Gary Levox Exploiting Caylee Anthony w/ New Song?
I tell you, you people make me sick! How dare you accuse the doughy, huggable Gary LeVox of Rascal Flatts, so elegantly crowned as he is with exquisitely-manicured frosted tips like a Chantilly porcupine, of exploiting the poor Caylee Anthony with his new tear-jerking tribute called “She’s Going Places”.
I don’t know about y’all but I think this song is awesome! Did you ever stop and think for a second that Gary might actually care about Caylee? And oh my God her mom is a total bitch slut that is totally going to be free in a few days, and is probably going to do porn or something when she gets out! I mean this thing is a tragedy people, wake up!
It’s even Gary’s birthday today! I’d like to think of each little hair spike as a sparkly birthday candle celebrating his 40 glorious years of keeping docile, milktoast music alive!
I don’t care what anybody else thinks, I think this song is beautiful, and really channels the best of 80’s tribute sap. I hope Gary gets together with Boy George, Cyndi Lauper, and Mr. T and makes a super awesome video for this song! For Caylee of course! And the rest of us tabloid-consuming sheep with misguided priorities and an obsession with manufactured drama and media drivel.
Or maybe he could collaborate with the Johnson Creek Stranglers. I really like this song !!!
July 10, 2011 @ 12:38 pm
You mean Rascall Flatts isn’t a legit country act? They’re actually soulless bottom-feeders who just wanna make a buck by raping the artistry of musicians past? Say it ain’t so!!!!
July 10, 2011 @ 12:40 pm
Man I love pianos.
July 10, 2011 @ 12:51 pm
How dare you even give this guy press. I have hated this band from day one. I could easily cause great harm to these guys. Remember that hershey’s commercial they did and the bus broke down on a deserted highway… i dream of this happening and i come across this douche. Suicidal crash and smash for the team guys i would i swear.
July 18, 2011 @ 11:02 pm
I fucking hate RF and would turn change the channel when I saw that stupid Hershey’s commercial.
Soapbox about the commercial: it irritated me to no end that the bus had a flat and the roadies were schlepping out the tire and “LeVox” (not his real name) and buds were sitting on their fat asses making fucking s’mores around a FUCKING CAMPFIRE!!
I still don’t want to buy Hershey’s anything.
On to RF: I have lost any iota of respect I may have had for whatever talent they possess with this latest stunt. It’s disgusting and unconscionable to exploit the murder of a baby to make a buck…no matter how it is disguised (yes, I’m grouping Fox News, ABC, HLN, Nancy Grace, etc. in this elite crowd). This is a prime example of a very poor PR choice made by this overgrown boy-band.
Rascal Fats…please go away.
July 10, 2011 @ 1:13 pm
WTF? This song makes no sense….. fuck rascal flatts… this is ridiculous… I am sick over this tragedy and this song makes me wanna vomit!!! What is wrong with people????????
July 10, 2011 @ 2:09 pm
I don’t think I will listen to it. I don’t want to be one of the numbers that shows how many ‘hits’ it got on youtube…That would just encourage Rascal Fags to make more of this shit.
July 10, 2011 @ 2:42 pm
Worst band EVER of any genre.
July 10, 2011 @ 2:59 pm
What, exactly, is a Chantilly porcupine? I agree with Nikki. And I really hope Mr.LeVox is donating a huge portion to the child abuse charity of his choice.
July 10, 2011 @ 3:04 pm
Thank you for the mention of the Johnson Creek Stranglers and FUCK pop country! Glad ya dig our tunes!
July 10, 2011 @ 5:02 pm
He is just pandering to the same mindless morons who have spent the last 6 weeks glued to their TV watching the trial. These sheeple are the target audience for CNN and Nashville.
July 10, 2011 @ 5:03 pm
One more thing the song should definitely have included backing vocals by Nancy Grace.
July 11, 2011 @ 7:45 pm
If you play it backwards you can hear Nancy chant “The devil dances on her grave” over and over. It actually sounds better than playing it forward
July 12, 2011 @ 8:15 pm
From what I saw, Nancy Grace seemed geniunely disgusted by this needless tragedy.
July 10, 2011 @ 5:21 pm
i think he done a very inspiring song for CAYLEE you
July 10, 2011 @ 5:30 pm
Not a bad song at all…most times I fly right by this type of pap. This time…well… it got a little dusty in here.
July 10, 2011 @ 6:56 pm
Even if he gives every dime to a child abuse fund… If there is a God, Gary LeVox is goin’ to hell for this abortion.
July 11, 2011 @ 6:08 am
As far as I’m concerned Rascal Flatts is an Adult Contemporary band. I heard them say once that when they were starting out their goal was to be the new Chicago. In that light, they’ve been pretty successful. They don’t pretend to be a hardcore country act. So, in spite of their sappy music, they really don’t bother me that much.
July 11, 2011 @ 1:18 pm
You want to see something really disgusting? Check this out:
http://tasteofcountry.com/country-fans-caylee-anthony-song/
I started to read this and I felt the bile rising in my throat and had to quit reading. The only way I could justify this horrible piece of trash would be IF: Every penny of profit of this obscenity went to a child abuse fund as was mentioned above. Or, better yet, charge people $1.00 to watch the video, $1.00 to listen to an MP3, $2.00 or $3.00 to download it digitally, and give all the proceeds to charity, all of it. If that’s already being done,(which I doubt) then I’ll stop my ranting and apologize (but I’ll always hate Rascal Flats, nonetheless!)
July 11, 2011 @ 6:05 pm
Yeah I really don’t think it matters if profits go to benefit any sort of charity because this queer-mo is still benefiting in the long run from a cheese-dick song, sold to the soul-less.
July 12, 2011 @ 6:44 pm
Three snaps in a Z formation for all the hyphens!
July 11, 2011 @ 11:10 pm
I have been waiting to bitch about these fuck ups for awhile and I figure this is the chance. But These fuckers put on the worst show that I ever saw in my life. I am proud to say that I didnt pay to see them. I was bouncing at the show and they just sucked from the minute that they stepped up. The O Brother soundtrack had just hit big and they tried and butchered ‘man of constant sorrow’ then they tried and butchered ‘slow ride’ not to mention the rest of the schmaltzy crap they tried to sell. I have seen many many shows. Everybody from Micheal W Smith to Gwar and I can honestly say that these no talent hacks were the worst. I dont know about this song but even with out hearing it I can say ‘fuck these fuckers and thier fucking frosted tips’.
July 12, 2011 @ 1:58 pm
This is awful, but are you insinuating that Gary is singing this? He isn’t the only one to blame in this fucked up song.
It sounds like a SNL parody.
What a fucking gross song.
July 12, 2011 @ 6:03 pm
Its exactly what our song insert the tragedy here is about POP country Blood Suckers
Hope we see yall soon on the road somewhere Rascall Flats so so we can give ya a real life tragedy that you yourself experienced too write about …go dye yer hair sell out fucks
Johnny Outlaw
Of the Johnson Creek Stranglers
July 12, 2011 @ 6:11 pm
Yeah I wish he would collaborate with us he might get his hair flattened from the back of a Cheap Epiphone though
July 12, 2011 @ 6:12 pm
I didn’t know who Caylee Anthony was, but I googled it. Seriously, is Gazza donating profits from this song to a charity?! If he’s not, well shame on him, his record co and everybody else involved in it.
As for that Johnson Creek Stranglers video. Was the chicken actually doing the lead vocals? That’s awesome. He was busting some awesome moves too. I’m a little concerned if that was him singing though as he appeared to also be squirting out an egg. Hermaphrodite or transgender hen maybe?
July 14, 2011 @ 5:42 am
Wow When I was reading this I was like damn, is this guy really supporting this, then my tiny little southern brain kicked in and I was all “OHHHHH its a joke.” Yeah this music is bad, In my mind its almost as bad as the murder. It was a sad terrible thing it that happened, and now he is gonna profit and exploit this act of barbarism.
July 15, 2011 @ 9:49 pm
Rascall flatts are straight up pussies. The fact that they sang with justin bieber should tell you why i HATE this band.
July 18, 2011 @ 8:15 pm
So freakin’ sick of damned yankees using and abusing the COUNTRY LABEL! My complete last album is all about this BS crap and all the whiners who ain’t Country by a hundred miles. “Defending My Country” The Most Unwanted Outlaw In Nashville Tennessee!
This band of girlie men are nothing short of Nashville Music Row Whores!!!!!!
July 21, 2011 @ 6:36 am
Wow, you guys are so blinded by hate for a particular band that you can’t look past the band itself and see that they are indeed trying to make the world a better place. 100% of the proceeds, yes I said 100% will go to protect.org which is a charity founded to help protect children from neglect in their own homes. Do some research before you start trash talking on people. You are a bunch of inconsiderate, heartless a$$holes if you ask me.
July 21, 2011 @ 11:51 am
Well, they have to do that, don’t they? If they were to overtly make a cash profit on this, even the pop country crowd might find that distasteful. This gives them cover. Call me a cynic, but by releasing this cookie cutter, sickenly schmaltzy song right after the tragedy, they do maximize their publicity.
July 21, 2011 @ 12:22 pm
Edit: Replace “after the tragedy” above with “after the trial.”
July 21, 2011 @ 12:08 pm
Haven’t these douche bags made enough coin from their act thus far to donate something to that charity quietly rather than capitalize on it through this publicity stunt?
July 23, 2011 @ 11:49 am
HOWDARE YOU SAY THIS ABOUT MY KIDS
ARE YOU FOLKS CHRISTIANS?
HE WHO DOES NOT KNOW GOD SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
THEY ARE TELLING POPLE SHE HAD TO GO AND NOW SHE IS WITH THE
GRACE OF GOD , HAVE YOU EVER LOST A CHILD? THESE KIDS WORK WITH
VANDERBUILT CHILDRENS HOSPITAL IN TENN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? LOOK IT UP FOLKS, THEY ARE NOT EXPLOTING A DEAD CHILD,
LOST OF PEOPLE LOOSE CHILDREN TODAY FOR UNEXPLAIED REASONS
THIS IS REASURING TO PEOPEL WHO DO.
STOP AND THINK BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR KEYBOARD.
THANK YOU
July 23, 2011 @ 2:37 pm
God will reward you for things you do in private. Vanity and selfpromotion are a source of contention, Carroll, whether you like it or not. Yes, I love the Lord, and I feel pain that Caylee has died in vain. What else would you like to know? There doesn’t need to be a song written for everything either. If Gary Levox feels that strongly about what has happened then he doesn’t have to use a tragedy to promote his career. He can donate his POP country money and not need a pat on the back about it and that’s the way I feel about it, right or wrong.
July 25, 2011 @ 11:19 am
So why did he wait until coverage of Caylee was at its peak? Didn’t he feel bad 3years ago when it happened? Didn’t he feel the pain then? Didn’t he want to put folks at ease that she and many other lost children are in the grace of God?
Fact is he let it fly when it made sense form a marketing standpoint. They can do all they want with chairities, but this was a poor decision.
July 25, 2011 @ 1:47 pm
Ok, Ok , we get your point. You don’t have to SHOUT!
July 25, 2011 @ 7:52 pm
What?