These Are The Tyler Childers Expressions You Make When…
Tyler Childers is one of the most animated, expressive, and impassioned performers around. This is the reason he’s risen from an unknown guy from Kentucky to the arena-level live performer with little or no help from corporate radio or the mainstream country music industry.
When you see images of Childers in concert, you might think he’s apoplectic like he just found a pubic hair in his spaghetti. But this is just Tyler Childers expressing his passion. You might even find yourself making similar expressions when something goes awry in life.
You make these Tyler Childers expressions when…
–You’re told the restaurant has no tables, but somehow the couple that walked in after you just got seated.
–You step on a lego with your bare feet at 4 in the morning when you’ve got to take a wicked piss.
–You enter the revolving carousel of customer service phone hell just trying to return a pair of slacks, and yes, you’re pushing “7,” but it keeps giving you the same damn prompt you heard before.
–You roll up to the fast food joint and they tell you the soft serve/shake machine is down, but you really know they just cleaned it early to get ahead of their closing duties.
–A Hyundai is parked at the only diesel pump at the station.
–Somebody plays Walker Hayes at a party.
–Somebody tries to pass off Sam Hunt as country.
–It’s the perfect country festival lineup, but then for some reason Breland is interjected in there.
–You go to the “check out” tab for concert tickets, only to find you’re being charged a $47 “convenience fee.”
–You’re just sharing your recent Tyler Childers concert photos online and some jackass pipes in insisting that all Tyler Childers ever sings about is gay miners.
August 20, 2024 @ 11:41 am
Slow news day Trigg !
Kidding, very funny
August 20, 2024 @ 11:42 am
10/10 – funny!
August 20, 2024 @ 12:08 pm
Headed to see him tonight in salt lake. I’m going to be thinking of this 😂
August 20, 2024 @ 1:21 pm
Trigger not sure whats happening at the moment. You ok?
August 20, 2024 @ 5:04 pm
He’s adapted the Levi’s trucker jacket/ plaid shirt thing as his standard performing outfit..
Nothing original but totally appropriate..easy to pack and taking othing away from those artistic expressions .
August 20, 2024 @ 10:19 pm
I was referring to a couple of articles, this being one, that wouldn’t be out of place on FTM.
August 20, 2024 @ 2:26 pm
I saw him in Boulder a few days ago and I thought it was just me that he had some unusual facial expressions. He reminded me of Jerry Lee Lewis.
And #10 made me lol.
August 20, 2024 @ 4:23 pm
I think Trig took enough meds to make him special today instead of just normal! Some damn good ones in there.
How about – when the fifth random person in 3 days texts you a link to this awesome new song because “you like country music” and once again it’s Rich Men North of Richmond.
August 20, 2024 @ 9:49 pm
“only to find you’re being charged a $47 “convenience fee.”
Well, it was awfully convenient for the ticket seller.
August 21, 2024 @ 9:54 am
Fun little puff piece. You should do a review of the new Muscadine Bloodline album. It was worth the wait.
August 21, 2024 @ 2:21 pm
“…when you’ve got to take a wicked piss.” Who’s from Massachusetts?
August 21, 2024 @ 2:21 pm
-You hit the can after overindulging in Ghost Pepper Chicken Curry.
August 21, 2024 @ 7:38 pm
The face you make when you’re singing terrible new songs in a terrible sounding new voice
August 25, 2024 @ 2:47 pm
The face you make when someone interrupts your touch tunes session consisting of Hank Jr, Waylon, DAC by playing HOTTOGO.
August 26, 2024 @ 9:57 am
I love Tyler. This last show was the first time I saw him sans guitar with facial expressions and arm movement. It reminded me of Ricky Bobby “I don’t know what to do with my hands” scene.
Still an awesome show.