Song Review – Keith Urban’s “Female”
In a time in history when American life seems to be constantly see sawing from one calamity to another, it’s a difficult line celebrity entertainers and musicians are tasked to walk between expressing sympathy for situations, yet not appearing to be opportunistic and trying to piggy back off of current events to help push their brand or public standing. For whatever reason, celebrities are almost obligated to address a tragedy, yet the automation of it sometimes feels almost as cold as saying or doing nothing, or somehow attempting to point the spotlight of a tragedy onto yourself, even if the short term aim is to raise awareness or money for charity.
Keith Urban decided in the aftermath of the revelations about Hollywood producer and financier Harvey Weinstein’s decades of alleged sexual assault to release a single called “Female,” which he recently debuted live at the 2017 CMA Awards. Though the message, and maybe the intent behind the effort is honorable, “Female” is just flat wrong on so many levels.
“Female” is like the Scott Baio After School Special version of an empowerment anthem, cast in strict adult contemporary tones, proffered as country pop. Though it tries its hand at social balladry, “Female” is burdened by the lack of story, and the incessant listing of things that when boiled down, was the same inherent flaw that made Bro-Country so nauseating and unfulfilling in its era. This shouldn’t surprise anyone after seeing the cadre of songwriters—Shane McAnally and Ross Copperman, which are like a dream team of terrible modern country producer/songwriter personalities, and Nicolle Galyon. This isn’t an inspired effort captured on tape, it’s just the latest machination of the industry.
Instead of mainstream country parading Keith Urban out there to sing about the empowerment of “females,” how about the industry actually empower and activate some of its female artists who’ve been summarily pushed aside, and give them an equal opportunity to earn radio time and other things they seem to be systematically excluded from? I don’t need Keith Urban out there with his mawkish ode to tell me how hard it is to be a woman, I need more women out there within earshot singing from their own perspectives, especially when they pretty regularly are more intelligent and uplifting than what their male counterparts are offering.
And besides, anyone boned up on the accepted nomenclature among the empowerment movement should at least be aware that the term “female” itself can be demeaning when employed in certain circumstances, like I don’t know, an opportunistic and ill-advised song from a super rich 50-something Australian man who seems to think he’s somehow experienced enough to speak with authority on the plight of the modern marginalized woman.
I get it, Urban is married to a Hollywood celebrity that may have interfaced with this Weinstein business directly and he’s the father of girls, and it’s not that men should be disqualified from singing about how hard it is to be a woman in total. Perhaps it should even be encouraged, but only if it really touches at the heart of the matter. Go listen to Bill Monroe’s “True Life Blues.” That’s the song “Female” tries to be, but utterly fails at.
I don’t want to dog the intent here, because it’s good that artists want to express their feeling about the news stories roiling the consciousness these days, and it’s their place to try and put those emotions to music. It’s just the execution here was all wrong. Keith Urban should stick to singing to females, instead of trying to sing about them.
I miss Stevie Gaines
November 13, 2017 @ 9:02 am
I made it to the 0:12 mark…
Benny Lee
November 13, 2017 @ 10:33 am
0:07!
I thought this guy was a fantastic guitar player…
sophie
November 14, 2017 @ 8:26 am
Agreed, Benny. That said, is he becoming the Danielle Steele of country music..? Just fluff, and bad fluff at that.
Nicolet
November 13, 2017 @ 7:09 pm
0:19 I win!
JK that makes me the loser here.
Per Tore Gresseth
November 14, 2017 @ 1:28 am
0:16 here.. Keith Urban does actually have something in him, he just somehow decides to not show it, which is kind of sad.
Will
November 13, 2017 @ 9:03 am
I preferred this song when it was called “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks.
Gena R.
November 13, 2017 @ 9:34 am
That’s exactly what the chorus reminded me of! 😀
Joe Doran
November 13, 2017 @ 10:55 am
Heheh.
I preferred this song when it didn’t exist.
Gina
November 13, 2017 @ 9:07 am
Yeah, he probably meant well, but it’s so bad it’s funny. I’d rather hear Chris Stapleton write a song about his wife or just anything.
Melissa
November 13, 2017 @ 9:24 am
“Instead of mainstream country parading Keith Urban out there to sing about the empowerment of “females,” how about the industry actually empower and activate some of it’s female artists who’ve been summarily pushed aside, and give them an equal opportunity to earn radio time and other things they seem to be systematically excluded from?”
Preach. I don’t want to hear men singing about women, at least not until there are actual women on country radio besides pop princesses with a mild twang. Margo Price, Sunny Sweeney, Lee Ann Womack (I could go on) deserve to be heard.
Stephanie
November 13, 2017 @ 12:20 pm
While doing better by women would be a much more welcome show of solidarity, I do think it’s important that some of the conversation come from men. Because the people who need to hear it most won’t be listening otherwise.
Clint
November 13, 2017 @ 9:27 am
Female the word is demeaning? I dont even know how to use the English language anymore.
Cody
November 13, 2017 @ 9:34 am
Have to be Politically Correct these days
Gina
November 13, 2017 @ 9:36 am
Not at all. I have no problem with the title. It’s just a bad song.
Stephanie
November 13, 2017 @ 10:27 am
I’ve seen this sentiment a fair amount (issues with certain uses of the word “females”,) and honestly, I think it’s so silly. We’ve got honest to God problems, and gripes like this get in the way.
CountryCharm
November 13, 2017 @ 11:33 am
It’s evolved to be demeaning. It’s a favorite word of online misogynist and Pick Up Artist adherents who blame all ‘females’ for being dumb sluts because they can’t get women to date them. A woman is an actual human being while female is a descriptive of species like female dog.
Trigger
November 13, 2017 @ 12:09 pm
I don’t think the term “female” is always demeaning, or even considered always demeaning by feminists. However, if you’re going to make a song that you want to resonate about “empowerment,” you have to know the trends, and what people are talking about. Calling a song “Female” isn’t just pandering, to some (including some who you want the song to appeal to), it is taken like a shot across the bow.
Clint
November 13, 2017 @ 12:14 pm
Seriously had no idea. I don’t know if Keith did either. Just another reason the song was a bad idea I guess.
BetsyG
November 13, 2017 @ 4:13 pm
Here’s why simply referring to women as “female” is problematic: “Female” is a term that can be applied to any species, not just humans. “Woman” refers specifically to human females. When referring to women as only “females,” one is in effect de-humanizing them. It is frequently used as a pejorative by MRAs and patriarchal or misogynistic individuals. Further, we don’t typically refer to men as “males” in conversation — they are consistently called “men” and referring to them as “males” is strange (and I think that doing so would be problematic, too). Female as a modifier (ie. female musician) is usually considered acceptable.
Hank
November 13, 2017 @ 9:37 am
How many songs does Keith sing that has a chorus of just listing off things?
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 9:39 am
10 out of 10 for you Trigger .
Last night I heard Cop Car ….a Godawful song to begin with ….forgettable …..but hearing it by a 50 year old guy just made it absurd . Kinda like the cryptic lyric to ” Female ” .There’s absolutely no emotion on this track and thus , no polint to it .
Oh ….and Urban needs shoes and a haircut .He’s not on a construction crew with those steel toes …he’s playing a guitar .
The Ghost of Buckshot Jones
November 13, 2017 @ 12:47 pm
You can’t really blame Keith for “Cop Car”, That’s a Sam Hunt joint right there.
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 4:38 pm
yeah ….but what if I just wanna blame keith ?….that’s ok isn’t it ? I mean …he could have sung a REAL song but chose that one ….right ?
MH
November 13, 2017 @ 9:40 am
This is the equivalent of Toby Keith riding the patriotic coattails with “Courtesy of the Red White and Blue.”
McAnally & Copperman need to die in a fire.
Cindy
November 13, 2017 @ 11:20 am
Your death wish went a bit far huh?
MH
November 13, 2017 @ 12:35 pm
Not really.
My death wish is NOTHING compared to how those two are killing mainstream country music.
New Country Fan
November 14, 2017 @ 5:26 am
I don’t like that female song at all but I do like Keith. Blue aint your color is so well song by him. Colbert is always brilliant. So good. As far as McAnally didn’t he co write “Vice” with Miranda and some others? Meaning he wrote it but she had to have some credit. The only OK song in an otherwise just awful , overrated double album. Actually Copper man has some good songs too. I just hate how some of these country music artists like Miranda claim to be songwriters yet the only few decent and popular songs they ever had are really written mostly by other Nashville songwriters yet they take the credit.
New Country Fan
November 14, 2017 @ 5:27 am
Well sung by Keith. Not song.
RWP
November 13, 2017 @ 9:50 am
Colbert took this on a couple of nights ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW81K-MKy4w
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 10:25 am
Dead on ….some very clever writing and completely on point…..and I’m not really a Colbert fan .
Christian H
November 13, 2017 @ 10:30 pm
“It’s the first song ever written by dumping out a bin full of inspirational throw pillows.” That is funny…and Colbert pretty much nails the “random list as song lyric” trend fiasco…
Travis
November 13, 2017 @ 10:04 am
Keith Urban wants to change that Nashville Sound.
Amanda
November 13, 2017 @ 10:29 am
Honestly, the verses are quite well-written, but the chorus is a jumbled mess. And what the hell is that background sound? (Don’t judge) but this isn’t the worst thing in the world. But it’s far from the best. Average is kinda more like it. At least it isn’t Body Like a Back Road or You Broke Up With Me.
Stephanie
November 13, 2017 @ 10:29 am
My first reaction to this song was pretty much all negative. Bad song, pandering, not actually saying anything worthwhile, etc etc. But after a little thought, I will say that I kind of appreciate the effort at least. I’d just as soon it didn’t exist, but since it does, I have small amount of appreciation for the intention/sentiment.
Completely agree that ACTUALLY doing things to support and advance women would be so much more worthwhile.
Joseph
November 13, 2017 @ 10:46 am
Keith has done more than most men in country music to support women. If you look at his twitter feed and performances he always is giving them a shout out. I think that is worth mentioning as well. He is part of the solution when it comes to women in Nashville, not the opposite.
Joe Doran
November 13, 2017 @ 10:52 am
He sounds like a decent guy, but if this is representative of the stuff he makes (I know nowt about him or his music, but I’m vaguely aware of his name) then I don’t think I’ll bother investigating his back catalogue.
Joe Doran
November 13, 2017 @ 10:48 am
Couldn’t even get to the minute mark. This is pretty bloody awful. He seems to mean well, although I think I agree with Trigger that maybe music would be better off empowering female artists as opposed to having blokes singing about respecting women in an age when the creepiness that seems inherent in Hollywood, the music business and politics is being exposed in a big way. These scum deserve everything they get and more, but I’m not sure if a Bitch ripoff with cringeworthy lyrics is really the best way to address the issue.
As an aside, my sister sent me a link to a video of this song a few days ago, knowing that I’ve got an interest in country music (she thinks I’m weird for it, but there we go). She’s a firm believer in gender equality, though not particularly strident about it. Her assessment of the song? – “Joe, THIS is what you listen to these days? Hahahahahaha.”
Wes
November 13, 2017 @ 10:53 am
“sticking a spoon in my ass to distract myself from the pain, cause if I am going to hurt that much I am going to do it to myself” – Lewis Black. Seriously let a woman sing some empowering songs but don’t dress it up like this and try to pass this off to us. Its an embarrassment to us all.
Patrick Bluhm
November 13, 2017 @ 10:59 am
Better than his last song the fighter yes. But the song still sucks. I wish she would go back to songs like tonight I want to cry, days go by, or I told you so. But I think unfortunately those days are over. 1/10
Susan
March 8, 2018 @ 12:04 am
Agreed. Music he makes now could never stand up to Golden Road. I have a theory that when he married Nicole Kidman, every last ounce of creativity, passion and fun left him, and he doesn’t care enough to get it back.
Senor BB
November 13, 2017 @ 11:10 am
Perhaps Mr. Urban is not the best dude to tackle the deeper subjects in a song? Isn’t this almost like
diving into the shallow end of a pool and expecting it would have depth?
The Senator
November 13, 2017 @ 11:11 am
Not a fan at all of modern Keith Urban. He’s bland beyond bland.
I do also want to say that I laugh every time I see brushstroke fonts used on big corporate products these days. I get the feeling some ad guys think they look edgy and hip, but it just looks like someone trying too hard.
Stephanie
November 13, 2017 @ 12:22 pm
bland beyond bland. Exactly. Light adult contemporary. Was there a time when he wasn’t though? I’m asking because you said “modern.”
Joseph
November 13, 2017 @ 12:30 pm
His earlier stuff was pretty solid. Golden Road and Be Here were strong albums.
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 4:40 pm
But For The Grace Of God
Jamie
November 14, 2017 @ 2:43 pm
“But For The Grace Of God” is hands down my favorite KU song! Lots of great fiddle and steel guitar in there, too. Wish he had done more songs like that. I actually quite like his first solo album from 1999.
CountryCharm
November 13, 2017 @ 11:27 am
Terrible tone deaf song. Reminds me of that ’empowering’ song Different For Girls by Dierks Bentley that was just one cliche after another.
Nadia Lockheart
November 13, 2017 @ 11:57 am
Or “Wild Child” by Kenny Chesney and Grace Potter.
Snarky Anarky
November 13, 2017 @ 11:36 am
I thought that this song and the Dierk’s Bently ‘It’s Different For Girls’ were both mindless pandering. Was pretty shocked that Demi Lovato or whoever (Rob Schneider’s kid? maybe) would agree to sing back up on it.
there might’ve been a good intention in there somewhere but, come on. total cash grab
Corncaster
November 13, 2017 @ 11:45 am
This is just Keith cuddling up again to his core femographic: adult women who see him as a safe titillation. Urban is a nice guy and a fine guitarist, but he is also country music’s premier Romance Novelist. McAnally and Copperman probably watched the headlines, waited for the phone call, and cranked this out for Keith in an hour.
Keith’s core buyers will lap it up, the press machine will do its bit of virtue signalling, and everyone who responsible for the sh*tty culture that is Hollywood & Friends will hide behind the grrl power! thing as a way of turning the light shine away from them.
And yet, Keith is probably a real nice guy. But why didn’t he write something real, by himself, for his own wife and daughters?
Those who are satisfied with bullshit deserve their bullshit.
Derek Sullivan
November 13, 2017 @ 11:46 am
It’s really bad. Bad lyric, weird moaning. I am all for artists branching out and doing other things, but this is all of over the place.
Nadia Lockheart
November 13, 2017 @ 11:47 am
To me, what makes this song infuriating to me as a woman…………is that it comes across more as a pat-on-the-back for Urban and his co-writers as though they’re “enlightened” as males rather than anything remotely feminist or even constructive.
I wholeheartedly agree with this review, but all the same I think it would be remiss of us not to zero in on the lyrics more closely. For me at least, they’re the most insufferable aspect of this song.
For example, take the Adam and Eve association that makes up the entire latter half of the second verse: asking whether the fact Adam went first suggests Eve is second OR that God “chose the best for last.” That isn’t clever. That comes across more as a lousy pick-up line than genuine sentiment.
And how is the word association fruit salad that is the chorus liberating? Again, much like with Kenny Chesney’s own clumsy attempt at a feminist anthem a la “Wild Child”, a lot of the associations made to a woman’s worth in the chorus smack of utilitarianism instead of depicting them as autonomous individuals replete with emotional complexity and nuance. They depict women in and satisfying traditional roles but little else.
Coming from a woman, f*** this song. If you want a real empowering anthem with checklist tendencies, I’ll listen to Meredith Brooks’ “Bitch”. This, this is just a bunch of sweet nothing.
Nadia Lockheart
November 13, 2017 @ 11:52 am
Then again, I can’t say I’m remotely surprised to hear this from Keith Urban: seeing, after all, that its two preceding singles were the Shawn Mendes-aping I-want-to-steal-you-under-the-guise-of-concern-trolling ballad “Blue Ain’t Your Color” and the condescending valiant-knight-saves-damsel-in-distress-anthem “The Fighter”.
CountryCharm
November 13, 2017 @ 12:22 pm
Thank you.
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 11:49 am
Here’s something I’ve been thinking about for whatever it may be worth .
Used to be , artists looked for the best material from lots of sources…including writing theri own if they were capable …regardless of genre .
The most successful of them …the Sinatras, the Peggy Lees, Beatles , of course , The Milsaps , the George Jones’ the countless greats from Motown , Kenny Rogers , Doobies , Willie , Tony Benett , Dolly , Crystal Gale , Loretta , Patty , Randy travis and on and on and on all had at least one ” signature” song and often many many more .
Do Luke Bryan , Keith Urban , Carrie , Chesney , Aldean etc…..or any of the contemporary country acts /pop acts have ” signature ” songs like the folks I listed above ? A song that is not only memorable for the right reasons but is immediately associated with that artist by listeners in almost any genre ? …I ‘m having a difficult time coming up with even one . I’m simply making that observation as an indicator of how may inferior songs have come along in the past couple of decades . Yes …the artists may still have careers but I believe they need to work far harder to maintain those careers and stay on the radar because the songs have no shelf life .
Orgirl1
November 13, 2017 @ 12:33 pm
Carrie’s is “Jesus take the Wheel”, not sure about the others though. I think Luke’s used to be “Do I” but I think that’s changed.
Lucas
November 13, 2017 @ 1:57 pm
Carrie Underwood has Before He Cheats. Whether you like that song or not, there’s no denying that it was a smash hit and is still Carrie’s most famous hit to date.
Nadia Lockheart
November 13, 2017 @ 6:43 pm
Keith Urban’s signature songs are and will remain “Somebody Like You”, “Days Go By” and “You’ll Think of Me” no matter how well recent singles of his perform.
With Carrie Underwood, I’d say her signature anthems are “Before He Cheats” (which I still loathe) and “Jesus, Take the Wheel” (deservedly).
Luke Bryan’s will all but certainly be “Country Girl (Shake It For Me)” (uggghhh).
Jason Aldean’s will be “Dirt Road Anthem” and “She’s Country”, unfortunately. (especially since he actually has decent singles in his discography like “The Truth” and “Amarillo Sky”.)
Kenny Chesney’s are tougher to nail down, but gauging by initial chart performance and longevity as gold singles, I’m willing to bet three will stand out in particular: “The Good Stuff”, “I Go Back” and “When The Sun Goes Down” (though some may argue “Beer in Mexico” has made as much impact as the Uncle Kracker duet as far as lazy beach anthems are concerned.)
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 10:44 pm
I hear you folks …these were indeed all big hits for these artists and some were even pretty good songs . But what I’m suggesting is that none of these artists have a song that pretty much anyone who listens to any genre of music would immediately name or identify any of these artists with . And I’d even suggest that none of those songs mentioned above will be covered over and over , if at all , the way iconic signature songs are covered by generations of artists .
For instance if I asked the guy behind the counter at the corner store to name a Willie song he’d likely say ” On The Road Again ” or Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain ” . If I asked the kid pumping gas to name me a Johnny Cash song he’d say Folsom Prison Blues or Ring of Fire , I’m quite certain . If I asked ANYONE , ANY AGE … to name a Beatles tune or a Stones tune I’d certainly get 50 different answers….Michael Jackson ? Probably Billie Jean or Beat It ? … …Billy Joel ..Piano Man…Eagles Hotel California or Peaceful Easy Feelin or ..?
But if I asked ‘ arbitrary man ‘ behind the counter to name me a Jason Aldean or Luke Bryan song he ‘d likely say ” Who’s Jason Aldean ….who are those guys ??”
Unless you are a country music radio person and have been for the past 15 years , say , you likely wouldn’t know any songs by the newer country artists the way EVERYONE seems to know those signature songs by the legendary folks I named above. So I posit my case again ….these folks don’t really have a signature song that will straddle genres, stand the test of time beyond the current trends or be covered time and time again the way those classic signature songs were and no doubt will continue to be . Even a HUGE hit today seems to have a very very short shelf life and I’m suggesting that its because the song relies on trends , production tricks and generic sonics and narratives . They don’t stand apart ….so they don’t stand out .
Maybe I’m wrong ….maybe 3o years from now someobody records BEFORE HE CHEATS or DAYS GO BY ….but I’d bet my reincarnated self they won’t .
Nadia Lockheart
November 14, 2017 @ 2:18 am
I think you’re right when it comes to each of the artists you cited EXCEPT for Carrie Underwood and (possibly) Jason Aldean.
“Before He Cheats” WAS a major crossover hit that also, at the time, set a record for total weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 prior to peaking. And it has been parodied frequently in pop culture at large. I hear it selected all the time at karaoke bars even among those who couldn’t care less for country music otherwise.
To a lesser but still notable extent, “Dirt Road Anthem” also made an immense impression beyond the country listening demographic and remains the all-time best-selling single among males promoted either as country or “country” entertainers. Its appeal may not be nearly as broad as that of “Before He Cheats”, but it’s still felt and will be constantly analyzed as a cultural meme of sorts when we look back and laugh with utter disdain as to how we culturally could ever let this phase happen in the first place.
albert
November 14, 2017 @ 6:08 pm
”….when we look back and laugh with utter disdain as to how we culturally could ever let this phase happen in the first place. ..
Amen Nadia….what the hell is wrong with us ??
sophie
November 14, 2017 @ 8:45 am
Have been thinking along those lines too..As a born and bred NY’er, who now lives in the South, I began to wonder when I was introduced to country music, as until recently, it was a regional ‘thing’, imo.
And then I remembered the late, great Roy Orbison, who wasn’t ‘country’ per se, but when he sang, it was like melted butter…From there, went on to Johnny and Willy, and never looked back.. The thing about the Greats is whenever one of their songs is played, almost everyone who listens to music anywhere,, immediately remembers the words and can sing along..The exposure these folks received on television, really moved country to a higher level..
albert
November 14, 2017 @ 6:12 pm
Further to your point , sophie , the major reason we remember and sing along is that firstly- the songs were written and crafted far better than most of what’s peddled today .
And secondly ….we were listening to singers whose styles oozed with character and most could ACTUALLY sing ( I’m looking at you Dierks , Jason , Kruise Kids ) .
Mike Honcho
November 13, 2017 @ 12:38 pm
I consider Keith a female country music artist. Kidman is a beard.
DJ
November 13, 2017 @ 12:43 pm
I liked him on American Idol, except when they allowed him to play his latest song. They weren’t even close to being Country and he needs a different hair stylist.
Clyde
November 13, 2017 @ 1:06 pm
I’m not just talking about this song when I say the worst of country music should not be as bad as it is. I fell like I’ve been put in an alternate universe, where, as a joke, country music has degenerated to a state that literally seems impossible.
DJ
November 13, 2017 @ 1:13 pm
Well put.
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 11:17 pm
Clyde , you could not have said it better .Where we’re at with country music would have seemed an absolute impossibility even 15 years ago. Its simply a sham .
JB-Chicago
November 13, 2017 @ 1:38 pm
I liked some old Urban. I hated Ripcord and the last few albums. This song is, like Stephanie above said light adult contemporary and I’ll add drivel. I don’t care what the lyrics of a song say if I don’t like the music. The fact that Country radio eats this guy up makes me dislike him even more. Sadly he is a very good guitar player it’s just most people that know that can’t stand him anymore.
Erika
November 13, 2017 @ 3:24 pm
I used to be a huge fan and can’t stand him anymore. He sold out when he released Fuse now his music sucks.
Nadia Lockheart
November 13, 2017 @ 6:50 pm
I used to really enjoy Urban’s brand of pop-country myself………………….up until about when the “Fuse” era started.
What made his earlier catalog so enjoyable is that, while it was unmistakably more poppy than it was country and I will admit his “Aw shucks!” lovestruck Romeo shtick was definitely overdone……………..he also won points from me for always sounding emotionally devoted to his material as both a vocalist and a multi-instrumentalist, and there were also times he willingly went out on a limb and offered something extra like with the “love, pain & the whole crazy thing” era.
But since the beginning of the “Fuse” era and especially with “Ripcord”…………………….it just seems like Urban’s output has abruptly gotten very douchey for some reason. Especially with the one-two punch “Blue Ain’t Your Color” and “The Fighter”, which are like “country” radio’s equivalent of Shawn Mendes’ douchefest “Treat You Better”.
james
November 13, 2017 @ 2:07 pm
certified turd, flush it down quick before it comes back up
Whiskey_Pete
November 13, 2017 @ 2:26 pm
Just makes me want to go out and tell a woman “everything is going to be okay.”
DJ
November 13, 2017 @ 7:21 pm
LOL…..
Pamela Smith
November 13, 2017 @ 2:28 pm
His empathy is obvious. Haters gonna hate.
Corncaster
November 13, 2017 @ 4:52 pm
Ka-ching.
RD
November 13, 2017 @ 8:10 pm
And that is why crap like this is produced.
Melody
November 13, 2017 @ 2:31 pm
Hated it.
Erika
November 13, 2017 @ 3:22 pm
I used to be a huge Keith Urban fan up until Fuse. I thought I’d wait until the album after hoping that Fuse was just a phase, so to speak, but it only got worse from there. Ripcord was flat out unbearable to listen to and I could’t even get through a single song on the album. Now we have this abomination called “Female,” which I also couldn’t listen to all the way through. This is one of the most cringiest songs I’ve ever heard and it just comes across as pandering and trying to hard. I personally hate the constant pandering and virtue signaling men do and it generally comes across as demeaning, even if they mean well. I’m sure Keith has good intentions, but of all the people it took to make and release this song, not one person spoke up and said that this song might be a bad idea. It just seems like Keith is hopping on the bandwagon. I could be wrong though.
Anyway, this song sounds very bland and monotonous, and wtf is up with that chorus?! It’s one big hodge-podge of words, some of which have nothing to do with being a female. Also, what happened to Keith’s amazing guitar playing? He basically stopped playing guitar after Get Closer. I can admit that he has never been the most country sounding artist, but then he abandoned every ounce of country he had in his music and started releasing all this pop rubbish, and has been unlistenable to ever since. He needs to go back to making songs like ‘Til Summer Comes Around, You’ll Think of Me, Somebody Like You, etc. Those songs were great musically and lyrically and brought something to the table.
I’ve been lurking on this site for a long time now, but since I used to be a huge fan of Keith Urban, I felt like it was finally time to say something about the continuous garbage that Keith has been putting out these past few years. I also probably sound more frustrated about this than I should be, but I used to really like Keith’s music, and I feel like he really sold out.
Joe
November 13, 2017 @ 4:46 pm
Keith Urban for all his his highlights and trendy clothes looks a bit like my aunt actually, a female I adore. That was all I found to latch onto in this song. Like Will mentioned above, “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks is a much better and much the same song.
albert
November 13, 2017 @ 4:50 pm
”but since I used to be a huge fan of Keith Urban, I felt like it was finally time to say something about the continuous garbage that Keith has been putting out these past few years. ”
spill your guts , erika …we get it …..we’ve all reached that point where bewilderment and frustration necessitates a preservation-of-sanity strategy . SCM is a good first step ..
OlaR
November 13, 2017 @ 5:07 pm
“Female” is an ice-cold calculated & manufactured piece of “country”-music.
The song alone will stretch the career of Keith Urban for two more years (or the new album era) & will give him 3-4 more #1 hits. A platinum record & a couple of award-nominations (wins).
The (country-) artist Keith Urban was done with the Fuse album. An album like Ripcord should end the career because it was a bad pop album & his whiny voice isn’t helpful.
Better Music:
Steve Cheers – The Measure Of A Man – Album – Released 10/29 (Australia)
Amber Joy Poulton – How It Used To Be – Album – Released 10/16 (Australia)
+ Lorrie Morgan & Pam Tillis – Come See Me & Come Lonely – Album – Released 11/10
An album full of cover versions (“Guitars, Cadillacs”, “Rose In Paradise”…) but both ladies sing circles around all the Kelsea Ballerinis of this world.
BwareDWare94
November 13, 2017 @ 5:36 pm
Another terrible song to tack on to the end of Urban’s career. The fact that he can’t fucking sing at all is eventually going to derail him completely unless he eventually goes back to his roots. I could handle the iffy vocals when the instrumental arrangements were awesome.
Willie Potter
November 13, 2017 @ 7:07 pm
Horrible…
Always thought Urban was a tool.
Average singer…below average guitar player.
Doesn’t write his own songs.
Couldn’t carry Paisley’s guitar pics.
blockman
November 13, 2017 @ 8:43 pm
This is hilarious. One for the record books along with Accidental Racist.
Hugh
November 13, 2017 @ 9:02 pm
Everything is going to be OK. Hugh is here. And just like my drink du jour D’ Amalfi Limoncello Supreme, Keith Urban’s song Female marks history like no other mind-altering, nightcap ever has. The brilliance of putting out a song to mark this place in time, rivals my iPhone 5 Black Diamond by saying, this is a piece of past, present and the future! It’s proof that it exists and is still going strong! 50 years from now, 20 year olds will be saying, “What? It’s not like it’s 2017!”. Like we say, “What it’s not 1947!” When referring to the way feminine people are just thrown around being very inconsiderate. The art today is very armageddon dark and sad. That’s what happens when you treat feminine people bad. Similar but different to the dark problems in society in 1947. Thank goodness for the cultural cleansing of the 1960’s. Keith Urban is marking time, sealing his place in history. His music will be referenced in the future when new generations are unpacking the past.
Frances malneck
November 14, 2017 @ 1:46 am
All the comments are written by other than country music fans/listeners. Keith urbans music is the current country music. It is not the fifties..sixties.seventies..etc. He fits in with the current musicians and singers. He is an entertainer. I am sure he knows that he does not have a great voice. The song FEMALE is beautiful. There is a turn off button on the radio…etc.
Corncaster
November 14, 2017 @ 9:34 am
“Keith urbans is the current country music”
Are you from Sweden? This is pure Jantelagen.
“Current” should always be preceded by the word “merely.”
Trigger
November 14, 2017 @ 11:06 am
Some really good country coming out of Sweden right now. Better than Keith Urban.
Corncaster
November 14, 2017 @ 1:51 pm
Right, but that’s not what I meant.
In Sweden, there’s strong pressure to conform, not stick out, to keep your head down. A novelist boiled it down to ten rules. And so, to my mind, to say whatever is current is country is basically to lie down and take whatever the industry wants to push onto you. It’s supine, and I’m sure you agree.
IMHO, the cowboy acts in Sweden are actually punk in that kind of environment. They stick out. They can be pretty camp, but I don’t mind. The music demands a level of skill that makes dress-up band execution more significant than merely dress-up.
What I complain about is this idea that whatever is currently called “country” is really country. It’s not. Country music isn’t just whatever music they listen to out in the country. It’s a tradition of music that’s been made out in the country. It has a history, a style, a set of instruments and dance rhythms, and a way of saying important things simply.
I have no problem with the rhythms changing. People dance to what moves them, and (gasp) even country shuffles get old. But wholesale changes aren’t evolutions: they’re wholesale changes to something new. And being “new” doesn’t make it “country.”
Robert Crouse
November 14, 2017 @ 5:44 am
I have been following this blog for a year or so now. I have found tremdous artist such as Dale watson etc. But lately all I see is negative comments on here about how bad every singer out there is so what if it’s not that good. The artists are creating there art for there fans who enjoy them. So how about something positive. I am a very long time fan of country music not all songs or artists are top notch. Anyone who puts an artist down I want you to get up on stage and see if u can do it.
Rob
Trigger
November 14, 2017 @ 11:22 am
Hey Robert,
I appreciate the feedback.
I post a lot of positive coverage for artists, and it is by far the majority of material on this site. I also don’t think there has been an increase in negative coverage lately. Just in the last few days I posted a story about Bill Murray buying tickets for SteelDrivers fans, and a story about Cody Jinks performing for veterans and Sutherland Springs hero. These are the definition of feel good stories. I also posted glowing reviews for Parker McCollum and a vintage Lee Ann Woamck record. It’s a shame that sometimes the negative stuff seems to get all the attention like this song review, but it’s far from the focus of the site. That said, I do think it’s important to offer strong criticism upon occasion. Pushing the bad stuff down can help prop the good stuff up.
Robert Crouse
November 14, 2017 @ 4:50 pm
Thanks for the reply wanna here more info on Whitney Morgan and what jamey Johnson is up to..happy thanksgiving and merry Christmas (not happy holidays lol)
Rob Crouse
Summer Jam
November 14, 2017 @ 12:06 pm
IMO, this is Urban’s worst song of all time. What the F was he thinking. I like alot of his music but he has obviously lost his mind. He has talent but wastes it away on garbage like this….*cough* *cough* chris young *cough*.
sophie
November 14, 2017 @ 1:29 pm
I guess all that Botox has gone to his brain..Sorry, being a fan of his is akin to being the parent of a gifted child who won’t do his homework..You believe there is more there, but they can’t bring it out..So who has the problem, the parent or the child?
Jamie
November 14, 2017 @ 2:36 pm
Keith likely meant well with this song, and I respect that he tried getting this message out there, but in the end, it just doesn’t work for me. The verses have some interesting things to say (except for that cringe inducing Adam and Eve line Nadia mentioned), but when it gets to that boring, cliched laundry list style chorus, it loses me. It’s also very lacking in melody like so many other recent pop “country” tunes. For a song that’s supposed to have an important message about women, and as a woman myself, I just can’t find much that’s memorable about it.
Nadia Lockheart
November 14, 2017 @ 6:21 pm
And again, I can’t help but find it troubling when something like this also comes on the heels of two preceding singles (“Blue Ain’t Your Color”, “The Fighter”) that fall into the exact same trappings as your run-of-the-mill douche in Adult Top 40 who want to steal someone but does so under the guise of sensitivity.
It may seem unfair, but the bigger picture matters too and Urban has increasingly been cutting material with questionable framing to say the least.
Ulysses McCaskill
November 14, 2017 @ 5:43 pm
That’s funny because “Female” is the exact word I’d use to describe Keith Urban and his brand of “country” music.
Shane McAnally and Ross Copperman
November 14, 2017 @ 8:34 pm
Where is your God now???
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
A. Michael Uhlmann
November 14, 2017 @ 11:47 pm
Well, there is a hardcore honky tonk song that tells you that you rather should take care of your woman, even if she’s not the president’s wife or a movie star. Written by Billy Joe Shaver, recorded by Keith Whitley in 1982! Common sense policy!
https://open.spotify.com/track/73fxBHwd8sLpuumEIon1kN
And yes Trigger country music has a long history of women standing up for their rights, be it Loretta with one of her “fighting” ditties, Jeannie C. Riley with “Harper Valley P.T.A.” or Martina McBride with “Independence Day” – we don’t need a cliched bro-country song from an Aussie kangaroo.
Gina
November 15, 2017 @ 12:14 am
Vulture just called this an “anthem for your witch hunt.” Ugh.
Carla
November 17, 2017 @ 6:33 pm
Well intentioned but misguided. I couldn’t even get past 10 seconds. Whilst I’m not a fan of his music, I’ve always had a soft spot for Keith as he’s from the antipodes, like myself. I reckon Keith is a well meaning guy, probably a feminist (as I’d expect any man with daughters to be) and I admire him for taking a public stand. Good on him. The song is awful and it annoys the shit out of me that he rolls his ‘r’s like an American, but hey: A for effort. For trying to affect change and for the intention. I’m disappointed he didn’t choose to donate some proceeds to a women’s charity or the like. That would have been awesome.