2021 @ 3:49 pm
I am not an FGL fan either, but working in the music industry is not an easy way to make a living. I have a bit of obligatory respect for anyone who can appeal to as many people as they have, and make such a good living doing it. I understand the principles of satire, but I have more respect for them as human beings than it appears Ole Trig does ????
December 10, 2021 @ 3:51 pm
Oh I’m just pulling their chains. If I saw them on the street, I’d shake their hands and congratulate them on their success.
December 10, 2021 @ 4:20 pm
Drove my truck to the swimmin’ hole,
Twelve beers in, twelve more to go
Sugar-shaker just poured into those jeans
Skinny-dippin’ in the moonlight
Know what I mean?
OK, just let me know when and where I can pick up my country Grammy, please.
December 10, 2021 @ 4:58 pm
What a disgrace.
Also, the fact that you put ‘penis pump’ in the Metadata is pure gold.
December 10, 2021 @ 5:04 pm
This is good because I read and scrolled to dummy microphone (penis pump wasn’t even visible yet) before I started to question it… commented first, now going back read it all.
Kudos Triggerman!
December 10, 2021 @ 5:07 pm
“…and is mostly there as a prop to qualify the duo for country music’s “Vocal Duo of the Year” awards and other slotting opportunities not afforded to solo artists.”
I am afraid this can be said for ‘most’ commercially successful duos. Brooks and Dunn and Sugarland come to mind.
This article was hilarious.
December 10, 2021 @ 5:48 pm
Also included: the million-dollar check their manager wrote to some radio bigwig to get their music on the radio; their technical rider, which requires the delivery of a case of White Claw for backstage “partying”; and scented face wipes for when they “deplane” before performing.
December 10, 2021 @ 6:20 pm
The fact checkers gonna label this soon, but anyway I knew it’s fake when I that penis pump is way too big.
December 10, 2021 @ 10:35 pm
Lol this is some SCM circa 2013 typa shit. Good stuff!!!
December 11, 2021 @ 8:38 am
Man, I thought you had achieved a literary pinnacle the other week, but this line is modern day genius.
“Yes, the authentic Antares Auto-Tune AVP-1 rack-mount live vocal effects processor that the duo has used out on the road for years to process their horrifically out-of-tune braying into a somewhat believable and tolerable vocal signal for millions of fans.”
December 11, 2021 @ 3:06 pm
I heard the FGL wing is brought to us by Manscape
December 11, 2021 @ 6:25 pm
Bo-Country in the second paragraph – is that a typo or a joke I didn’t get?
December 11, 2021 @ 9:18 pm
They pronounce it “ask” body spray.
December 12, 2021 @ 9:47 am
What cracks me up about country purists is how they’ll slam the sh** out of FGL (I’m no fan, BTW) but give a pass to the pop-sounds of Hardy, Walker Hayes, Carrie Underwood and even Kenny Chesney.
Imagine how boring the format would be if every single artist sounded like Chris Stapleton and Eric Church. Meh.
December 30, 2021 @ 8:56 am
I don’t know a single “purist” giving Walker Hayes a pass. As for Carrie Underwood I do agree with you there. I think she gets the most slack of any artist regardless of gender.
December 13, 2021 @ 1:44 pm
The best satire is always believable.
December 14, 2021 @ 6:36 pm
I don’t listen to Today’s Country. Some of the biggest stars are Luke, Carrie, Eric & Florida Georgia Line. On merit alone these guys could be worthy of a shot in the HOF in 25 years.
December 23, 2021 @ 2:02 pm
BKs broad brimmed hat belongs in the display I can’t decide whether he should use it for a toilet hat to catch urine samples or a sitz bath to shrink his hemorrhoids