Florida Georgia Line’s “New Truck” is The Worst Song Ever

Yes, the worst “song” ever. Full stop. It’s the musical equivalent of storming the barricades of The Grand Ole Opry, smashing through its ornate windows, barreling over it’s greeters and ushers, running willy-nilly through its hallowed halls and chambers, putting your feet up on Roy Acuff’s desk, pilfering the lectern of the great Eddie Stubbs, and standing inside the sacred circle at center stage itself, and declaring the tweedledum and tweedledee of Florida Georgia Line the next Grand Ole Opry members. It’s an insurrection, an impeachable offense, a high crime and misdemeanor, and should be permanently banned from the public consciousness post haste, lest it incite further violence upon the sanctified institutions of society.
You can palpably feel the IQ points fleeing your gray matter while in audience with this audio monstrosity. It is not scientifically possible to engineer a conflagration of audio signals that is more indolent, and damaging to the psyche and intellect than this abomination. You would swear it’s parody if you didn’t know any better. Free of hyperbole, one can legitimately argue there are songs that are carefully orchestrated and creatively composed by intelligent minds to mock modern pop country that don’t mock and illustrate pop country’s inequities as much as “New Truck” does entirely by accident.
It’s almost as if the conspirators behind “New Truck” sought to make the mother of all insults to anyone and everyone holding even a modicum of taste and conscience when it comes to music listening, and to spite those that admonish the shallowness and frequency of stupid country truck songs by making one so diabolical, it would result in lasting neurological trauma in the target audience by inspiring recurring episodes of catastrophic emotional distress every time the mere memory of this song was fleetingly accessed.
But “New Truck” goes well beyond simply being banal and insipid to an agonizing and unconscionable degree that one can only fairly label as cruel and unusual. It’s the rabid and naked obsequiousness to materialism and objectification that makes it so damaging and perilous in the hands of the pliable country music fan. Blake Shelton caught hell for singing how if he had love, he could get by on minimum wage in a song he hasn’t even released yet. Here the Beavis and Butthead of country music are tractor rapping about buying a new $80,000 truck at a time when many of their fans are chronically and tragically unemployed.
“New Truck” is so bad, you almost have to marvel at it’s endurance and capability to best all competition from the entirety of popular music, including previous and valiant champions drafted from the Florida Georgia Line catalog that we previously believed could never be bested on the field of battle. You almost want to slow clap after the conclusion of this song, stricken with awe by how “New Truck” somehow finds previously-uncharted depths of creative depravity to utterly define a new geological low in American popular culture in all of its most dubious incarnations.
This song is such an insult, they might as well have saved the production time, and simply recorded a short, audio missive telling us all to go fuck our mothers. Instead, they figured out how to fill 2 minutes and 22 seconds with the most vapid and repetitive mush-mouthed culturally-appropriating white boy pseudo rapping dreck punctuated by outright objectophilia that would not even be fit for wiping your dog’s diarrhea’d rear end with.
If you love your new truck so much Florida Georgia Line, why don’t you marry it?
The Elon Musk line is a little funny, though.
-0.5/10
January 11, 2021 @ 11:08 am
So Elon Musk was the only thing saving it from being a -1. LOL.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:10 am
I’ll take the antidote over the poison of FGL any day.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:11 am
It took 7 writers to create this nugget…sigh.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:20 am
I think this song is why Tesla stock dropped 40 points this morning…
January 11, 2021 @ 11:22 am
I just hope when radio stations get the song they at least shed a tear over the fact that they have to play the song every hour – I’m guessing by law because I’ve never understood why radio stations don’t just play every release but every hour.
It’s so so so bad. But it will probably be in top 10 in a few weeks while dozens of great songs have been released in recent weeks and won’t reach the top 10 at all or if they do it will be mid-2022.
January 11, 2021 @ 3:43 pm
If it gets an iHeart hourly airplay deal, you will be hearing the song every hour on iHeart-owned stations which will lead to it storming the radio chart with a high debut in its first week, and will then drop like a rock in its second week to start its chart trajectory like a normal record. Hopefully it never gets to the point where stations will be playing it in normal rotation once an hour. With the way the charts move these days, though, that means that if it doesn’t stiff, we’ll be stuck with it well into 2022.
January 11, 2021 @ 4:02 pm
Thankfully they haven’t indicated any intent to send this to radio (as of yet).
January 11, 2021 @ 11:24 am
I cant believe I got conned into listening to this almost all the way through just to here the lame line about Elon Musk.
January 12, 2021 @ 1:39 pm
same here
January 13, 2021 @ 10:07 pm
I couldn’t even understand what the hell they were saying. And I’m not going back to try to catch it again.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:26 am
This is 1000% engineered for Tik Tok.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:50 am
Good point. That might be the gambit here. Something has to explain how they purposely came up with something this bad.
January 12, 2021 @ 9:59 am
That was EXACTLY my thought. Hopefully it goes there and stays there, far from the ears of anyone old enough to be stricken deaf by this brain bullet.
January 13, 2021 @ 12:29 pm
You hit the head on the nail so hard it went through the plank. This is gunk tiktok-fuel.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:32 am
Trigger,
1) The bad news; you wrote about this, so it forced me to listen, in the same way a car wreck makes you look, but after a minute and a half I just couldn’t stand any more, and now disgusted with myself that I listened even that long. Some of the Ramones best songs clocked in at much shorter than that short burst of horror, which was the longest minute and a half of my life.
2) The good news; if not for this disposable boy-band “country” song, I wouldn’t have enjoyed reading your well-penned and hysterical diatribe against this piece of filth. Thanks, the laugh was much needed.
3) Back to the bad news; you wrote about this.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:39 am
Can we impeach these guys? I mean, the paperwork is easily obtainable at this moment. We would just have to Find and Replace a couple of names.
January 11, 2021 @ 11:59 am
Haha, nice one. You almost got me! Clearly this is a parody song, unfortunately it’s not even a very good one.
It sounds like the kind of thing that someone who enjoys florida gerogia line would think was funny.
This sounds like a kids bop version of kids bop song.
I would be more likely to believe this was the new David Brent single.
January 11, 2021 @ 12:02 pm
And yet somehow after reading this review I was still actually surprised at how bad the song actually is. Wow. Before listening to this I could not conceptualize music could be this bad.
January 11, 2021 @ 12:05 pm
Am I hearing things or is there actually a line that says “still got my blue truck, the one that I been had”? I can’t bring myself to listen to it again to see if that’s what they really said.
Seriously, how can anyone with the slightest bit of self respect sit in a studio and record something like this?
January 11, 2021 @ 12:17 pm
That’s what I keep thinking. I try to imagine myself going to a studio thinking “This song is so great! I can’t wait to record it!” Just…not…coming…
January 11, 2021 @ 12:08 pm
You know it’s bad cause they have turned off comments on the video on YouTube
January 11, 2021 @ 2:41 pm
Actually they didn’t turn it off. Song videos that say “ Auto-generated by YouTube” have their comments turned off starting somewhere between December 28-31st.
January 11, 2021 @ 12:14 pm
Yep I listened to it and I feel emotionally distressed and I’m not joking I’m genuinely feeling scared for no apparent reason.
January 11, 2021 @ 12:24 pm
I’ve generally liked fgl and was hoping they were going back in a better direction with “Long Live” but this song coming out at the same time as Morgan Wallen’s “Dangerous” album seems like their era is ending.
January 11, 2021 @ 12:37 pm
I couldn’t listen without laughing. It’s just so funny
January 11, 2021 @ 1:06 pm
I played it for my wife and I could not stop laughing. It’s so stupid, but will probably be a hit on social media. Who knows? Anyways my wife wasn’t as amused.
January 11, 2021 @ 1:11 pm
You almost want to slow clap after the conclusion of this song, stricken with awe by how “New Truck” somehow finds previously-uncharted depths of creative depravity to utterly define a new geological low in American popular culture in all of its most dubious incarnations.
That was good.
January 11, 2021 @ 1:35 pm
Trigger, you’re a Master in a land of fakers- another good job son!
January 11, 2021 @ 1:43 pm
All that comes to mind is, oh dear God. How you were capable of writing anything more is beyond me. But a funny read nonetheless.
January 11, 2021 @ 1:48 pm
I still have to give the worst song accolades to Toby Keith’s “Let’s Talk About Me” but this one’s pretty bad.
January 11, 2021 @ 1:55 pm
Get out of a relationship with a FGL fan just to find this new one is also a fan.
January 11, 2021 @ 2:26 pm
OOF! I feel for you buddy.
January 11, 2021 @ 2:54 pm
Hey they are hot enough that it’s worth tolerating their garbage for 3 minutes.
January 11, 2021 @ 10:15 pm
Pics?
January 13, 2021 @ 1:44 pm
https://i.ibb.co/L9wGQhC/Screenshot-20210113-154127-Gallery.jpg
February 24, 2021 @ 1:29 am
I absolutely disagree. Any pic or vid I’ve seen of them have me cringing. They look like they’re trying to be punk rock in a country scene and I hate it. I’m not even a huge country music fan and I find them insulting. This song showed up on a playlist and I actually laughed because I thought it was a parody song. They are so cringy.
January 11, 2021 @ 1:57 pm
I love the fact that while Morgan Wallen is literally blazing a new trail in the pop country sphere, Florida Georgia Line quietly release the worst song of their career. Any plans to talk about Dangerous?
January 11, 2021 @ 2:05 pm
It’s on the radar. Was a busy release week.
January 11, 2021 @ 3:05 pm
‘Preciate all ya do, sir????
January 11, 2021 @ 6:37 pm
Dangerous has quite a few good songs. Lots of Josh Thompson co-writes. Eric Church was one writer of the phenomenal closing track.
Fuck Florida Georgia Line.
January 11, 2021 @ 2:02 pm
Wow. ‘You Broke Up With Me’ has been dethroned.
January 11, 2021 @ 5:29 pm
Probably the only heap of garbage worse than this one (New Truck) is Walker Hayes’s “Face on My Money”. Awful, FGL. Just ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
January 11, 2021 @ 2:42 pm
Holy shit. Can we impeach these fools?
January 11, 2021 @ 2:43 pm
I keep waiting for them to release something close to “Dirt” (their best song I’ve heard) but I guess I’m asking for too much.
January 11, 2021 @ 3:21 pm
“Here the Beavis and Butthead of country music are tractor rapping about buying a new $80,000 truck at a time when many of their fans are chronically and tragically unemployed.”
Had me dying.
“New Truck” is impressively awful. Still not sure it takes the crown from “That’s My Kind of Night”, but it’s really, really close.
January 11, 2021 @ 5:18 pm
Hank, Do not EVER insult Beavis and Butthead by likening them to these morons. First off, Beavis and Butthead are way more entertaining. Second, they have much better taste in music than these buttwipes.
January 11, 2021 @ 9:31 pm
Haha, Trig’s words not mine!
I would gladly pay to see Mike Judge to do a series of B&B watching awful pop country music videos though. It would be too easy.
January 11, 2021 @ 3:33 pm
After listening to that, I can definitely say you ain’t country.
January 11, 2021 @ 4:02 pm
What’s a shoddy?
January 12, 2021 @ 3:02 pm
Definitely this from Urban Dictionary: “arises from an oddly named and still standing 18th century mill in the Town of Dewsbury in West Yorkshire, UK. Shoddy & Mungo Ltd.”
I should start charging for this.
January 13, 2021 @ 10:19 pm
I thought it was “shawty”.
January 11, 2021 @ 4:53 pm
This is undeniably horrible, but I still think Tim McGraw’s “Truck Yeah” is worse.
January 11, 2021 @ 5:09 pm
putting out shite like this IS an impeachable offense
January 11, 2021 @ 5:33 pm
They’re even getting hammered by fans on their Twitter.
January 11, 2021 @ 5:42 pm
I came back and listened to it a second time
Normally those dumb truck sexist red neck songs offend me
But this is just harmless and cluttered with way too much stuff going on
January 11, 2021 @ 6:09 pm
This is ear pornography.
January 12, 2021 @ 5:29 am
Like your ears have just been fisted?
January 11, 2021 @ 6:52 pm
The drum machine on this sounds like a sped up version of the one on “Old Town Road”… What do y’all think?
January 11, 2021 @ 6:59 pm
Who or WTF is shawty? An electric pickup? Let’s go cross country (in 5 days). I have no words for the “melody.” Trigger is correct. This bomb is the worst of all time. I’ll add all genre. FGL should never, ever grace the Opry stage. Who wrote this abomination?
January 12, 2021 @ 5:27 am
Well, you can tell by the context that it’s someone you’d want riding shotty.
January 11, 2021 @ 7:19 pm
49 seconds . I’m done .
If covid was a song , New Truck would be it .
Actually , even covid was smart enough to evolve into a new version of itself so that statement is kind of an insult to covid .
January 11, 2021 @ 7:28 pm
Your single greatest review ever.
Being able to mention politics, incest, and a dog’s bodily functions in one review deserves an award.
January 11, 2021 @ 8:20 pm
I made it all the way to 0:15.
My first thought was “this is from The Wiggles.”
January 12, 2021 @ 3:11 pm
Hell, even “Fruit Salad” and “Hot Potato” had more depth than this…thing.
January 12, 2021 @ 8:34 pm
I stand corrected.
January 11, 2021 @ 10:13 pm
I’m speechless, this song gave me a TIA! The truck manufacturer’s mentioned should sue. But the pointy styling I’d the Tesla Truck certainly matches the points on their heads….
January 11, 2021 @ 11:47 pm
Bless everyones little heart who thought that this shit wouldn’t keep coming, and wouldn’t keep getting worse by the year.
January 16, 2021 @ 4:56 pm
Someone thought they’d learned their lesson?
January 12, 2021 @ 5:10 am
Trigger, I think you are going about this all wrong.
I think you need to pull the old “UNO Reverse Card” and rant about how this is the greatest country music song ever. Just go on about every little detail of how you think this ranks along with Waylon and George’s greatest works. This way, when Mr. Hubbard and Mr. Kelley see the article, they will decide to go in a different direction and maybe start to make some decent music.
I don’t know. I guess I am grasping at straws here.
January 12, 2021 @ 5:41 am
The sonics of this are like they buried their truck at the beach, and its sound system is succumbing, trapped under the waves of high tide.
January 12, 2021 @ 5:58 am
The musicianship and production values bring to mind the songs that Ross performed on that episode of Friends.
January 12, 2021 @ 6:19 am
A doubling down for the ages.
January 12, 2021 @ 6:49 am
Makes me wanna paint the headliner of my old truck.
January 12, 2021 @ 7:41 am
Can’t be…
It’s their best effort ever.
January 12, 2021 @ 8:08 am
Sounds like “music” Elaine, from Seinfeld, might dance to at the office party.
January 12, 2021 @ 8:46 am
I must confess I thought this would just be another attack on FGL which I don’t always agree with. I liked some of the earlier music but thought their last album was really poor. But this track is truly awful. It can’t be a hit, can it?! I could not listen to it to the end. I agree with your assessment. Is this a sign they they just want end FGL and can no longer work together?
April 1, 2021 @ 7:43 pm
We should be so lucky.
January 12, 2021 @ 10:38 am
Why is this crap even recorded? Did somebody sitting around a dark room in a drunken stupor say “Hey, This sounds cool” or what???
Try This if you want to hear real country music.
https://www.facebook.com/LecretiaAnnMusic/posts/1601044790103690
January 12, 2021 @ 11:13 am
Were I the litigious sort, I’d sue you for writing a review so insightful and biting that it tempted me to listen to the song, which I did, therefore depriving me of a valuable 2 minutes and 20 seconds of my life.
My lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is not returning my calls, though. It seems he is busy with other cases.
January 12, 2021 @ 12:39 pm
There’s actually someone in the background yelling the ‘yup’, ‘yeah’, and ‘skrrt’; which brings me to the SNL skit about kids performing hip-hop that have absolutely no knowledge and respect for the founding of that genre, while getting billions of views for yelling yeet and skrrt. Now I’m not a hip hop fan, but when I saw that, it definitely applies to the country music genre as well. Pretty funny stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sxRAeh8f7w
January 12, 2021 @ 4:50 pm
That was funny and to the point, thanks.
January 12, 2021 @ 1:04 pm
Saying a FGL song is the worst ever is like saying I just took the least smelly crap ever…..
January 12, 2021 @ 1:09 pm
I always pictured these guys driving lowered Jettas.
January 12, 2021 @ 4:58 pm
Great. There goes Dry January. Have to wash that one away. Thanks, Trigger.
January 12, 2021 @ 5:48 pm
The entertainment value of this rant makes me glad they released this song I’ll never listen to.
January 12, 2021 @ 7:29 pm
I am going to take a shot at identifying Trigger’s NOT top 10 “country” artists. I was looking for some snark today and I got it.
1) FGL
2) Luke Bryan
3) Kane Brown
4) Keith Urban
5) Jason Aldean
6) Dustin Lynch
7) Maren Morris (bad country needs female representation too)
8) Blake Shelton
9) Thomas Rhett
10) Any boyfriend country not mentioned but all kind of runs together (Jordan Davis, Dan & Shay, Russell Dickerson, etc.)
January 12, 2021 @ 9:01 pm
Ha! Pretty darn close. Though I would put Sam Hunt in there, probably move Keith Urban up thanks to his recent output, and Luke Bryan down.
All that said, I actually do try to keep an open mind, and call ’em like I see ’em, regardless of how I’ve felt about an artist in the past.
January 13, 2021 @ 8:07 pm
Totally forgot about Sam Hunt. No wonder yesterday was a good day.
January 13, 2021 @ 8:41 am
what about that other song “talking god, drinking beer, amen.” they sand it with russell dickerson and chase rice. i was embarrassed for them when i heard that song
January 13, 2021 @ 9:33 am
The only thing better than being turned on to great music is when trig launches into a hilarious tirade against a deserving perpetrator. Well played.
January 13, 2021 @ 10:43 am
Read the article, listened to the monstrosity, then the antidote 20 minutes ago, and am still in pain from laughter…
…I GOT TRUCK NUTS!!!
January 13, 2021 @ 11:29 am
So did he get a Tesla cyber-truck?
January 13, 2021 @ 1:57 pm
I am surprised!!! 86 comments in and we have not had one single wine mom yet!! Hoping this trend continues, but I know it is bound to happen, so I have the over/under at 95 comments in.
January 13, 2021 @ 5:42 pm
There’s a lot of Florida Georgia Line fans who think this isn’t their finest hour.
January 13, 2021 @ 5:20 pm
This is what happens when white people listen to Hip Hop. Leave that shit in the hood where it belongs.
January 15, 2021 @ 9:00 am
This is an obvious ripoff of the way more successful (and sincere) “My Truck” by Breland. Obviously manufactured to inspire lame challenges on TikTok and whatever other mindless entertainment country has little to do with.
January 16, 2021 @ 2:21 pm
An earlier comment hit on this. This is the 100% truth, nothing more than a demographics target marketing experiment. And I am sure tiktok had a hand in producing it as well.
January 15, 2021 @ 7:16 pm
LMAO! I listened to part of the song, never heard it before . . . gawd . . . what a gag . . . there used to be some superb songwriters writing country music . . . and some superb singers singing it . . . compare this chickenshit with say, Ray Price, City Lights . . . but, hell, the comments above kept me laffing so hard it took half an hour to read ’em all, so, glad they made it! Laffs are good.
January 15, 2021 @ 7:17 pm
Although, gotta say, the Worst Song Ever Competition is pretty stiff.
January 16, 2021 @ 5:59 pm
I have mixed emotions after hearing this. I don`t know whether to laugh or cry…
January 16, 2021 @ 6:03 pm
I have mixed emotions over this song. I don`t know whether to laugh or cry..
January 17, 2021 @ 2:45 pm
It’s like toy music, like you’d hear after pulling the string on a Speak & Spell. I’m more interested in the sequel, “My New Truck Just Got Towed Out Of A Ditch And I Got Another DUI” which is a way, way more “country” title.
January 20, 2021 @ 9:07 pm
If you are entertained by terrible songs this definitely has some choice moments. Did he say something about a “cowboy drip”? It was before the “holster on my hip” line which is also fantastic! I think I like this kind of garbage better than something that might rate a 4 or 5. Still think “Way Down” is my favorite trash song of late though.
January 25, 2021 @ 6:07 pm
Thank God I haven’t heard FGL’s new song! I don’t wanna rot my brain listening to those jerkoffs singing about having sex with their pickup, or anything like that. Also, is this how FGL gets their sick kicks?! And do they think this is funny?! Well, this ain’t no joke, FGL.. You’ve become the laughing stock of the world, and you always have been.
February 5, 2021 @ 7:34 pm
I have listened to this song and watched the video a few times when i want to have a good laugh. Be carefull,its so bad that it can stick in your head. Its a joke song and not to be taken seriously.
February 9, 2021 @ 1:06 am
Love the rants. “Shawty wanna ride shotty when I roll by (yup). I got a new truck. Shawty, get up out the way (Oh yeah)”
I thought people stopped saying “shawty” in, like, 1999. You know, the “Raise the Roof” Master P era and “it’s the BOMB diggity” era.
February 9, 2021 @ 1:23 am
My first reaction to this song was similar to triggers. But the video is very funny so i have been watching it for a laugh and now i can`t get this damn song out of my head…
February 9, 2021 @ 6:16 am
Bill, I sure hope you don’t mean “funny” in a good way. If not, I salute you for, like Trigger, watching it so we don’t have to.
April 24, 2021 @ 12:39 am
Just read your reply Mike. I was joking,its shockingly bad.. I agree with Trigger
February 15, 2021 @ 9:47 pm
I don’t know who wrote this article but whoever it is needs to calm down. FGL is one of the best country groups out there right now with 15 number one songs. Sure, this isn’t their best song, but it’s definitely not the “worst ‘song’ ever” or an “audio monstrosity” that is “inspiring recurring episodes of catastrophic emotional distress”. That is just insane. I’m a hard core country fan but I also like to branch out my style. This is a funny upbeat song that makes you feel good which everybody needs right now. It’s not supposed to be taken seriously but you guys are putting it even below that. Chill out guys.
April 1, 2021 @ 7:56 pm
“One of the best country groups out there”? Methinks you need to “branch out your style” a little bit more than what’s on the radio.
And 15 number one songs doesn’t mean they’re good. McDonald’s may sell more hamburgers than Bagger Dave’s but that doesn’t make their burgers of better quality than Bagger Dave’s.
That said, this song is probably harmless unless it becomes a radio single.
April 23, 2021 @ 6:20 pm
Aaaaaaaannnnd DING DING DING DING!!! We have a WINNER!!! We have an FGL stan comment 110 comments in. And it wasn’t even from a wine mom!!!
For those who picked the “over” on my line, congratulations. You get the deep satisfaction of knowing you were right.
But Josh A, rest assured no one takes these two buffoons seriously!!
April 23, 2021 @ 8:06 pm
We can agree to disagree. Everybody has their own style of music that they like. Everybody has their own opinion and no one can change that, we disagree but that’s that
April 24, 2021 @ 5:46 am
“We can agree to disagree…” or in other words, “My arguments can’t stand up to scrutiny.”
I do find it funny that in your comment, you said, “This shouldn’t be taken seriously.” I actually agreed with you and said that no one takes them seriously, and you take issue with that. So what is it? They’re supposed to be taken seriously, or not? Make up your mind.
April 24, 2021 @ 9:43 am
Actually that’s not what “agree to disagree” means. If you knew what an opinion was you’d understand it. I’m stating my opinion and you’re stating yours. Also, I said that the song shouldn’t be taken seriously, not the band. And I stand by that. The song is not a serious song, but the band does put out other good songs that are serious and meaningful.
June 2, 2021 @ 9:26 pm
Have you ever seen these two in concert. It’s no wonder concerts cost what they do. They have become such over the top spectacles you really can’t tell whether they have any talent or not. These two remind me of stormy Daniels on pornhub. All that’s missing is the stopwatch
June 6, 2021 @ 11:39 am
these look a like sound a like bro country acts are the equivalent of a girl scout multifunction knife. its got one handle and about ten pop out tools most of which are useless.
July 19, 2021 @ 4:05 pm
i laugh when i hear these talentless hacks talk about evolving country music. country music was influenced by other genres in a good way long before these two clowns decided to take credit for it. we dont all live on family farms anymore where the only music we have access to is some cowboy band at a carnival. we have unprecedented access to all types of music through the internet and were the better for it. or we were until this two bastardized it. i was writing and playing country hybrid music before they were ever born.
August 1, 2021 @ 10:32 pm
I must admit the production on talk you out of it is catchy. Just listen to the lyrics and they’re astonishingly amateurish. It’s like using a new Mercedes to plow snow.
August 20, 2021 @ 7:53 pm
Is it my imagination or does Tyler Hubbard look like the affluenza teen?
December 21, 2021 @ 9:28 pm
That silly hat BK wears looks like the ones we nurses used to put in the toilet bowl to catch urine samples
December 22, 2021 @ 8:52 pm
A human sitz bath guaranteed to soak your hemorrhoids
August 21, 2021 @ 10:34 am
K so I’m aware this is an old thread, however I just stumbled across two new songs that are worth facepalming over. First is Dylan Scott’s “New Truck”, and second is Tim McGraw’s “7500 OBO”. Two brand new songs with not a songwriter in common that are thematically carbon copy’s of one another. Felt I could post this rant here as it fits into the “Hard on for my Truck” theme that is inevitably going to sweep commercial country in the next 6 months.
December 21, 2021 @ 8:38 pm
What’s with BK and.the silly hats? Is he trying to start a celebrity clothing line? His hat looks like the ones we nurses used to put in the toilet bowl to catch urine samples
December 28, 2021 @ 11:10 pm
Are these two as tired of each other as we are of them? They don’t even make the pretense of listenable music anymore. This sounds like an exercise in contract fulfillment